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Johnny Knoxville Quotes

I love Louisiana. It’s amazing Picture Quote #1

I actually got stabbed at my friend’s bachelor party. In real life Picture Quote #1

I love Louisiana. It’s amazing Picture Quote #1

I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance Picture Quote #1

I think everyone roots for the underdog Picture Quote #1

It’s a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It’s funny and accessible Picture Quote #1

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The worse the reviews, the better for our demographic Picture Quote #1

But I can still lick the spoon! Picture Quote #1

A couple days before the stunts, if I’m doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it’s ingrained in me Picture Quote #1

I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists Picture Quote #1

I know this is going to end bad, but I’m going to pretend it’s going to end good.’ My life’s philosophy Picture Quote #1

Of course I’ve had a bunch of broken bones, sprains and I’ve had five or six concussions, with three serious ones. I also got a real heavy duty blood clot and internal bleeding from where I was shot in the stomach with a beanbag bullet that the police use for crowd control. I’ve also had six stitches in my head Picture Quote #1

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When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put cigarettes out on my arm or my face. But it doesn’t seem to happen any more. They show us a lot of love Picture Quote #1

I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South? Picture Quote #1

What an honor that Stephen Prouty got nominated for best makeup and hairstyling for ‘Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa’. Am I as stunned as everyone else we didn’t get the nod for best picture? Well of course, duh, but I won’t let that take away from my happiness for Steve, Tony Gardner, and our whole makeup team. Wahoo! Picture Quote #1

People think by challenging me they’re going to show they’re tough. But I’m not tough. Decent drinker. Not such a bad kisser. But not a great fighter Picture Quote #1

You can tell it’s good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it’s good moonshine and it won’t make you go blind Picture Quote #1

I think I’m a little concussed Picture Quote #1

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Being a complete juvenile delinquent helped me grow up a little Picture Quote #1

I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea Picture Quote #1

You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump? Picture Quote #1

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant Picture Quote #1

I want to do dramas. I want to do comedies Picture Quote #1

People go to car races to watch the crashes Picture Quote #1

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Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious Picture Quote #1

If someone hits me I consider it a challenge Picture Quote #1

I don’t remember the first stunt I ever did Picture Quote #1

Everyone gets hurt, but I’ve probably had the most injuries Picture Quote #1

I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older Picture Quote #1

I actually got stabbed at my friend’s bachelor party. In real life Picture Quote #1

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I love Louisiana. It’s amazing (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) I actually got stabbed at my friend’s bachelor party. In real life. (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) I love Louisiana. It’s amazing. (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) I think everyone roots for the underdog (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) It’s a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It’s funny and accessible. (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) The worse the reviews, the better for our demographic (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) But I can still lick the spoon! (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) A couple days before the stunts, if I’m doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it’s ingrained in me (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) I know this is going to end bad, but I’m going to pretend it’s going to end good.’ My life’s philosophy (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) Of course I’ve had a bunch of broken bones, sprains and I’ve had five or six concussions, with three serious ones. I also got a real heavy duty blood clot and internal bleeding from where I was shot in the stomach with a beanbag bullet that the police use for crowd control. I’ve also had six stitches in my head (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put cigarettes out on my arm or my face. But it doesn’t seem to happen any more. They show us a lot of love (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South? (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) What an honor that Stephen Prouty got nominated for best makeup and hairstyling for ‘Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa’. Am I as stunned as everyone else we didn’t get the nod for best picture? Well of course, duh, but I won’t let that take away from my happiness for Steve, Tony Gardner, and our whole makeup team. Wahoo! (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) People think by challenging me they’re going to show they’re tough. But I’m not tough. Decent drinker. Not such a bad kisser. But not a great fighter. (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) You can tell it’s good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it’s good moonshine and it won’t make you go blind. (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) I think I’m a little concussed (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) Being a complete juvenile delinquent helped me grow up a little (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump? (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) I want to do dramas. I want to do comedies (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) People go to car races to watch the crashes (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) If someone hits me I consider it a challenge (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) I don’t remember the first stunt I ever did (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) Everyone gets hurt, but I’ve probably had the most injuries (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older (Johnny Knoxville Quotes) I actually got stabbed at my friend’s bachelor party. In real life (Johnny Knoxville Quotes)

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