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Joke Quotes

I joke with my kids, who love history, that I’ll be the only governor to be elected twice in his first term Picture Quote #1

It devastates me now that I have been reduced to a Hollywood statistic - another joke marriage Picture Quote #1

My friends are people who like building cool stuff. We always have this joke about people who want to just start companies without making something valuable. There’s a lot of that in Silicon Valley Picture Quote #1

Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can’t just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it’s got to be funny Picture Quote #1

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke Picture Quote #1

Gracious dying is a huge, macabre and expensive joke on the American public Picture Quote #1

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To go from Girl, interrupted, where I had to cry every day, to a TV show like West Wing where I get to laugh and joke around every day, has been a welcome relief Picture Quote #1

I’m still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it’s intended to be a joke Picture Quote #1

I’ve been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That’s a joke, but not by muc Picture Quote #1

Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke Picture Quote #1

When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression Picture Quote #1

I’m a bit of a worrier, to an extreme. I’ll crack a joke, then worry if I’ve offended someone - even when they’re laughing. I have a guilt complex, always worrying Picture Quote #1

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I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically Picture Quote #1

I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke Picture Quote #1

You want a story? Read ‘Gone With the Wind’. These aren’t stories. They’re joke books. The whole thing of a beginning, a middle and an end has been done to death Picture Quote #1

If someone wants to make a joke about me smoking too much pot, I’m not going to get mad at them, because I’ve put it out there that that’s what I do Picture Quote #1

I find it deeply upsetting when I see justice not being served. How do we as human beings deal with the unknown? The West Memphis Three trial is a joke on so many different levels Picture Quote #1

The essence of humour is surprise; that is why you laugh when you see a joke in Punch Picture Quote #1

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My teammates know I’m down to earth. I’ll joke with them. But when it comes to basketball, I try to be serious about it Picture Quote #1

People joke about me that I talk in voiceovers. I have that sort of inflection. But I do talk in voiceovers. I have done it my whole life Picture Quote #1

I’m a professional hanger outer. I’m a super liability, too. I joke around and I’m like a hyper-active child Picture Quote #1

The generations that were exposed to sitcom have the people actually saying the line, saying the joke, whereas sort of before that, you have much more observational humor Picture Quote #1

You can’t wait forever for an audience to get the joke, but you should give them at least two seconds to join in before you go on to the next one Picture Quote #1

Catering on planes, like on British Rail, is a standing joke, but I don’t really have a problem with it. I don’t quite know what people expect Picture Quote #1

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If you can make it sound exciting with a joke drum machine, you know you’ve got something Picture Quote #1

A professional writer is a joke. You write because you can’t do anything else, and then you have another job Picture Quote #1

You could write a joke in the pub at lunchtime and watch it performed on television that evening Picture Quote #1

Sometimes I joke around that if I weren’t a musician, I would be a power lifter. I don’t think people expect it from me because I’m little Picture Quote #1

I had mostly been writing humor books, and my instinct is generally to go for the joke Picture Quote #1

The moment I do any puppy dog acting, I think the joke is dead. It’s in the truth of how I play it, and the real painful honesty that I approach my performance with Picture Quote #1

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I joke with my kids, who love history, that I’ll be the only governor to be elected twice in his first term (Joke Quotes) It devastates me now that I have been reduced to a Hollywood statistic - another joke marriage (Joke Quotes) My friends are people who like building cool stuff. We always have this joke about people who want to just start companies without making something valuable. There’s a lot of that in Silicon Valley (Joke Quotes) Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can’t just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it’s got to be funny (Joke Quotes) I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke (Joke Quotes) Gracious dying is a huge, macabre and expensive joke on the American public (Joke Quotes) To go from Girl, interrupted, where I had to cry every day, to a TV show like West Wing where I get to laugh and joke around every day, has been a welcome relief (Joke Quotes) I’m still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it’s intended to be a joke (Joke Quotes) I’ve been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That’s a joke, but not by muc (Joke Quotes) Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke (Joke Quotes) When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression (Joke Quotes) I’m a bit of a worrier, to an extreme. I’ll crack a joke, then worry if I’ve offended someone - even when they’re laughing. I have a guilt complex, always worrying (Joke Quotes) I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically (Joke Quotes) I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke (Joke Quotes) You want a story? Read ‘Gone With the Wind’. These aren’t stories. They’re joke books. The whole thing of a beginning, a middle and an end has been done to death (Joke Quotes) If someone wants to make a joke about me smoking too much pot, I’m not going to get mad at them, because I’ve put it out there that that’s what I do (Joke Quotes) I find it deeply upsetting when I see justice not being served. How do we as human beings deal with the unknown? The West Memphis Three trial is a joke on so many different levels (Joke Quotes) The essence of humour is surprise; that is why you laugh when you see a joke in Punch (Joke Quotes) My teammates know I’m down to earth. I’ll joke with them. But when it comes to basketball, I try to be serious about it (Joke Quotes) People joke about me that I talk in voiceovers. I have that sort of inflection. But I do talk in voiceovers. I have done it my whole life (Joke Quotes) I’m a professional hanger outer. I’m a super liability, too. I joke around and I’m like a hyper-active child (Joke Quotes) The generations that were exposed to sitcom have the people actually saying the line, saying the joke, whereas sort of before that, you have much more observational humor (Joke Quotes) You can’t wait forever for an audience to get the joke, but you should give them at least two seconds to join in before you go on to the next one (Joke Quotes) Catering on planes, like on British Rail, is a standing joke, but I don’t really have a problem with it. I don’t quite know what people expect (Joke Quotes) If you can make it sound exciting with a joke drum machine, you know you’ve got something (Joke Quotes) A professional writer is a joke. You write because you can’t do anything else, and then you have another job (Joke Quotes) You could write a joke in the pub at lunchtime and watch it performed on television that evening (Joke Quotes) Sometimes I joke around that if I weren’t a musician, I would be a power lifter. I don’t think people expect it from me because I’m little (Joke Quotes) I had mostly been writing humor books, and my instinct is generally to go for the joke (Joke Quotes) The moment I do any puppy dog acting, I think the joke is dead. It’s in the truth of how I play it, and the real painful honesty that I approach my performance with (Joke Quotes)

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