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Joke Quotes

We have a marriage of people of various cultures coming together. It’s not a joke. It’s real Picture Quote #1

My friends are people who like building cool stuff. We always have this joke about people who want to just start companies without making something valuable. There’s a lot of that in Silicon Valley Picture Quote #1

It’s a cosmic joke that I’m a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me Picture Quote #1

I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it’s better to laugh than cry Picture Quote #1

I was a bit scared because I came from the acting world. There was a fear that people would think of me kind of as a joke. But really, people think of me as a country artist who can act. That’s my favorite compliment Picture Quote #1

A lot of people are actually surprised when I do open up my mouth and smile a little bit, and crack a joke and drink a beer Picture Quote #1

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To go from Girl, Interrupted, where I had to cry every day, to a TV show like West Wing where I get to laugh and joke around every day, has been a welcome relief Picture Quote #1

Even when I was on Curb Your Enthusiasm I wasn’t this over-the-top crazy character. It was still kind of play it straight but it was funny because the situation was funny. That’s kind of how I portrayed things and I like dramas; I like to be able to - because in dramas you can laugh and joke and still be serious, be real. I like the realism of them Picture Quote #1

I take a lot of pride in managing to be funny without having a victim at the end of my joke. I laugh at a really dark joke as much as the next person, but my jokes, I feel, don’t have to hurt anybody to be really funny Picture Quote #1

There’s a joke in everything, the trick is finding it. The best compliment a joke can get is what Huxley said about Darwin’s theory of evolution - ‘Why didn’t I think of that?’ Picture Quote #1

Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen has been the Queensland premier the whole time we’ve been in Australia, and the state is a national joke for having a Deep North government thats said to resemble governments of a generation or more ago in some parts of the US Deep South - governments that always talk about getting things done and never talk about rights Picture Quote #1

Joke in book:You know the difference between a brownnoser and a shithead, right? Depth perception Picture Quote #1

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Visual supervision is a joke for development workers. Visual supervision is for prisoners Picture Quote #1

The secret to a good marriage, as far as I am concerned, is a joke I make: Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty Picture Quote #1

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion Picture Quote #1

I don’t really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show how they cut off his head. If you don’t, it’s like telling a dirty joke and leaving out the punch line Picture Quote #1

Every time I get happy the Nana-hex comes through. Birds turn into plumber’s tools, a sonnet turns into a dirty joke, a wind turns into a tracheotomy, a boat turns into a corpse Picture Quote #1

Most people who seek attention and regard by announcing that they’re writing a novel are actually so devoid of narrative talent that they can’t hold the attention of a dinner table for thirty seconds, even with a dirty joke Picture Quote #1

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And I admit it: there’s a rather dirty thrill when 700 people laugh at a joke you’ve written Picture Quote #1

There’s definitely some parallels between me and Joaquin Phoenix, I think. The line gets so blurry. My rap career wasn’t a hoax, but it was absolutely intended to be a joke. The problem was that I really was on a quest to somehow be a Caucasian Ol’ Dirty Bastard Picture Quote #1

The worst thing ever that you have to explain your joke because I was very disappointed trying to explain why the joke is funny for the interrogator Picture Quote #1

I like to joke that I already married a 26-year-old and divorced a 29-year-old, so I wasn’t going to do that again when I got remarried Picture Quote #1

If my dog wants to know why I didn’t feed him this morning, he may want to rethink walking out of the room when I’m telling him a joke Picture Quote #1

I will do almost anything for the sake of a joke or for the sake of someone’s real belief in something to help tell a story. I will not do something shocking for the sake of being nasty. If it’s not hurting anyone’s feelings, I’m in on the joke Picture Quote #1

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Loretta Lynn, Tammy Wynette, Dolly Parton and I were the first female headliners, where we would book our own opening acts. Before that, it was a standing joke that it was more like we had ‘pretty little girl singers’ opening for a male headliner Picture Quote #1

Death seems to be a long way off. Is this not shallow thinking? It is worthless and is only a joke within a dream. It will not do to think in such a way and be negligent. Insofar as death is always at one’s door, one should make sufficient effort and act quickly Picture Quote #1

I made so many jokes about poor Russell Crowe, he once knocked on my dressing room door, and told me he wanted to go out on this chat show we were on to laugh with me. Now he’s ruined it. I can’t make another joke about him Picture Quote #1

I certainly got the jokes within the joke, dressing up in a wet suit, sitting in a Twingo, scaling a rubber mountain, dressing up and stealing a diamond, of course. If not now, when? Picture Quote #1

Songwriters always reminded me of that kid at school who would go around with his guitar, like, ‘Yeah, songwritin’ man,’ looking wistful. That wasn’t me - those kinds of people put me off. In the early days, I’d write a bunch of lyrics and almost look at them as a sort of joke, to make the rest of the boys laugh Picture Quote #1

A lot of people who look at my photographs think it is an easy joke, but it does take a bit of thinking about Picture Quote #1

