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I learned as a young man that I don’t write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I call myself a humorist Picture Quote #1

When a bad experience happens, you just chalk it up to the great fact that you just got five more jokes in the show Picture Quote #1

Comedy always works better when you’re tracking the story and you care about the characters. That’s why there’s a lot of movies where there’s not a ton of jokes, but you get huge laughs because there’s a moment of relief Picture Quote #1

Twitter taught me how to become better at writing jokes because it forces you to chip away at all the extraneous words Picture Quote #1

I’m not sure how anyone with a soul can make jokes about the passing of one of the most talented artists this generation will see Picture Quote #1

As for jokes, I don’t think it’s necessarily that what I write is funny Picture Quote #1

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Women who are not living ought to spend all their time cracking jokes. In a rotten society women grow witty; making a heaven while they wait Picture Quote #1

Remember that the wit, humour, and jokes of most mixed companies are local. They thrive in that particular soil, but will not often bear transplanting Picture Quote #1

The reason of idleness and of crime is the deferring of our hopes. Whilst we are waiting, we beguile the time with jokes, with sleep, with eating, and with crimes Picture Quote #1

The funnest jokes for me to tell are the ones that are the newest. So I’m just constantly motivated to keep my eyes and ears open and have new stuff Picture Quote #1

I think people need to laugh everyday. Whether the economy is good or bad, I think the most important thing is to laugh and to feel positive, if you are laughing at something positive. But if you are laughing at mean jokes then it’s a wash Picture Quote #1

In real life I’m the type of girl who doesn’t take herself too seriously. I’m very serious when it comes to work, but I like to make jokes and have a good laugh and make fun of myself Picture Quote #1

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I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb... and I also know that I’m not blonde Picture Quote #1

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don’t they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It’s obvious I’ve got big ones and if people want to assume they’re not mine, then let them Picture Quote #1

There’s a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation Picture Quote #1

I love the idea that we put in jokes the kids don’t get. And that later, when they grow up and read a few books and go to college and watch the show again, they can get it on a completely different level Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something Picture Quote #1

I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once Picture Quote #1

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They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure Picture Quote #1

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments Picture Quote #1

Tis no extravagant arithmetic to say, that for every ten jokes, thou hast got an hundred enemies; and till thou hast gone on, and raised a swarm of wasps about thine ears, and art half stung to death by them, thou wilt never be convinced it is so Picture Quote #1

When you’ve been doing comedy for forty years, you really do know most of the jokes. And even if you don’t know a specific joke, you can pretty much guess what it’s going to be Picture Quote #1

For 35 years, I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that Picture Quote #1

People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart Picture Quote #1

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In black neighborhoods, everybody appreciated comedy about real life. In the white community, fantasy was funnier. I started looking for the jokes that were equally hilarious across the board, for totally different reasons Picture Quote #1

You know, I always was an early morning or late night writer. Early morning was my favorite; late night was because you had a deadline. And at four in the morning you make up some of your most absurd jokes Picture Quote #1

What I like about the jokes, to me it’s a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won’t be funny Picture Quote #1

Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn’t give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn’t seem right Picture Quote #1

I was born. When I was 23 I started telling jokes. Then I started going on television and doing films. That’s still what I am doing. The end Picture Quote #1

Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can’t predict what people will laugh at Picture Quote #1

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I learned as a young man that I don’t write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I call myself a humorist (Jokes Quotes) When a bad experience happens, you just chalk it up to the great fact that you just got five more jokes in the show (Jokes Quotes) Comedy always works better when you’re tracking the story and you care about the characters. That’s why there’s a lot of movies where there’s not a ton of jokes, but you get huge laughs because there’s a moment of relief (Jokes Quotes) Twitter taught me how to become better at writing jokes because it forces you to chip away at all the extraneous words (Jokes Quotes) I’m not sure how anyone with a soul can make jokes about the passing of one of the most talented artists this generation will see (Jokes Quotes) As for jokes, I don’t think it’s necessarily that what I write is funny (Jokes Quotes) Women who are not living ought to spend all their time cracking jokes. In a rotten society women grow witty; making a heaven while they wait (Jokes Quotes) Remember that the wit, humour, and jokes of most mixed companies are local. They thrive in that particular soil, but will not often bear transplanting (Jokes Quotes) The reason of idleness and of crime is the deferring of our hopes. Whilst we are waiting, we beguile the time with jokes, with sleep, with eating, and with crimes (Jokes Quotes) The funnest jokes for me to tell are the ones that are the newest. So I’m just constantly motivated to keep my eyes and ears open and have new stuff (Jokes Quotes) I think people need to laugh everyday. Whether the economy is good or bad, I think the most important thing is to laugh and to feel positive, if you are laughing at something positive. But if you are laughing at mean jokes then it’s a wash (Jokes Quotes) In real life I’m the type of girl who doesn’t take herself too seriously. I’m very serious when it comes to work, but I like to make jokes and have a good laugh and make fun of myself (Jokes Quotes) I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb... and I also know that I’m not blonde (Jokes Quotes) People make jokes about my bosoms, why don’t they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It’s obvious I’ve got big ones and if people want to assume they’re not mine, then let them (Jokes Quotes) There’s a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation (Jokes Quotes) I love the idea that we put in jokes the kids don’t get. And that later, when they grow up and read a few books and go to college and watch the show again, they can get it on a completely different level (Jokes Quotes) I don’t want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something (Jokes Quotes) I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once (Jokes Quotes) They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure (Jokes Quotes) Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments (Jokes Quotes) Tis no extravagant arithmetic to say, that for every ten jokes, thou hast got an hundred enemies; and till thou hast gone on, and raised a swarm of wasps about thine ears, and art half stung to death by them, thou wilt never be convinced it is so (Jokes Quotes) When you’ve been doing comedy for forty years, you really do know most of the jokes. And even if you don’t know a specific joke, you can pretty much guess what it’s going to be (Jokes Quotes) For 35 years, I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that (Jokes Quotes) People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart (Jokes Quotes) In black neighborhoods, everybody appreciated comedy about real life. In the white community, fantasy was funnier. I started looking for the jokes that were equally hilarious across the board, for totally different reasons (Jokes Quotes) You know, I always was an early morning or late night writer. Early morning was my favorite; late night was because you had a deadline. And at four in the morning you make up some of your most absurd jokes (Jokes Quotes) What I like about the jokes, to me it’s a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won’t be funny (Jokes Quotes) Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn’t give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn’t seem right (Jokes Quotes) I was born. When I was 23 I started telling jokes. Then I started going on television and doing films. That’s still what I am doing. The end (Jokes Quotes) Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can’t predict what people will laugh at (Jokes Quotes)

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