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Joke Quotes

A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion Picture Quote #1

Sorry you misinterpreted my brilliant joke as horribly offensive Picture Quote #1

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it’s too long Picture Quote #1

Donald Trump will be a tragedy, a sad joke in American history Picture Quote #1

Art should be serious, not a joke. I don’t like to laugh about art Picture Quote #1

I believe you can joke about anything Picture Quote #1

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I thought conceptual art was a joke Picture Quote #1

I always joke deep down I’m really a teenage girl on the inside Picture Quote #1

I’m scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh Picture Quote #1

In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke Picture Quote #1

The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact Picture Quote #1

I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke Picture Quote #1

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I think if the joke is in good taste - it’s a good joke Picture Quote #1

She loved three things Â- a joke, a glass of wine, and a handsome man Picture Quote #1

My friends joke that I'm dead until I get onstage. I'm dead right now as you're speaking to me Picture Quote #1

These endless legal challenges that define elections in New York are a joke in this country, and they are the reason why it is so expensive, or one of the reasons, it's so expensive to run here and why so many people decide not to run Picture Quote #1

It's a joke to think that anyone is one thing. We're all such complex creatures. But if I'm going to be a poster child for anything, anger's a gorgeous emotion. It gets a bad rap, but it can make great changes happen Picture Quote #1

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world Picture Quote #1

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From as long as, literally as far back as I can remember I've liked puns, word jokes, I can literally recall looking at a comic at the age of six or seven and I remember what I enjoyed and what it was precisely and how the joke worked Picture Quote #1

The world has joked incessantly for over fifty centuries, And every joke that's possible has long ago been made Picture Quote #1

Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood Picture Quote #1

Sometimes I wonder why God ever trusts talent in the hands of women, they usually make such an infernal mess of it. I think He must do it as a sort of ghastly joke Picture Quote #1

Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw Picture Quote #1

No, that part's not true! That's a joke - lie. I'm not going to lie to you in this story because I want you to know that the rest of it is true Picture Quote #1

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Everyone is quiet. Which is the wooooooorst. It's scary when a group of people all know instinctively not to joke around Picture Quote #1

You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the last possible second, and then you have to let it go Picture Quote #1

Full well they laughed, with counterfeited glee, at all his jokes, for many a joke had he: Full well the busy whisper, circling round, convey'd the dismal tidings when he frown'd Picture Quote #1

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke Picture Quote #1

I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk of old times with old friends is the greatest thing in the world Picture Quote #1

He did not joke, as the newspapers dared report, for sarcasm is bitter and conceals ferments of despair Picture Quote #1

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A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion (Joke Quotes) Sorry you misinterpreted my brilliant joke as horribly offensive (Joke Quotes) Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it’s too long (Joke Quotes) Donald Trump will be a tragedy, a sad joke in American history (Joke Quotes) Art should be serious, not a joke. I don’t like to laugh about art. (Joke Quotes) I believe you can joke about anything (Joke Quotes) I thought conceptual art was a joke (Joke Quotes) I always joke deep down I’m really a teenage girl on the inside (Joke Quotes) I’m scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh (Joke Quotes) In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke (Joke Quotes) The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact (Joke Quotes) I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke (Joke Quotes) I think if the joke is in good taste - it’s a good joke (Joke Quotes) She loved three things Â- a joke, a glass of wine, and a handsome man (Joke Quotes) My friends joke that I'm dead until I get onstage. I'm dead right now as you're speaking to me (Joke Quotes) These endless legal challenges that define elections in New York are a joke in this country, and they are the reason why it is so expensive, or one of the reasons, it's so expensive to run here and why so many people decide not to run (Joke Quotes) It's a joke to think that anyone is one thing. We're all such complex creatures. But if I'm going to be a poster child for anything, anger's a gorgeous emotion. It gets a bad rap, but it can make great changes happen (Joke Quotes) My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world (Joke Quotes) From as long as, literally as far back as I can remember I've liked puns, word jokes, I can literally recall looking at a comic at the age of six or seven and I remember what I enjoyed and what it was precisely and how the joke worked (Joke Quotes) The world has joked incessantly for over fifty centuries, And every joke that's possible has long ago been made (Joke Quotes) Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood (Joke Quotes) Sometimes I wonder why God ever trusts talent in the hands of women, they usually make such an infernal mess of it. I think He must do it as a sort of ghastly joke (Joke Quotes) Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw (Joke Quotes) No, that part's not true! That's a joke - lie. I'm not going to lie to you in this story because I want you to know that the rest of it is true (Joke Quotes) Everyone is quiet. Which is the wooooooorst. It's scary when a group of people all know instinctively not to joke around (Joke Quotes) You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the last possible second, and then you have to let it go (Joke Quotes) Full well they laughed, with counterfeited glee, at all his jokes, for many a joke had he: Full well the busy whisper, circling round, convey'd the dismal tidings when he frown'd (Joke Quotes) With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke (Joke Quotes) I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk of old times with old friends is the greatest thing in the world (Joke Quotes) He did not joke, as the newspapers dared report, for sarcasm is bitter and conceals ferments of despair (Joke Quotes)

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