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We have a marriage of people of various cultures coming together. It’s not a joke. It’s real. (Joke Quotes) My friends are people who like building cool stuff. We always have this joke about people who want to just start companies without making something valuable. There’s a lot of that in Silicon Valley. (Joke Quotes) It’s a cosmic joke that I’m a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me. (Joke Quotes) I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it’s better to laugh than cry. (Joke Quotes) I was a bit scared because I came from the acting world. There was a fear that people would think of me kind of as a joke. But really, people think of me as a country artist who can act. That’s my favorite compliment. (Joke Quotes) A lot of people are actually surprised when I do open up my mouth and smile a little bit, and crack a joke and drink a beer. (Joke Quotes) To go from Girl, Interrupted, where I had to cry every day, to a TV show like West Wing where I get to laugh and joke around every day, has been a welcome relief. (Joke Quotes) Even when I was on Curb Your Enthusiasm I wasn’t this over-the-top crazy character. It was still kind of play it straight but it was funny because the situation was funny. That’s kind of how I portrayed things and I like dramas; I like to be able to - because in dramas you can laugh and joke and still be serious, be real. I like the realism of them. (Joke Quotes) I take a lot of pride in managing to be funny without having a victim at the end of my joke. I laugh at a really dark joke as much as the next person, but my jokes, I feel, don’t have to hurt anybody to be really funny. (Joke Quotes) There’s a joke in everything, the trick is finding it. The best compliment a joke can get is what Huxley said about Darwin’s theory of evolution - ‘Why didn’t I think of that?’ (Joke Quotes) Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen has been the Queensland premier the whole time we’ve been in Australia, and the state is a national joke for having a Deep North government thats said to resemble governments of a generation or more ago in some parts of the US Deep South - governments that always talk about getting things done and never talk about rights. (Joke Quotes) Joke in book:You know the difference between a brownnoser and a shithead, right? Depth perception. (Joke Quotes) Visual supervision is a joke for development workers. Visual supervision is for prisoners. (Joke Quotes) The secret to a good marriage, as far as I am concerned, is a joke I make: Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty. (Joke Quotes) Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. (Joke Quotes) I don’t really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show how they cut off his head. If you don’t, it’s like telling a dirty joke and leaving out the punch line. (Joke Quotes) Every time I get happy the Nana-hex comes through. Birds turn into plumber’s tools, a sonnet turns into a dirty joke, a wind turns into a tracheotomy, a boat turns into a corpse.... (Joke Quotes) Most people who seek attention and regard by announcing that they’re writing a novel are actually so devoid of narrative talent that they can’t hold the attention of a dinner table for thirty seconds, even with a dirty joke. (Joke Quotes) And I admit it: there’s a rather dirty thrill when 700 people laugh at a joke you’ve written. (Joke Quotes) There’s definitely some parallels between me and Joaquin Phoenix, I think. The line gets so blurry. My rap career wasn’t a hoax, but it was absolutely intended to be a joke. The problem was that I really was on a quest to somehow be a Caucasian Ol’ Dirty Bastard. (Joke Quotes) The worst thing ever that you have to explain your joke because I was very disappointed trying to explain why the joke is funny for the interrogator. (Joke Quotes) I like to joke that I already married a 26-year-old and divorced a 29-year-old, so I wasn’t going to do that again when I got remarried. (Joke Quotes) If my dog wants to know why I didn’t feed him this morning, he may want to rethink walking out of the room when I’m telling him a joke. (Joke Quotes) I will do almost anything for the sake of a joke or for the sake of someone’s real belief in something to help tell a story. I will not do something shocking for the sake of being nasty. If it’s not hurting anyone’s feelings, I’m in on the joke. (Joke Quotes) Loretta Lynn, Tammy Wynette, Dolly Parton and I were the first female headliners, where we would book our own opening acts. Before that, it was a standing joke that it was more like we had ‘pretty little girl singers’ opening for a male headliner. (Joke Quotes) Death seems to be a long way off. Is this not shallow thinking? It is worthless and is only a joke within a dream. It will not do to think in such a way and be negligent. Insofar as death is always at one’s door, one should make sufficient effort and act quickly. (Joke Quotes) I made so many jokes about poor Russell Crowe, he once knocked on my dressing room door, and told me he wanted to go out on this chat show we were on to laugh with me. Now he’s ruined it. I can’t make another joke about him. (Joke Quotes) I certainly got the jokes within the joke, dressing up in a wet suit, sitting in a Twingo, scaling a rubber mountain, dressing up and stealing a diamond, of course. If not now, when? (Joke Quotes) Songwriters always reminded me of that kid at school who would go around with his guitar, like, ‘Yeah, songwritin’ man,’ looking wistful. That wasn’t me - those kinds of people put me off. In the early days, I’d write a bunch of lyrics and almost look at them as a sort of joke, to make the rest of the boys laugh. (Joke Quotes) A lot of people who look at my photographs think it is an easy joke, but it does take a bit of thinking about. (Joke Quotes)

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