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John Hodgman Quotes
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That which is hard to do is best done bitterly (John Hodgman Quotes)
All books should be trilogies; I mean I think we all agree on that (John Hodgman Quotes)
This is one of the defining sorrows of books: that we cannot see one another (John Hodgman Quotes)
I actually own a copy of my own book; that’s how dedicated I am as an author (John Hodgman Quotes)
Most people presume my mustache is not real because it’s much darker than my regular hair (John Hodgman Quotes)
Creating fake facts does require a measure of haphazard research, insofar as they need to not just be possible, but also interesting (John Hodgman Quotes)
Comedy does offer an avenue to television and film careers for untelegenic people that great drama does not (John Hodgman Quotes)
As you know, the thing that I know the least about is the topic of sports (John Hodgman Quotes)
All I can ask from society is that it please stop telling me why I should like sports (John Hodgman Quotes)
One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. I’m very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably (John Hodgman Quotes)
When you think about it, the end of the world is a little bit like death: We all know it’s going to come eventually, and as we get older, we feel we see the signs more and more distinctly (John Hodgman Quotes)
What would I put in a museum? Probably a museum! That’s an amusing relic of our past (John Hodgman Quotes)
My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what I’m talking about or not (John Hodgman Quotes)
A lot of media that that I want to consume, I don’t want to have to own forever and ever. It’s not like real estate (John Hodgman Quotes)
Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies (John Hodgman Quotes)
I have a lot of cultural references that have amassed in my brain like shrapnel over the years that are meaningful to me (John Hodgman Quotes)
More people have more access to more readers for less money than ever before in history. It means a lot of dross; but it means a lot of very talented people can find and nurture a readership in ways that were not possible twenty years ago. From a creative perspective, that is all that writing is about (John Hodgman Quotes)
I have learned that newborn infants roll their eyes around and move their heads and their arms in short jerky spasms. And if you homeschool them, they will stay this way forever (John Hodgman Quotes)
A stopped clock is correct twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab someone, even at nighttime (John Hodgman Quotes)
Life may be miraculous in its unlikelihood in the universe, but it would be a fallacy to suggest that its rareness makes it inextinguishable (John Hodgman Quotes)
For a long time, I would write without music, because I thought it was distracting until I appreciated that it actually unlocks a certain unconscious productivity vault in my mind (John Hodgman Quotes)
When a good friend gives you his or her book, you don’t want to read it, because you’re afraid that it’s not going be what you hope it can be (John Hodgman Quotes)
Well, I always had this desire to celebrate and somehow be a part of things that I thought were really great (John Hodgman Quotes)
Part of the transaction between writer and reader is the pleasure of building a community and encouraging people to play along (John Hodgman Quotes)
I know electric knives are excellent for carving turkeys that have had their bones removed and been forced into a mold to shape them. Please note that those turkeys are called hams (John Hodgman Quotes)
My career as a magazine writer was largely prefaced on the idea of curiosity, to go on adventures and weasel my way into the lives of people that I admire (John Hodgman Quotes)
The few people who ask to have their photographs with me, I almost always say yes, except for a few circumstances, like when my family is around (John Hodgman Quotes)
I do not think that a museum needs to engage with pop culture in order to make itself interesting to museumgoers. Museums are already interesting and engaging with pop culture for its own sake is just a quick way to seem and become dated (John Hodgman Quotes)
As a freelance writer, I’d be asked to become an expert for various magazines on any subject, whether food or wine or history or the life span of veterinarians. I was completely unschooled in any of these things (John Hodgman Quotes)
Tonally, there was no discussion; I just don’t know any other way to do it. I don’t want to make people feel bad, and I don’t want to make their problems into a joke. I do love telling people when they’re right and wrong, but for the most part, it was always going to be about real fights where people have a real difference of opinion and a real dispute. I want to make jokes, but I also want to make a decision that is fair (John Hodgman Quotes)
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