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When I’m writing the book I’m laughing at just how overblown the characters seemed. How full of himself he seems. But I didn’t get far enough in the series to really drive the joke of it home (Joke Quotes)
Only the saints would joke so about the gods, because it was either joke or scream, and they alone knew it was all the same to the gods (Joke Quotes)
What is this thing between women, like men are a joke that women all told each other long ago but men never get it (Joke Quotes)
If mankind is naturally good, he is sure going against his nature more and more of the time. It sounds like a bad joke: The paranoids are after us (Joke Quotes)
I don’t like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic language in a good novel (Joke Quotes)
Once I have heard the story or joke used twice by other speakers or entertainer, I avoid it (Joke Quotes)
There are things of deadly earnest that can only be mentioned under the cover of a joke (Joke Quotes)
One day in the bluest of summer weather, sketching under a whispering oak, I heard five bobolinks laughing together, over some ornithological joke (Joke Quotes)
A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh (Joke Quotes)
If I can’t joke about imminent death, then I might as well just resign (Joke Quotes)
Laughter is the only tenable attitude in a universe which is a joke played on itself (Joke Quotes)
Nothing reveals a man’s character better than the kind of joke at which he takes offense (Joke Quotes)
Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you’ve lost the whole thing (Joke Quotes)
I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they’re jokes that don’t make people laug (Joke Quotes)
But today, I feel the genuine warmth, the affection, and although I may joke about it, I am touched (Joke Quotes)
She said she wasn’t afraid of Satan, in fact, she thought he was a joke. She said she’d tear his tail off and run her fist down his throat (Joke Quotes)
A lot of people who look at my photographs think it is an easy joke, but it does take a bit of thinking about (Joke Quotes)
I believe in three-act structure. When I say that to novel people, or people in the world of books, they go, ‘Well, that’s a film thing.’ However, even a good joke has three acts (Joke Quotes)
Most shows find themselves descending into sentimentality or earnestness at some point but, with ‘Community,’ the joke is always on (Joke Quotes)
When once you have got hold of a vulgar joke, you may be certain that you have got hold of a subtle and spiritual idea (Joke Quotes)
You’ve no idea how good an old joke sounds when you take it out again after a rest of five or six hundred years (Joke Quotes)
There are no ordinary people.. it is immortals whom we joke with, work with, marry, snub, and exploit (Joke Quotes)
The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely (Joke Quotes)
I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it’s better to laugh than cry (Joke Quotes)
At bottom, to be colored means that one has been caught in some utterly unbelievable cosmic joke, a joke so hideous and in such bad taste that it defeats all categories and definitions (Joke Quotes)
The secret to a good marriage, as far as I am concerned, is a joke I make: Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty (Joke Quotes)
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself (Joke Quotes)
First of all, Saddam did not win the war, even though he says he did, I mean, you know, that’s a joke and everybody in the world knows it (Joke Quotes)
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? (Joke Quotes)
I didn’t plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it’s juvenile, but that’s me (Joke Quotes)