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Joke Quotes

Is the human race a joke? Was it devised and patched together in a dull time when there was nothing important to do? Picture Quote #1

What do we care, if the world is a joke? We’ll give it a big kiss, we’ll give it a poke. Death wears a big hat cause he’s a big bloke Picture Quote #1

If I can’t face my accusers, that’s a joke. We did that in medieval times Picture Quote #1

What the joke displays is a switch in perception. This is important in changing the way we think Picture Quote #1

When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can’t bear it, you cannot help but turn everything into a joke Picture Quote #1

There is a grandeur in the uniformity of the mass. When a fashion, a dance, a song, a slogan or a joke sweeps like wildfire from one end of the continent to the other, and a hundred million people roar with laughter, sway their bodies in unison, hum one song or break forth in anger and denunciation, there is the overpowering feeling that in this country we have come nearer the brotherhood of man than ever before Picture Quote #1

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It’s very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, maybe ten seconds. My thing is to get the joke across in as few words as possible. However, sometimes a word that’s not really needed does help the rhythm of it. It’s a gut feeling Picture Quote #1

I’ve always had to conquer fear when I’m on stage. Basically, I was and still am a very shy person. It’s absolutely in conflict with what I do. But once I deliver the first joke I’m okay. It’s like I’m out there all by myself just delivering my lines to nobody in particular without ever trying to notice the audience in front of me Picture Quote #1

A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it; the acclaim was even greater. I think that’s just how the world will come to an end: to general applause from wits who believe it’s a joke Picture Quote #1

I have never fit into this town, this marriage, this skin. I am the child who was picked last to play tag; I am the girl who laughed although she did not get the joke; I am the piecemeal part of you that you pretend doesn’t exist, except it is all I am, all the time Picture Quote #1

To me, nudity is a joke. I don’t think nude people are very attractive at all. I like my women fully clothed. I like to imagine what might be under there. It might not be the standard thing. Imagine, stripping a woman down, and she has a body like a little submarine. With periscope, propellers, torpedoes. That would be the one for me. I’d marry her right off and be faithful to the end Picture Quote #1

Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company of men or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, or do some other merry thing. Sometimes we must drink more, sport, recreate ourselves, and even sin a little to spite the devil, so that we leave him no place for troubling our consciences with trifles. We are conquered if we try too conscientiously not to sin at all. So when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to Picture Quote #1

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It’s a great lesson about not being too precious about your writing. You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the last possible second, and then you have to let it go. You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it... You have to let people see what you wrote Picture Quote #1

Blake understood. Treated it like a joke, but he understood. He saw the cracks in society, saw the little men in masks trying to hold it together... he saw the true face of the twentieth century and chose to become a reflection of it, a parody of it. No one else saw the joke. That’s why he was lonely Picture Quote #1

It is not the most distinguished achievements that men’s virtues or vices may be best discovered; but very often an action of small note. An casual remark or joke shall distinguish a person’s real character more than the greatest sieges, or the most important battles Picture Quote #1

Mainstream people dislike homosexuality because they can’t help concentrating on what homosexual men do to one another. And when you contemplate what people do, you think of yourself doing it. And they don’t like that. That’s the famous joke: I don’t like peas, and I’m glad I don’t like them, because if I liked them I would eat them and I hate them Picture Quote #1

I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a similar set up in that you kind of set something up and pay it off with a laugh or a scare Picture Quote #1

U. S. Soldiers, with whom I now have more than a passing acquaintance, joke that they track my movements in order to know where they will be deployed next Picture Quote #1

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When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can’t do that much longer Picture Quote #1

The joke I wanted to put into one of the promos for this new season, was to have a guy come up to me and say, hey! Tony! I love your show, I’ve watched you every night since you started! and then I’d say, ah! You’re the one! Picture Quote #1

I don’t mind being the butt of the joke... It doesn’t really bother me. I quite enjoy it Picture Quote #1

Once you start thinking about it in a mercenary frame of mind, then you’re finished. You’re a joke, because there are too many mercenaries out there already Picture Quote #1

Americans do believe in progress and there is almost certainly a kernel of truth in the joke Picture Quote #1

You’re over there in the corner either thinking about the dead dog or whatever, you’re bringing up your personal life and you need the space, and then somebody throws you a joke. Especially if it’s an emotional scene, you don’t want the joke Picture Quote #1

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Most people, when they hear the disease name, it’s all they know about it. It sounds so mild. When I first was sick, for the first 10 years or so, I was dismissed. I was ridiculed and told I was lazy. It was a joke Picture Quote #1

Though he made a joke when asked to do the right thing, he always did it. He was so much more in earnest than he appeared. He did not do himself justice Picture Quote #1

It’s mandatory in this day and age to be considered to have a sense of humor and to demonstrate it. You’re not paying me for a joke, you’re paying me for the right joke Picture Quote #1

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world Picture Quote #1

The ignorant are not blissful; they are the butt of a joke they’re not even aware of Picture Quote #1

A joke is like building a mousetrap from scratch. You have to work pretty hard to make the thing snap when it is supposed to snap Picture Quote #1

