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Joke Quotes

The wrong kind of guy to fall in love with is the guy who will let go of the steering wheel as a joke. A guy who finds it amusing to make you uncomfortable, which is more common than you’d think, is someone you want to avoid Picture Quote #1

You have to make a joke every 10–15 minutes. It’s a way of keeping up morale Picture Quote #1

Write a smart joke and people want to talk about it and keep the dialogue going. Also, if you can make someone laugh, it’s a pronouncement that they like you on some level Picture Quote #1

God’s great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage Picture Quote #1

Surrealism can only deliver a reactionary judgment; can make out of history only an accumulation of oddities, a joke, a death trip Picture Quote #1

The mind may be reluctant to think properly when thinking is all it is supposed to do; the task can be as paralysing as having to tell a joke or mimic an accent on demand Picture Quote #1

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There is a kind of laughter people laugh at public events, as if a joke were a charity auction and they want to be seen to be bidding Picture Quote #1

Art once made a cult of beauty. Now we have a cult of ugliness instead. This has made art into an elaborate joke, one which by now has ceased to be funny Picture Quote #1

Fashion has become a joke. The designers have forgotten that there are women inside the dresses. Most women dress for men and want to be admired. But they must also be able to move, to get into a car without bursting their seams! Clothes must have a natural shape Picture Quote #1

Reagan was an exceedingly likeable guy, just a heck of a nice fellow, despite his politics. He was funny and loved a good joke, the dirtier, I’m afraid the more ethnic, the better. I don’t think he brought very much to the presidency, except charisma and success Picture Quote #1

I stumbled on a joke idea and style that worked, the audience went with it and, from that moment on, I was hooked. It’s an amazing feeling Picture Quote #1

It’s interesting to have the awkward moments play out, and the real human interactions. The more you cut that down, you lose the joke, which is that this is painful and hard Picture Quote #1

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If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well Picture Quote #1

Usually my favorite joke is whichever joke I most recently came up with that surprised me the first time I thought of it Picture Quote #1

Candidates should be extremely cautious in displaying a sense of humor. If he or she tells a joke with a point, there is almost certain to be some minority group offended Picture Quote #1

The most profound indication of social malignancy... no sense of humor. None of the monoliths could take a joke Picture Quote #1

Sexual harassment legislation feels unfair to men because if they sued over an ethnic joke, or over a woman discussing pornography or asking them out, they’d be laughed out of the company Picture Quote #1

Racing is bulging at the seams with pure nutball characters, men who can drink more, screw more, fight more, laugh more, joke more, than practically any collection of people in the world Picture Quote #1

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When something makes no sense, sometimes you make something of it. A joke. A spiritual practice. A life Picture Quote #1

For telling a good and incisive religious joke, you should be praised. For telling a bad one, you should be ridiculed and reviled. The idea that you could be prosecuted for the telling of either is quite fantastic Picture Quote #1

Everything serious that he says is a joke and everything humorous that he says is dead serious Picture Quote #1

I’ve always been a jokester. The things I got in trouble for, when I was little, was always about making a joke or setting up a prank or being silly when I should be paying attention Picture Quote #1

I’m always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn’t get stale while working on new jokes every night or I would go absolutely crazy and would want to kill myself. I just want to go in there and talk about what’s bugging me Picture Quote #1

Once you do a joke and it works it’s only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel Picture Quote #1

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I was a terrible employee. I’ve been fired from almost every job I’ve ever had, luckily, in a good way, or else I’d be stuck. I would always joke around with everybody, and no one enjoyed my humor Picture Quote #1

You are so lame. You always disappoint me. It’s kind of like our running joke but it’s really not funny and I just want you to live up to the image of you I create Picture Quote #1

I believe reality is a marvelous joke staged for my edification and amusement and everybody is working very hard to make me happy Picture Quote #1

English doctors have killed 3/4 of my friends and the joke is the remaining 1/4 go on recommending them, so odd is human nature Picture Quote #1

I don’t want people to leave the show being upset. So if I am trying to do a new joke, and sometimes I will talk about things like gun control or hostile massacre and I notice people being upset I will change the direction Picture Quote #1

There’s no real formula for doing it, it’s either just living life and writing down a joke you think of in the middle of the day and then pieces those together later Picture Quote #1

