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My friends joke because I will take my clothes off, at the drop of a hat (Joke Quotes)
It’s important to be yourself. What art does for everyone, helps you understand yourself and in a distilled way, whether it’s a painting or a scene in acting or a joke. It distills something about everyday life that can be important to you (Joke Quotes)
The most welcome joke to me is the one that takes the place of a heavy, not altogether innocuous thought, at once a cautionary hint of the finger and a flash of the eye (Joke Quotes)
If we have injured someone, giving him the opportunity to make a joke about us is often enough to provide him personal satisfaction, or even to win his good will (Joke Quotes)
We didn’t choose the joke because it’s filthy! We chose it because of the structure! (Joke Quotes)
Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor (Joke Quotes)
Improvisation is about finding the best joke or the silliest way to get something across. Improvising conflict is always fun because you can just go for it (Joke Quotes)
How do you know you told a good punch line, a good joke? It’s because they laugh. How do you know you’ve got a good scary punch line? It’s because they jump out of the seat or scream. So the best reward is one you can listen to (Joke Quotes)
I can pretty much guarantee that if I do a show in a comedy club, there will be someone who will come out of the audience and tell me the worst joke ever. It’s just a guarantee (Joke Quotes)
There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes his whole universe for a vast practical joke (Joke Quotes)
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded (Joke Quotes)
Everybody doesn’t have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to (Joke Quotes)
I’m gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones (Joke Quotes)
High school wasn’t a trial by fire or some ordeal that had to be survived. It was all a big joke. You just had to provide the laugh track (Joke Quotes)
A nickname may be the best record of a success. That’s what I call putting the face of a joke upon the body of a truth (Joke Quotes)
A dirty joke is not, of course, a serious attack on morality, but it is a sort of mental rebellion, a momentary wish that things were otherwise (Joke Quotes)
A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial (Joke Quotes)
Whenever fortune wishes to joke, she lifts people from what is humble to the highest extremity of affairs (Joke Quotes)
One should never risk a joke, even of the mildest and most unexceptional charters, except among people of culture and wit (Joke Quotes)
The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him (Joke Quotes)
Such men as fortune raises from a mean estate to the highest elevation by way of a joke (Joke Quotes)
When you’ve been doing comedy for forty years, you really do know most of the jokes. And even if you don’t know a specific joke, you can pretty much guess what it’s going to be (Joke Quotes)
The best timed joke or the best timed phrase comes at spontaneous moments and just relies on me as the host to be very quick, and that’s what I do (Joke Quotes)
Writing books is fun because after I do a show for a couple hours, I’m in a bus for 22 hours. It’s not hard for me to look out the window and tell a joke here and there (Joke Quotes)
I get so happy when I write a joke. It’s a very satisfying, liberating feeling (Joke Quotes)
I was saying as a joke the other day that I love film editing, I know how to cut a picture, I think I know how to shoot it, but I don’t know how to light it. And I realize it’s because I didn’t grow up with light. I grew up in tenements (Joke Quotes)
If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don’t have a regime (Joke Quotes)
I don’t go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it’s contrived and forced. I just live my life, and I see things in a word or a situation or a concept, and it will create a joke for me (Joke Quotes)
In the end, perhaps we should simply imagine a joke; a long joke that’s continually retold in an accent too thick and strange to ever be completely understood. Life is that joke my friends. The soul is the punch line (Joke Quotes)
The wisest and the best of men, nay, the wisest and best of their actions, may be rendered ridiculous by a person whose first object in life is a joke (Joke Quotes)