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Joke Quotes

You’ve really got to start hitting the books because it’s no joke out here Picture Quote #1

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself Picture Quote #1

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they’re down, and when they’re having a good time, I can carry on the joke Picture Quote #1

Have you ever heard a good joke? If you’ve ever heard someone just right, with the right pacing, then you’re already on the way to poetry. It’s about using words in very precise ways and using gesture Picture Quote #1

I joke around a lot about the manic times because they’re funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature Picture Quote #1

I never smile when I have a bat in my hands. That’s when you’ve got to be serious. When I get out on the field, nothing’s a joke to me. I don’t feel like I should walk around with a smile on my face Picture Quote #1

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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor Picture Quote #1

Now, everybody, I suppose, is aware that in recent years the silly business of divination by dreams has ceased to be a joke and has become a very serious science Picture Quote #1

One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny Picture Quote #1

Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke Picture Quote #1

Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get plenty from that. Then there are some of us who, early on, see that that doesn’t work. So we joke about it Picture Quote #1

You can’t do anything to be funny. That’s cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don’t make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level Picture Quote #1

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Everyone recognizes that’s a joke because obviously the number and shape of the pieces doesn’t affect the size of the pizza. And similarly, the stocks, bonds, warrants, etc., issued don’t affect the aggregate value of the firm Picture Quote #1

As for pictures and museums, that don’t trouble me. The worst of going abroad is that you’ve always got to look at things of that sort. To have to do it at home would be beyond a joke Picture Quote #1

Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don’t talk about it too much in the press is because it isnt funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesnt seem right Picture Quote #1

Cigarettes are an instant signifier in culture. It punctuates a joke, or puts that extra zing on a punch line. I like them as a prop. I think it can be really useful for character and texture and contrast and all of that Picture Quote #1

I don’t really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show how they cut off his head. If you don’t, it’s like telling a dirty joke and leaving out the punch line Picture Quote #1

There’s a few tunes of mine that don’t have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere Picture Quote #1

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I do find myself surprised by the comedy shows that seem to have the same joke week in week out Picture Quote #1

I’m a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes Picture Quote #1

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing Picture Quote #1

I mean, I’ve had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I’ve never even thought about, and they’re right Picture Quote #1

We joke about it in the entertainment industry: Every actor wants to be a musician, and every musician wants to be an actor Picture Quote #1

I’ve heard every pie joke in the book. I’m still waiting for an original one Picture Quote #1

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I will do almost anything for the sake of a joke or for the sake of someone’s real belief in something to help tell a story Picture Quote #1

It would be really hard to get serious about anything political today unless it was a joke Picture Quote #1

You go, well you can’t joke about race. Well if you’re from a different race and that’s your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can’t talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that Picture Quote #1

To single out a particular group and say we can’t make a joke about them is almost a form of prejudice and it’s kind of patronizing Picture Quote #1

It’s a cosmic joke that I’m a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me Picture Quote #1

I love doing six versions of any joke, so if they’ll give me six takes, I’d love to do it Picture Quote #1

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You’ve really got to start hitting the books because it’s no joke out here (Joke Quotes) A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself (Joke Quotes) Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they’re down, and when they’re having a good time, I can carry on the joke (Joke Quotes) Have you ever heard a good joke? If you’ve ever heard someone just right, with the right pacing, then you’re already on the way to poetry. It’s about using words in very precise ways and using gesture (Joke Quotes) I joke around a lot about the manic times because they’re funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature (Joke Quotes) I never smile when I have a bat in my hands. That’s when you’ve got to be serious. When I get out on the field, nothing’s a joke to me. I don’t feel like I should walk around with a smile on my face (Joke Quotes) It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor (Joke Quotes) Now, everybody, I suppose, is aware that in recent years the silly business of divination by dreams has ceased to be a joke and has become a very serious science (Joke Quotes) One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny (Joke Quotes) Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke (Joke Quotes) Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get plenty from that. Then there are some of us who, early on, see that that doesn’t work. So we joke about it (Joke Quotes) You can’t do anything to be funny. That’s cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don’t make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level (Joke Quotes) Everyone recognizes that’s a joke because obviously the number and shape of the pieces doesn’t affect the size of the pizza. And similarly, the stocks, bonds, warrants, etc., issued don’t affect the aggregate value of the firm (Joke Quotes) As for pictures and museums, that don’t trouble me. The worst of going abroad is that you’ve always got to look at things of that sort. To have to do it at home would be beyond a joke (Joke Quotes) Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don’t talk about it too much in the press is because it isnt funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesnt seem right (Joke Quotes) Cigarettes are an instant signifier in culture. It punctuates a joke, or puts that extra zing on a punch line. I like them as a prop. I think it can be really useful for character and texture and contrast and all of that (Joke Quotes) I don’t really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show how they cut off his head. If you don’t, it’s like telling a dirty joke and leaving out the punch line (Joke Quotes) There’s a few tunes of mine that don’t have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere (Joke Quotes) I do find myself surprised by the comedy shows that seem to have the same joke week in week out (Joke Quotes) I’m a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes (Joke Quotes) The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing (Joke Quotes) I mean, I’ve had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I’ve never even thought about, and they’re right (Joke Quotes) We joke about it in the entertainment industry: Every actor wants to be a musician, and every musician wants to be an actor (Joke Quotes) I’ve heard every pie joke in the book. I’m still waiting for an original one (Joke Quotes) I will do almost anything for the sake of a joke or for the sake of someone’s real belief in something to help tell a story (Joke Quotes) It would be really hard to get serious about anything political today unless it was a joke (Joke Quotes) You go, well you can’t joke about race. Well if you’re from a different race and that’s your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can’t talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that (Joke Quotes) To single out a particular group and say we can’t make a joke about them is almost a form of prejudice and it’s kind of patronizing (Joke Quotes) It’s a cosmic joke that I’m a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me (Joke Quotes) I love doing six versions of any joke, so if they’ll give me six takes, I’d love to do it (Joke Quotes)

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