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I’m standing behind a wall of jokes. You don’t know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I’m not on the road. There’s this guy, this comedian, and this is how he thinks, but people really don’t know anything about me Picture Quote #1

People may think I’m trying something new by telling stories, but they’re just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That’s what I do Picture Quote #1

The inside jokes weren’t jokes anymore. They had become stories. Nobody brought up the bad names or the bad times. And nobody felt sad as long as we could postpone tomorrow with more nostalgia Picture Quote #1

Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator Picture Quote #1

I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do Picture Quote #1

What incensed him the most was the blatant jokes of the ones that passed it all off as a jest, pretending to understand everything and in reality not knowing their own minds Picture Quote #1

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Of course my jokes are in poor taste, inappropriate, and confused; they reveal my lack of security. But that is because I have no respect for myself Picture Quote #1

Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I’m pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I’m not sure because I think you broke my funny bone Picture Quote #1

Sarcasm and jokes were often the bottle in which clinical depressives sent out their most plangent screams for someone to care and help them Picture Quote #1

Leo. Jason said, you’re wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don’t remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on! Picture Quote #1

Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees Picture Quote #1

New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths Picture Quote #1

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I’ve learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I’ve ever done Picture Quote #1

Please don’t make me a joke. End the interview with what I believe. I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one... I want to be an artist, an actress with integrity Picture Quote #1

You have to have a passionate opinion; otherwise you sound false. You end up telling the audience jokes they’ve already heard Picture Quote #1

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about Picture Quote #1

I don’t approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected Picture Quote #1

If parents snicker at racial and gender jokes, another generation will pass on the poison adults still have not had the courage to snuff out Picture Quote #1

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Why has my motley diary no jokes? Because it is a soliloquy and every man is grave alone Picture Quote #1

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math Picture Quote #1

I’m not here to affect you politically or socially. I’m here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes Picture Quote #1

In my early writing, all of my characters were exactly the same person. They all spoke the same, made the same types of jokes, reacted the same, etc. I think they were all just me in disguise Picture Quote #1

Everything starts with writing. And then to support your vision, your ideas, your philosophy, your jokes, whatever, you’ve gotta perform them and/or direct them, or sometimes just produce them Picture Quote #1

I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself Picture Quote #1

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There have been some very extreme hecklers in audiences whose bile was so hateful and so meant that it would be a bit frightening to think that all I’m doing is jokes and yet someone hates me that much Picture Quote #1

The real problem you get with humour is that you only have so many kinds of jokes within you, and you mine that vein a lot. This isn’t just common to me; it’s anybody who’s funny Picture Quote #1

The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or well intended halfness; a non performance of that which is pretended to be performed, at the same time that one is giving loud pledges of performance. The balking of the intellect, is comedy and it announces itself in the pleasant spasms we call laughter Picture Quote #1

I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don’t laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that’s not real laughter Picture Quote #1

Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it’s not jokes that are funny, it’s characters that are funny. And isn’t that true! That’s why I always kill jokes. I’m terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I can’t get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon Picture Quote #1

I said it, just like that. No stupid jokes, no changing the subject. For once, I wasn’t embarrassed, because it was the truth. I had fallen. I think I had always been falling. And she might as well know, if she didn’t already, because there was no going back now. Not for me Picture Quote #1

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I’m standing behind a wall of jokes. You don’t know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I’m not on the road. There’s this guy, this comedian, and this is how he thinks, but people really don’t know anything about me (Jokes Quotes) People may think I’m trying something new by telling stories, but they’re just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That’s what I do (Jokes Quotes) The inside jokes weren’t jokes anymore. They had become stories. Nobody brought up the bad names or the bad times. And nobody felt sad as long as we could postpone tomorrow with more nostalgia (Jokes Quotes) Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator (Jokes Quotes) I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do (Jokes Quotes) What incensed him the most was the blatant jokes of the ones that passed it all off as a jest, pretending to understand everything and in reality not knowing their own minds (Jokes Quotes) Of course my jokes are in poor taste, inappropriate, and confused; they reveal my lack of security. But that is because I have no respect for myself (Jokes Quotes) Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I’m pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I’m not sure because I think you broke my funny bone (Jokes Quotes) Sarcasm and jokes were often the bottle in which clinical depressives sent out their most plangent screams for someone to care and help them (Jokes Quotes) Leo. Jason said, you’re wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don’t remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on! (Jokes Quotes) Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees (Jokes Quotes) New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths (Jokes Quotes) I’ve learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I’ve ever done (Jokes Quotes) Please don’t make me a joke. End the interview with what I believe. I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one... I want to be an artist, an actress with integrity (Jokes Quotes) You have to have a passionate opinion; otherwise you sound false. You end up telling the audience jokes they’ve already heard (Jokes Quotes) I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about (Jokes Quotes) I don’t approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected (Jokes Quotes) If parents snicker at racial and gender jokes, another generation will pass on the poison adults still have not had the courage to snuff out (Jokes Quotes) Why has my motley diary no jokes? Because it is a soliloquy and every man is grave alone (Jokes Quotes) I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math (Jokes Quotes) I’m not here to affect you politically or socially. I’m here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes (Jokes Quotes) In my early writing, all of my characters were exactly the same person. They all spoke the same, made the same types of jokes, reacted the same, etc. I think they were all just me in disguise (Jokes Quotes) Everything starts with writing. And then to support your vision, your ideas, your philosophy, your jokes, whatever, you’ve gotta perform them and/or direct them, or sometimes just produce them (Jokes Quotes) I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself (Jokes Quotes) There have been some very extreme hecklers in audiences whose bile was so hateful and so meant that it would be a bit frightening to think that all I’m doing is jokes and yet someone hates me that much (Jokes Quotes) The real problem you get with humour is that you only have so many kinds of jokes within you, and you mine that vein a lot. This isn’t just common to me; it’s anybody who’s funny (Jokes Quotes) The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or well intended halfness; a non performance of that which is pretended to be performed, at the same time that one is giving loud pledges of performance. The balking of the intellect, is comedy and it announces itself in the pleasant spasms we call laughter (Jokes Quotes) I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don’t laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that’s not real laughter (Jokes Quotes) Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it’s not jokes that are funny, it’s characters that are funny. And isn’t that true! That’s why I always kill jokes. I’m terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I can’t get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon (Jokes Quotes) I said it, just like that. No stupid jokes, no changing the subject. For once, I wasn’t embarrassed, because it was the truth. I had fallen. I think I had always been falling. And she might as well know, if she didn’t already, because there was no going back now. Not for me (Jokes Quotes)

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