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Joke Quotes

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke Picture Quote #1

I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy Picture Quote #1

Lacroix has been fantastic. He’s very nice. He gets the joke, and I think that’s a good thing Picture Quote #1

The why is what makes journalism an adult game. The why is what makes policy coherent and useful. The why is what transforms bureaucrats and foot soldiers and political leaders into viable instruments of rational and affirmative change. The why is everything and without it, the very suggestion of human progress becomes a cosmic joke Picture Quote #1

A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener’s mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn’t expect to go Picture Quote #1

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke Picture Quote #1

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I never knew what basketball was. I started playing on the playground. People used to laugh at me and joke at me because I was so tall and I didn’t know the game and couldn’t play it Picture Quote #1

We feel that what’s too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt Picture Quote #1

People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they’re very rarely the same Picture Quote #1

I’m infamous, a joke. It doesn’t make me feel good, because I’m a genuine person, but I don’t let it get to me, because I am who I am Picture Quote #1

Back in the day, if someone said that hip hop and rap was a fad, that was a joke to me because they just didn’t know what they were talking about. In reality, there were so many people who didn’t know what they were talking about it Picture Quote #1

I had my electricity turned off three times because I never had time to pay my bills. It was a joke. I’m making a ton of money, and I’m walking around my apartment with flashlights Picture Quote #1

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It’s a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a sitcom Picture Quote #1

Comedy is just to me, maybe it’s a natural knack, if I can see where the joke is in the writing and I can see where the setup is and I can tell this is the way to make it Picture Quote #1

I’ve been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain’t no joke Picture Quote #1

I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical Picture Quote #1

Anything where we’re the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it Picture Quote #1

My joke, which isn’t really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs Picture Quote #1

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In my deepest parts of sadness, I’m always making a joke or being sarcastic Picture Quote #1

I don’t think comedy is necessarily an attack. It’s finding humour in life. I don’t think if you’re making a joke about something you’re automatically demeaning it Picture Quote #1

It’s easier not to make a particular joke in case it offends. But every joke will offend someone, and I’ve always believed that the audience is bigger than one person. The danger is that things will become bland Picture Quote #1

I always make this joke that I know you were expecting to see the big skirts and the hoops. But that was a long time ago. Artists aren’t always seen as real people. If you start out as a teenager, sometimes people want to keep you locked as that. But I’m a woman now Picture Quote #1

I’ve made a lot of grown men cry with laughter, because I really am quite the joke Picture Quote #1

I think we’re the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It’s not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human Picture Quote #1

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Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century Picture Quote #1

Granted, not really a joke, but how often do you get a mic in your hand? You know? So. I am sorry but don’t anybody trip on my soap box on the way out. Don’t anybody trip over that. And the chip on my shoulder’s a little heavy. I have back problems now Picture Quote #1

I can’t even really tell a joke. I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it and I feel guilty saying that, but it’s the truth. I love my work but it ain’t easy Picture Quote #1

A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own Picture Quote #1

There are certain things I don’t want to joke about. If it’s about somebody else, it’s fine. If it’s about me, I think it’s totally insensitive! Picture Quote #1

When you’re going for a joke, you’re stuck out there if it doesn’t work. There’s nowhere to go. You’ve done the drum role and the cymbal clash and you’re out on the end of the plank Picture Quote #1

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I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke (Joke Quotes) I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy (Joke Quotes) Lacroix has been fantastic. He’s very nice. He gets the joke, and I think that’s a good thing (Joke Quotes) The why is what makes journalism an adult game. The why is what makes policy coherent and useful. The why is what transforms bureaucrats and foot soldiers and political leaders into viable instruments of rational and affirmative change. The why is everything and without it, the very suggestion of human progress becomes a cosmic joke (Joke Quotes) A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener’s mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn’t expect to go (Joke Quotes) A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke (Joke Quotes) I never knew what basketball was. I started playing on the playground. People used to laugh at me and joke at me because I was so tall and I didn’t know the game and couldn’t play it (Joke Quotes) We feel that what’s too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt (Joke Quotes) People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they’re very rarely the same (Joke Quotes) I’m infamous, a joke. It doesn’t make me feel good, because I’m a genuine person, but I don’t let it get to me, because I am who I am (Joke Quotes) Back in the day, if someone said that hip hop and rap was a fad, that was a joke to me because they just didn’t know what they were talking about. In reality, there were so many people who didn’t know what they were talking about it (Joke Quotes) I had my electricity turned off three times because I never had time to pay my bills. It was a joke. I’m making a ton of money, and I’m walking around my apartment with flashlights (Joke Quotes) It’s a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a sitcom (Joke Quotes) Comedy is just to me, maybe it’s a natural knack, if I can see where the joke is in the writing and I can see where the setup is and I can tell this is the way to make it (Joke Quotes) I’ve been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain’t no joke (Joke Quotes) I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical (Joke Quotes) Anything where we’re the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it (Joke Quotes) My joke, which isn’t really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs (Joke Quotes) In my deepest parts of sadness, I’m always making a joke or being sarcastic (Joke Quotes) I don’t think comedy is necessarily an attack. It’s finding humour in life. I don’t think if you’re making a joke about something you’re automatically demeaning it (Joke Quotes) It’s easier not to make a particular joke in case it offends. But every joke will offend someone, and I’ve always believed that the audience is bigger than one person. The danger is that things will become bland (Joke Quotes) I always make this joke that I know you were expecting to see the big skirts and the hoops. But that was a long time ago. Artists aren’t always seen as real people. If you start out as a teenager, sometimes people want to keep you locked as that. But I’m a woman now (Joke Quotes) I’ve made a lot of grown men cry with laughter, because I really am quite the joke (Joke Quotes) I think we’re the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It’s not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human (Joke Quotes) Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century (Joke Quotes) Granted, not really a joke, but how often do you get a mic in your hand? You know? So. I am sorry but don’t anybody trip on my soap box on the way out. Don’t anybody trip over that. And the chip on my shoulder’s a little heavy. I have back problems now (Joke Quotes) I can’t even really tell a joke. I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it and I feel guilty saying that, but it’s the truth. I love my work but it ain’t easy (Joke Quotes) A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own (Joke Quotes) There are certain things I don’t want to joke about. If it’s about somebody else, it’s fine. If it’s about me, I think it’s totally insensitive! (Joke Quotes) When you’re going for a joke, you’re stuck out there if it doesn’t work. There’s nowhere to go. You’ve done the drum role and the cymbal clash and you’re out on the end of the plank (Joke Quotes)

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