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Joke Quotes

I’m excited for the new crop of gay comics who have never been closeted, who never thought that they needed to put on a dress to tell a joke, and it’s exciting Picture Quote #1

Every joke can’t be dazzling. And if you think you spotted an inconsistency, you did! Picture Quote #1

I joke that if she [Debbie Wasserman Schultz] could find a 3 a.m. slot in the Home Shopping Network, she would grab that. So those emails only confirm what we knew Picture Quote #1

I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy, I usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh Picture Quote #1

What a joke! Poor little rich girl’s fallen in love with the Republic’s most famous criminal Picture Quote #1

We are not engaged in a complicated joke disguised as a religion. We are engaged in a religion disguised as a complicated joke Picture Quote #1

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We claim no respectability. There’s no status I would not surrender for a joke. So we don’t have to defend anything Picture Quote #1

That awkward moment when you’re laughing at a joke and then you realize. Its about you Picture Quote #1

It would be a joke if the conduct of the victor had to be justified to the vanquished Picture Quote #1

There’s always that one person who has to spoil the joke by getting all technical Picture Quote #1

The Internet kept the joke going. Abevigoda.com was devoted to updating the actor’s status, as was @AbeVigodaUpdate, a Twitter account Picture Quote #1

Cubans joke and satirize everything that life gives them, and I think that’s a positive characteristic Picture Quote #1

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Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities Picture Quote #1

Being mature is when you finally grow enough, to be able to joke about the things that once broke you as a person Picture Quote #1

Let’s celebrate the one holiday that’s actually supposed to be a joke Picture Quote #1

If you joke about suicide, you insult those who are connected to someone who has taken their life. Grow up and be considerate Picture Quote #1

Seeing couples happy makes you wanna be in a relationship but than again its just a joke for people to play with someones heart Picture Quote #1

My mother doesn’t cook; my grandmother didn’t cook. Her kids were raised by servants. They would joke about Sunday night dinner. It was the only night she would cook, and apparently it was just horrendous, like scrambled eggs and Campbell’s soup Picture Quote #1

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Any time you can be with like-minded people, laughing or crying over the same joke or the same scene... For me, it’s therapeutic. You just feel a little less alone on the planet Picture Quote #1

Senator John Kerry is in trouble for making a joke about soldiers being uneducated. As a result, Kerry promised to stop making jokes and stick to boring people Picture Quote #1

The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious Picture Quote #1

I consider myself a sit-down comedian really, as much as anything else. I love comedy. Life is a cosmic joke Picture Quote #1

My work is a matter of fundamental sounds (no joke intended) made as fully as possible, and I accept responsibility for nothing else. If people want to have headaches among the overtones, let them. And provide their own aspirin Picture Quote #1

What a vast fraternity it is,--that of ‘Hearts that Ache.’ For the last three months it has seemed to me as though all society were coming to me, to drop its mask for a moment and initiate me into the mystery. How we do suffer! And we go on laughing; for, as a practical joke at our expense, life is a success Picture Quote #1

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Historically, Heathrow has been something of a joke, outweighed by its excellent connections. We have to aspire to having an airport at Heathrow with two runways which is a world-class airport. It’s a big challenge Picture Quote #1

The most consistent characteristic of awakened teachers and people I have met is a childlike nature. They laugh, cry, twinkle, and joke, all with a spontaneity born of freedom. Their faces are fluid and reflect a timeless sweetness, even into old age Picture Quote #1

In the 1990s, it’s OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It’s acceptable to ridicule the Pope or the President of the United States, but God forbid you do a joke... about gays. The gay community is the last sacred cow in this society Picture Quote #1

I loved Omar Vizquel. He tells some really long jokes, and he has his own way of telling them, but he can make every joke very funny. He would always come up with jokes on the loudspeaker on the bus Picture Quote #1

I think when the joke comes from the situation in a horror film, it’s really great. I don’t like jokey horror films like where people are cracking a joke or being post-modern about it Picture Quote #1

The entire Quran is a big joke. If it was not so violent, it would be the biggest comic book ever written Picture Quote #1

