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John Swartzwelder Quotes

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They can kill the Kennedys. Why can’t they make a cup of coffee that tastes good?  (John Swartzwelder Quotes) If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it’s your duty as an American to do it  (John Swartzwelder Quotes) As my exciting story began I was being punched in the stomach  (John Swartzwelder Quotes) I’m 190 pounds of rock hard muscle, underneath 40 pounds of sturdy protective fat  (John Swartzwelder Quotes) I made a circular motion with my finger around my temple to indicate I thought this guy was crazy, forgetting that there was no one in the room to see this circular motion except him. He saw it and frowned  (John Swartzwelder Quotes) I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days  (John Swartzwelder Quotes)