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I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you’re alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it (Joke Quotes)
If I made a joke about just dropping by, would you write me off as cliché? (Joke Quotes)
Our world will not die as the result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, or making a joke of everything, and a lousy joke at that (Joke Quotes)
As the joke goes, you don’t have to be faster than the wolf chasing you, just faster than everyone else running away (Joke Quotes)
When he smiles it’s as if you’d just told him the first joke on earth (Joke Quotes)
The power of women! I’ve never felt so full of mysterious power. Men are a joke. We’re so weak physically, so helpless with things. Still, even today. But we’re stronger than they are. We can stand their cruelty. They can’t stand ours (Joke Quotes)
I thought it would be such a sick joke to have to remain to be alive for decades and not believe in or feel anything (Joke Quotes)
Writing a book has about it some of the anxiety of telling a joke and having to wait several years to know whether or not it was funny (Joke Quotes)
Is anything wrong, dear? the old joke went. No, why? You moved. Just don’t move (Joke Quotes)
One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke (Joke Quotes)
Here’s a tip. If you touch a girl, even as joke, and she pushes you off, leave... her... alone. Don’t touch her. Anywhere! Just stop. Your touch does nothing but sicken her (Joke Quotes)
She laughed when there was no joke. She danced when there was no music. She had no friends, yet she was the friendliest person in school (Joke Quotes)
It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke (Joke Quotes)
If you like the lovable sound of an asthma attack in your ear every time you tell a joke (Joke Quotes)
People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we’ve got sitcoms with canned laughter that let’s you know when to laugh if you’re to stupid to know when the joke is (Joke Quotes)
... My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was. I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can’t you? (Joke Quotes)
It’s all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it’s all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can’t you see the funny side? Why aren’t you laughing? (Joke Quotes)
He was saying that the end of the world wasn’t an accident; it was a joke (Joke Quotes)
At bottom the world isn’t a joke. We only joke about it to avoid an issue with someone, to let someone know that we know he’s there with his questions; to disarm him by seeming to have heard and done justice to his side of the standing argument (Joke Quotes)
We don’t apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don’t get it, then don’t watch us (Joke Quotes)
Fashion has become a joke. The designers have forgotten that there are women inside the dresses (Joke Quotes)
If you make people laugh or cry about little black marks on sheets of white paper, what is that but a practical joke? All the great story lines are great practical jokes that people fall for over and over again (Joke Quotes)
What I would do in order to be popular was, I’d put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always known as the crazy kid (Joke Quotes)
Please don’t make me a joke. End the interview with what I believe. I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one... I want to be an artist, an actress with integrity (Joke Quotes)
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast (Joke Quotes)
There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That’s why it’s a joke (Joke Quotes)
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously (Joke Quotes)
It was a joke, okay? If we thought it would actually be used, we wouldn’t have written it! (Joke Quotes)
Feminine traits are called weaknesses. People joke about them; fools ridicule them; but reasonable persons see very well that those traits are just the tools for the management of men, and for the use of men for female designs (Joke Quotes)
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy (Joke Quotes)