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I’m excited for the new crop of gay comics who have never been closeted, who never thought that they needed to put on a dress to tell a joke, and it’s exciting (Joke Quotes) Every joke can’t be dazzling. And if you think you spotted an inconsistency, you did! (Joke Quotes) I joke that if she [Debbie Wasserman Schultz] could find a 3 a.m. slot in the Home Shopping Network, she would grab that. So those emails only confirm what we knew (Joke Quotes) I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy, I usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh (Joke Quotes) What a joke! Poor little rich girl’s fallen in love with the Republic’s most famous criminal (Joke Quotes) We are not engaged in a complicated joke disguised as a religion. We are engaged in a religion disguised as a complicated joke (Joke Quotes) We claim no respectability. There’s no status I would not surrender for a joke. So we don’t have to defend anything (Joke Quotes) That awkward moment when you’re laughing at a joke and then you realize. Its about you (Joke Quotes) It would be a joke if the conduct of the victor had to be justified to the vanquished (Joke Quotes) There’s always that one person who has to spoil the joke by getting all technical (Joke Quotes) The Internet kept the joke going. Abevigoda.com was devoted to updating the actor’s status, as was @AbeVigodaUpdate, a Twitter account (Joke Quotes) Cubans joke and satirize everything that life gives them, and I think that’s a positive characteristic (Joke Quotes) Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities (Joke Quotes) Being mature is when you finally grow enough, to be able to joke about the things that once broke you as a person (Joke Quotes) Let’s celebrate the one holiday that’s actually supposed to be a joke (Joke Quotes) If you joke about suicide, you insult those who are connected to someone who has taken their life. Grow up and be considerate (Joke Quotes) Seeing couples happy makes you wanna be in a relationship but than again its just a joke for people to play with someones heart (Joke Quotes) My mother doesn’t cook; my grandmother didn’t cook. Her kids were raised by servants. They would joke about Sunday night dinner. It was the only night she would cook, and apparently it was just horrendous, like scrambled eggs and Campbell’s soup (Joke Quotes) Any time you can be with like-minded people, laughing or crying over the same joke or the same scene... For me, it’s therapeutic. You just feel a little less alone on the planet (Joke Quotes) Senator John Kerry is in trouble for making a joke about soldiers being uneducated. As a result, Kerry promised to stop making jokes and stick to boring people (Joke Quotes) The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious (Joke Quotes) I consider myself a sit-down comedian really, as much as anything else. I love comedy. Life is a cosmic joke (Joke Quotes) My work is a matter of fundamental sounds (no joke intended) made as fully as possible, and I accept responsibility for nothing else. If people want to have headaches among the overtones, let them. And provide their own aspirin (Joke Quotes) What a vast fraternity it is,--that of ‘Hearts that Ache.’ For the last three months it has seemed to me as though all society were coming to me, to drop its mask for a moment and initiate me into the mystery. How we do suffer! And we go on laughing; for, as a practical joke at our expense, life is a success (Joke Quotes) Historically, Heathrow has been something of a joke, outweighed by its excellent connections. We have to aspire to having an airport at Heathrow with two runways which is a world-class airport. It’s a big challenge (Joke Quotes) The most consistent characteristic of awakened teachers and people I have met is a childlike nature. They laugh, cry, twinkle, and joke, all with a spontaneity born of freedom. Their faces are fluid and reflect a timeless sweetness, even into old age (Joke Quotes) In the 1990s, it’s OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It’s acceptable to ridicule the Pope or the President of the United States, but God forbid you do a joke... about gays. The gay community is the last sacred cow in this society (Joke Quotes) I loved Omar Vizquel. He tells some really long jokes, and he has his own way of telling them, but he can make every joke very funny. He would always come up with jokes on the loudspeaker on the bus (Joke Quotes) I think when the joke comes from the situation in a horror film, it’s really great. I don’t like jokey horror films like where people are cracking a joke or being post-modern about it (Joke Quotes) The entire Quran is a big joke. If it was not so violent, it would be the biggest comic book ever written (Joke Quotes)

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