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Is the human race a joke? Was it devised and patched together in a dull time when there was nothing important to do? (Joke Quotes) What do we care, if the world is a joke? We’ll give it a big kiss, we’ll give it a poke. Death wears a big hat cause he’s a big bloke (Joke Quotes) If I can’t face my accusers, that’s a joke. We did that in medieval times (Joke Quotes) What the joke displays is a switch in perception. This is important in changing the way we think (Joke Quotes) When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can’t bear it, you cannot help but turn everything into a joke (Joke Quotes) There is a grandeur in the uniformity of the mass. When a fashion, a dance, a song, a slogan or a joke sweeps like wildfire from one end of the continent to the other, and a hundred million people roar with laughter, sway their bodies in unison, hum one song or break forth in anger and denunciation, there is the overpowering feeling that in this country we have come nearer the brotherhood of man than ever before (Joke Quotes) It’s very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, maybe ten seconds. My thing is to get the joke across in as few words as possible. However, sometimes a word that’s not really needed does help the rhythm of it. It’s a gut feeling (Joke Quotes) I’ve always had to conquer fear when I’m on stage. Basically, I was and still am a very shy person. It’s absolutely in conflict with what I do. But once I deliver the first joke I’m okay. It’s like I’m out there all by myself just delivering my lines to nobody in particular without ever trying to notice the audience in front of me (Joke Quotes) A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it; the acclaim was even greater. I think that’s just how the world will come to an end: to general applause from wits who believe it’s a joke (Joke Quotes) I have never fit into this town, this marriage, this skin. I am the child who was picked last to play tag; I am the girl who laughed although she did not get the joke; I am the piecemeal part of you that you pretend doesn’t exist, except it is all I am, all the time (Joke Quotes) To me, nudity is a joke. I don’t think nude people are very attractive at all. I like my women fully clothed. I like to imagine what might be under there. It might not be the standard thing. Imagine, stripping a woman down, and she has a body like a little submarine. With periscope, propellers, torpedoes. That would be the one for me. I’d marry her right off and be faithful to the end (Joke Quotes) Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company of men or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, or do some other merry thing. Sometimes we must drink more, sport, recreate ourselves, and even sin a little to spite the devil, so that we leave him no place for troubling our consciences with trifles. We are conquered if we try too conscientiously not to sin at all. So when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to (Joke Quotes) It’s a great lesson about not being too precious about your writing. You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the last possible second, and then you have to let it go. You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it... You have to let people see what you wrote (Joke Quotes) Blake understood. Treated it like a joke, but he understood. He saw the cracks in society, saw the little men in masks trying to hold it together... he saw the true face of the twentieth century and chose to become a reflection of it, a parody of it. No one else saw the joke. That’s why he was lonely (Joke Quotes) It is not the most distinguished achievements that men’s virtues or vices may be best discovered; but very often an action of small note. An casual remark or joke shall distinguish a person’s real character more than the greatest sieges, or the most important battles (Joke Quotes) Mainstream people dislike homosexuality because they can’t help concentrating on what homosexual men do to one another. And when you contemplate what people do, you think of yourself doing it. And they don’t like that. That’s the famous joke: I don’t like peas, and I’m glad I don’t like them, because if I liked them I would eat them and I hate them (Joke Quotes) I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a similar set up in that you kind of set something up and pay it off with a laugh or a scare (Joke Quotes) U. S. Soldiers, with whom I now have more than a passing acquaintance, joke that they track my movements in order to know where they will be deployed next (Joke Quotes) When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can’t do that much longer (Joke Quotes) The joke I wanted to put into one of the promos for this new season, was to have a guy come up to me and say, hey! Tony! I love your show, I’ve watched you every night since you started! and then I’d say, ah! You’re the one! (Joke Quotes) I don’t mind being the butt of the joke... It doesn’t really bother me. I quite enjoy it (Joke Quotes) Once you start thinking about it in a mercenary frame of mind, then you’re finished. You’re a joke, because there are too many mercenaries out there already (Joke Quotes) Americans do believe in progress and there is almost certainly a kernel of truth in the joke (Joke Quotes) You’re over there in the corner either thinking about the dead dog or whatever, you’re bringing up your personal life and you need the space, and then somebody throws you a joke. Especially if it’s an emotional scene, you don’t want the joke (Joke Quotes) Most people, when they hear the disease name, it’s all they know about it. It sounds so mild. When I first was sick, for the first 10 years or so, I was dismissed. I was ridiculed and told I was lazy. It was a joke (Joke Quotes) Though he made a joke when asked to do the right thing, he always did it. He was so much more in earnest than he appeared. He did not do himself justice (Joke Quotes) It’s mandatory in this day and age to be considered to have a sense of humor and to demonstrate it. You’re not paying me for a joke, you’re paying me for the right joke (Joke Quotes) My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world (Joke Quotes) The ignorant are not blissful; they are the butt of a joke they’re not even aware of (Joke Quotes) A joke is like building a mousetrap from scratch. You have to work pretty hard to make the thing snap when it is supposed to snap (Joke Quotes)

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