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John Oliver Quotes

I would hate to meet myself at 15 Picture Quote #1

It really helps a comedian to be an outsider Picture Quote #1

Politicians don’t really bring up religion in England Picture Quote #1

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers Picture Quote #1

There is no greater anesthetic than sport Picture Quote #1

People are friendlier in New York than London Picture Quote #1

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Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools’ Day is probably a sociopath Picture Quote #1

Armando Iannucci is one of my heroes. As I was growing up, he was probably the most influential comic voice that I had Picture Quote #1

Attending a Sarah Palin rally was simultaneously one of the strangest and most chilling events of my life Picture Quote #1

Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you’ll never get paid back Picture Quote #1

Campaign ads are the backbone of American democracy if American democracy suffered a gigantic spinal injury Picture Quote #1

Every empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels Picture Quote #1

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Having a human conversation is not something I’ve had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being Picture Quote #1

I did sketch comedy, but I never did improv. So I’ve just tried to learn as I go Picture Quote #1

I feel more at home knowing I’m not really at home. It takes all the pressure off you trying to fit in! Picture Quote #1

I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting into Picture Quote #1

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes Picture Quote #1

I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior Picture Quote #1

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I watch one news channel until my soul can’t take it anymore. It’s the background of my life Picture Quote #1

I would much rather America was a more stable, wonderful place. You know, I love it Picture Quote #1

I’m not really much of an actor, so when I started on ‘The Daily Show’, I was just trying to adopt the faux authority of a newsperson Picture Quote #1

It’s a great time to be doing political satire when the world is on a knife edge Picture Quote #1

It’s exciting to have a role in anything that’s Claymation, just because you’re always intrigued by what a clay wizard version of yourself would be Picture Quote #1

Veterans’ issues are quite close to my heart. I find it quite hard to talk about, actually Picture Quote #1

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You don’t need people’s opinion on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: ‘Which number is bigger, 15 or 5?’ or ‘Do owls exist?’ or ‘Are there hats?’ Picture Quote #1

Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting. She can’t even commit to being uncommitted Picture Quote #1

Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we’re just saying it’s a little bit weird you didn’t have to Picture Quote #1

Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents Picture Quote #1

News is not a game show. You don’t win a car if you happen to be right Picture Quote #1

You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter, Picture Quote #1

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I would hate to meet myself at 15 (John Oliver Quotes) It really helps a comedian to be an outsider (John Oliver Quotes) Politicians don’t really bring up religion in England (John Oliver Quotes) There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers (John Oliver Quotes) There is no greater anesthetic than sport (John Oliver Quotes) People are friendlier in New York than London (John Oliver Quotes) Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools’ Day is probably a sociopath (John Oliver Quotes) Armando Iannucci is one of my heroes. As I was growing up, he was probably the most influential comic voice that I had (John Oliver Quotes) Attending a Sarah Palin rally was simultaneously one of the strangest and most chilling events of my life (John Oliver Quotes) Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you’ll never get paid back (John Oliver Quotes) Campaign ads are the backbone of American democracy if American democracy suffered a gigantic spinal injury (John Oliver Quotes) Every empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels (John Oliver Quotes) Having a human conversation is not something I’ve had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being (John Oliver Quotes) I did sketch comedy, but I never did improv. So I’ve just tried to learn as I go (John Oliver Quotes) I feel more at home knowing I’m not really at home. It takes all the pressure off you trying to fit in! (John Oliver Quotes) I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting into (John Oliver Quotes) I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes (John Oliver Quotes) I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior (John Oliver Quotes) I watch one news channel until my soul can’t take it anymore. It’s the background of my life (John Oliver Quotes) I would much rather America was a more stable, wonderful place. You know, I love it (John Oliver Quotes) I’m not really much of an actor, so when I started on ‘The Daily Show’, I was just trying to adopt the faux authority of a newsperson (John Oliver Quotes) It’s a great time to be doing political satire when the world is on a knife edge (John Oliver Quotes) It’s exciting to have a role in anything that’s Claymation, just because you’re always intrigued by what a clay wizard version of yourself would be (John Oliver Quotes) Veterans’ issues are quite close to my heart. I find it quite hard to talk about, actually (John Oliver Quotes) You don’t need people’s opinion on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: ‘Which number is bigger, 15 or 5?’ or ‘Do owls exist?’ or ‘Are there hats?’ (John Oliver Quotes) Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting. She can’t even commit to being uncommitted (John Oliver Quotes) Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we’re just saying it’s a little bit weird you didn’t have to (John Oliver Quotes) Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents (John Oliver Quotes) News is not a game show. You don’t win a car if you happen to be right (John Oliver Quotes) You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter, (John Oliver Quotes)

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