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The weak may be joked out of anything but their weakness (Joked Quotes)
I have joked before that there is a good chance that I might retire before Tendulkar (Joked Quotes)
What Mostovskoy found most sinister of all was that National Socialism seemed so at home in the camp: rather than peering haughtily at the common people through a monocle, it talked and joked in their own language. It was down-to-earth and plebeian. And it had an excellent knowledge of the mind, language and soul of those it deprived of freedom (Joked Quotes)
My kids always joked that I spent more time cooking the birds’ food than I have cooking for them. And it’s probably true. (Joked Quotes)
I come from a family of bankers and lawyers, and they joked that they can’t believe I’m the one that gets to go to the White House. (Joked Quotes)
I joked recently that I thought 30 seconds a day for three years would be the best way to enjoy it, and I’m going to stand by that statement. (Joked Quotes)
The most self confident aces began to wonder when their turn would come Faced by the empty chairs of men you had laughed and joked with at lunch. And, miraculously, you were still there. Until tomorrow (Joked Quotes)
I had often joked in my speeches that I had imaginary conversations with Mrs. Roosevelt to solicit her advice on a range of subjects. It’s actually a useful mental exercise to help analyze problems, provided you choose the right person to visualize. Eleanor Roosevelt was ideal. (Joked Quotes)
My wife has joked that if anything ever happened to me, she’d gladly live out her life without anyone else around. I think it bugs her I’m home all the time; such is the life cycle of the cartoonist, however. (Joked Quotes)
Pilfering was common in Communist China’s state-owned enterprises, as the Party secretaries were slack in guarding properties that belonged to the government and poorly paid workers felt it fair compensation for their low pay. The practice was so widespread that it was an open secret. The workers joked about it and called it Communism, which in Chinese translation means sharing property. Pg. 390 (Joked Quotes)
I love to eat, I love to feed people, and I’m a great cook. I joked with my friends that I wanted to write a book where desserts had to be extensively researched, since I have a terrible sweet tooth. My particular downfall is cake. (Joked Quotes)
I joked about every prominent man in my lifetime, but I never met a man I didn’t like (Joked Quotes)
Childhood was the germ of all mistrust. You were cruelly joked upon and then you cruelly joked. You lost the remembrance of pain through inflicting it (Joked Quotes)
Often when I thought I joked, I told the truth, afraid to speak it except in jest (Joked Quotes)
I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn’t like (Joked Quotes)
I’ve become more introverted as I’ve got older. I used to be an outgoing person who joked around a lot, but as the amount of energy I expend by sharing my music has increased, I like to balance it by spending time by myself and recuperating (Joked Quotes)
I’ve joked that I would have either become schizophrenic or an actress, but as an actress you can do both (Joked Quotes)
To ward off a feeling of failure, she joked that she could wallpaper her bathroom with rejection slips, which she chose not to see as messages to stop, but rather as tickets to the game (Joked Quotes)
For the first few years we lived in a tiny rented cottage at the bottom of a friend’s garden. We often joked that there was plenty of film in the fridge, but not too much food! (Joked Quotes)
The world has joked incessantly for over fifty centuries, And every joke that's possible has long ago been made (Joked Quotes)