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The wrong kind of guy to fall in love with is the guy who will let go of the steering wheel as a joke. A guy who finds it amusing to make you uncomfortable, which is more common than you’d think, is someone you want to avoid (Joke Quotes) You have to make a joke every 10–15 minutes. It’s a way of keeping up morale (Joke Quotes) Write a smart joke and people want to talk about it and keep the dialogue going. Also, if you can make someone laugh, it’s a pronouncement that they like you on some level (Joke Quotes) God’s great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage (Joke Quotes) Surrealism can only deliver a reactionary judgment; can make out of history only an accumulation of oddities, a joke, a death trip (Joke Quotes) The mind may be reluctant to think properly when thinking is all it is supposed to do; the task can be as paralysing as having to tell a joke or mimic an accent on demand (Joke Quotes) There is a kind of laughter people laugh at public events, as if a joke were a charity auction and they want to be seen to be bidding (Joke Quotes) Art once made a cult of beauty. Now we have a cult of ugliness instead. This has made art into an elaborate joke, one which by now has ceased to be funny (Joke Quotes) Fashion has become a joke. The designers have forgotten that there are women inside the dresses. Most women dress for men and want to be admired. But they must also be able to move, to get into a car without bursting their seams! Clothes must have a natural shape (Joke Quotes) Reagan was an exceedingly likeable guy, just a heck of a nice fellow, despite his politics. He was funny and loved a good joke, the dirtier, I’m afraid the more ethnic, the better. I don’t think he brought very much to the presidency, except charisma and success (Joke Quotes) I stumbled on a joke idea and style that worked, the audience went with it and, from that moment on, I was hooked. It’s an amazing feeling (Joke Quotes) It’s interesting to have the awkward moments play out, and the real human interactions. The more you cut that down, you lose the joke, which is that this is painful and hard (Joke Quotes) If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well (Joke Quotes) Usually my favorite joke is whichever joke I most recently came up with that surprised me the first time I thought of it (Joke Quotes) Candidates should be extremely cautious in displaying a sense of humor. If he or she tells a joke with a point, there is almost certain to be some minority group offended (Joke Quotes) The most profound indication of social malignancy... no sense of humor. None of the monoliths could take a joke (Joke Quotes) Sexual harassment legislation feels unfair to men because if they sued over an ethnic joke, or over a woman discussing pornography or asking them out, they’d be laughed out of the company (Joke Quotes) Racing is bulging at the seams with pure nutball characters, men who can drink more, screw more, fight more, laugh more, joke more, than practically any collection of people in the world (Joke Quotes) When something makes no sense, sometimes you make something of it. A joke. A spiritual practice. A life (Joke Quotes) For telling a good and incisive religious joke, you should be praised. For telling a bad one, you should be ridiculed and reviled. The idea that you could be prosecuted for the telling of either is quite fantastic (Joke Quotes) Everything serious that he says is a joke and everything humorous that he says is dead serious (Joke Quotes) I’ve always been a jokester. The things I got in trouble for, when I was little, was always about making a joke or setting up a prank or being silly when I should be paying attention (Joke Quotes) I’m always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn’t get stale while working on new jokes every night or I would go absolutely crazy and would want to kill myself. I just want to go in there and talk about what’s bugging me (Joke Quotes) Once you do a joke and it works it’s only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel (Joke Quotes) I was a terrible employee. I’ve been fired from almost every job I’ve ever had, luckily, in a good way, or else I’d be stuck. I would always joke around with everybody, and no one enjoyed my humor (Joke Quotes) You are so lame. You always disappoint me. It’s kind of like our running joke but it’s really not funny and I just want you to live up to the image of you I create (Joke Quotes) I believe reality is a marvelous joke staged for my edification and amusement and everybody is working very hard to make me happy (Joke Quotes) English doctors have killed 3/4 of my friends and the joke is the remaining 1/4 go on recommending them, so odd is human nature (Joke Quotes) I don’t want people to leave the show being upset. So if I am trying to do a new joke, and sometimes I will talk about things like gun control or hostile massacre and I notice people being upset I will change the direction (Joke Quotes) There’s no real formula for doing it, it’s either just living life and writing down a joke you think of in the middle of the day and then pieces those together later (Joke Quotes)

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