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I love my babies so much that I could kiss them all day long.. as a job. I could be a professional baby kisser. No joke (Joke Quotes)
Every time there’s a cut in the action, we joke and dance around, there’s show tunes and fart noises (Joke Quotes)
When my family all got together, I’d always get up and entertain everyone, but it was all a bit of a joke. My first real memory of singing for people was when I was about eleven or 12 (Joke Quotes)
I’m a diplomat by nature. I help find the middle ground. I crack a joke and use humour to help resolve potentially vicious situations quickly. It gets things in perspective and helps everyone to see that things aren’t as bad as they seem (Joke Quotes)
To joke in the face of danger is the supreme politeness, a delicate refusal to cast oneself as a tragic hero (Joke Quotes)
A joke isn’t yours. It’s used and you don’t know where it’s been (Joke Quotes)
I really like comedy. There’s always a choice, when you’re writing: you can either go for the joke or you can go for the story, the important stuff (Joke Quotes)
Most people who seek attention and regard by announcing that they’re writing a novel are actually so devoid of narrative talent that they can’t hold the attention of a dinner table for thirty seconds, even with a dirty joke (Joke Quotes)
I tell you it’s no joke to paint a portrait. I wonder that I am not more timid when I begin. I feel almost certain that I can do it. It seems very simple. I don’t think of the time that is sure to come when I almost despair, when the whole thing seems hopeless (Joke Quotes)
It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It’s gold! (Joke Quotes)
The simile has to match the tone of its surroundings and has to be like a little joke. Writing a simile that isn’t funny on some level is quite hard (Joke Quotes)
I was raised in a family where no one had a serious bone in their body and every answer was a riddle, a joke, or a prank (Joke Quotes)
Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It’s sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn’t the star (Joke Quotes)
Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It’s not high on a guy’s must list. Perhaps it should be (Joke Quotes)
There was a time when I didn’t like myself at all. I thought I was a cruel joke. But now I’ve come to realise that maybe I am not cute, but I am beautiful (Joke Quotes)
Whenever I realize I’m being a goofball, I write it down. When I release the joke onstage, I love watching the effect it has on the audience. No one wants to see someone talk who takes themselves too seriously (Joke Quotes)
Comedy is similar to hockey... in only one way. You get a lot of credit for assists. So I try to serve whatever the intention is, be it the joke or the story or the scene or the moment or the kiss, even if it’s not my joke or moment (Joke Quotes)
No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes. There’s no such thing as a good long joke (Joke Quotes)
What you never want to do is have a story that doesn’t track emotionally, because then you’re going joke to joke and you’re going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that’s going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is (Joke Quotes)
I don’t mind being the brunt of a joke, so long as it’s a good one (Joke Quotes)
The currency of blogging is authenticity and trust... you pay folks to blog about a product and you compromise that. I would almost care about this, but it’s so obvious to everyone that this is either a joke or an idiot that there is nothing more to say (Joke Quotes)
I only became a celebrity because I had a kid. Before I was pregnant nobody cared. I joke to my agent that having a baby made my career (Joke Quotes)
I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it’s over a decade now. No joke (Joke Quotes)
And I admit it: there’s a rather dirty thrill when 700 people laugh at a joke you’ve written (Joke Quotes)
I am so happy that I married a comedy writer. He’s never not without a joke. No matter where we are (Joke Quotes)
On stage you look much larger than you are. You can have subtle changes of timing; how you place a punch line in a joke or movement or emotion according to an audience (Joke Quotes)
I used to joke that if acting didn’t work out, poetry was my commonsense fallback (Joke Quotes)
The brain process that results in a joke materializing where no joke was before remains a mystery. I’m not aware of any scholarly, scientific or neurological studies on the subject (Joke Quotes)
I’m not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn’t really bother me (Joke Quotes)
Listen. Look. Desire is a house. Desire needs closed space. Desire runs out of doors or windows, or slats or pinpricks, it can’t fit under the sky, too large. Close the doors. Close the windows. As soon as you laugh from nerves or make a joke or say something just to say something or get all involved with the bushes, then you blow open a window in your house of desire and it can’t heat up as well. Cold draft comes in (Joke Quotes)