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I know we’re not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don’t know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don’t care that we don’t Picture Quote #1

All womankind, from the highest to the lowest love jokes; the difficulty is to know how they choose to have them cut; and there is no knowing that, but by trying, as we do with our artillery in the field, by raising or letting down their breeches, till we hit the mark Picture Quote #1

Most of the time, the songs have jokes in them, little sarcastic things, or purposely kitsch or something. So that’s going along with a story, like I do in life, just talking to myself and making fun of stuff and laughing at stuff that’s serious. And sometimes it’s a good idea to put the laughing into the songs. Sometimes it’s not. Sometimes it’s all right just to be serious. But most of the songs have some kind of joke in them Picture Quote #1

I was worried on a personal level because I wanted to be slightly taller than I am, ideally. But I’ve now accepted it. Basically, I came to the conclusion a while ago that you can either be really bitter about it or you can make loads of funny jokes Picture Quote #1

I’m not a man who constantly thinks up jokes. But I think it’s very important to be able to see the funny side of life and its joyful dimension and not to take everything too tragically. I’d also say it’s necessary for my ministry. A writer once said that angels can fly because they don’t take themselves too seriously. Maybe we could also fly a bit if we didn’t think we were so important Picture Quote #1

I have 40 years of unpublished material, the ones they don’t pick, and the reason I don’t redraw them or use them again is that I like to use my brain every day and come up with new jokes Picture Quote #1

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The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of sex propaganda Picture Quote #1

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before Picture Quote #1

I don’t consider myself a comedian because I don’t really concern myself too much with jokes Picture Quote #1

I suppose the common idea of me is that I’m going to be someone who’s hyper and cracking jokes all the time, but people who meet me are soon disabused of that notion Picture Quote #1

I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their control is not funny to them or their families Picture Quote #1

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes Picture Quote #1

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Well, there are conjoined twins in real life and we can tell a story about them so long as they’re not the brunt of the jokes. In this, they’re the heroes of this story; we love these guys Picture Quote #1

This is our lance. See, you’re making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they’d be a great toy. So... Just batteries aren’t included Picture Quote #1

Very few people ever meet celebrities. all we really know is what we read about them and the most memorable lines are jokes. That’s how we tend to define what we think of a public figure Picture Quote #1

The telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some emotional threat. The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful Picture Quote #1

I don’t think there would be many jokes, if there weren’t constant frustration and fear and so forth. It’s a response to bad troubles like crime Picture Quote #1

I guess they’re tough jokes. But there’s lots of things you either laugh or cry at. and you just can’t cry Picture Quote #1

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I’ve included these little jokes and mysteries in my writing for the amusement of readers Picture Quote #1

The whole experience of doing a sitcom is... Telling jokes with such precision is really exciting, but it’s also terrifying Picture Quote #1

Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some emotional threat. The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful Picture Quote #1

If you give a jest, take one. Let all your jokes be truly jokes. Jesting sometimes ends in sad earnest Picture Quote #1

I am apt to hire musicians sometimes because I know they will have some good jokes to tell Picture Quote #1

We’re gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes. You know what sweeten means, right? That’s a showbiz term for add sugar to Picture Quote #1

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A humorist tells himself every morning, I hope it’s going to be a rough day. When things are going well, it’s much harder to make the right jokes Picture Quote #1

He cannot bear old men’s jokes. That is not new. But now he begins to think of them himself Picture Quote #1

He started hating me, cause I couldn’t laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at his jokes the way I used to Picture Quote #1

When we hear jokes against women, and we are asked why we don’t laugh at them, the answer is easy, simple, and short. Of course we’re not laughing... Nobody laughs at the sight of their own blood Picture Quote #1

Just when you think that a person is just a backdrop for the rest of the universe, watch them and see that they laugh, they cry, they tell jokes... They’re just friends waiting to be made Picture Quote #1

I don’t like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic language in a good novel Picture Quote #1

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I know we’re not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don’t know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don’t care that we don’t (Jokes Quotes) All womankind, from the highest to the lowest love jokes; the difficulty is to know how they choose to have them cut; and there is no knowing that, but by trying, as we do with our artillery in the field, by raising or letting down their breeches, till we hit the mark (Jokes Quotes) Most of the time, the songs have jokes in them, little sarcastic things, or purposely kitsch or something. So that’s going along with a story, like I do in life, just talking to myself and making fun of stuff and laughing at stuff that’s serious. And sometimes it’s a good idea to put the laughing into the songs. Sometimes it’s not. Sometimes it’s all right just to be serious. But most of the songs have some kind of joke in them (Jokes Quotes) I was worried on a personal level because I wanted to be slightly taller than I am, ideally. But I’ve now accepted it. Basically, I came to the conclusion a while ago that you can either be really bitter about it or you can make loads of funny jokes (Jokes Quotes) I’m not a man who constantly thinks up jokes. But I think it’s very important to be able to see the funny side of life and its joyful dimension and not to take everything too tragically. I’d also say it’s necessary for my ministry. A writer once said that angels can fly because they don’t take themselves too seriously. Maybe we could also fly a bit if we didn’t think we were so important (Jokes Quotes) I have 40 years of unpublished material, the ones they don’t pick, and the reason I don’t redraw them or use them again is that I like to use my brain every day and come up with new jokes (Jokes Quotes) The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of sex propaganda (Jokes Quotes) In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before (Jokes Quotes) I don’t consider myself a comedian because I don’t really concern myself too much with jokes (Jokes Quotes) I suppose the common idea of me is that I’m going to be someone who’s hyper and cracking jokes all the time, but people who meet me are soon disabused of that notion (Jokes Quotes) I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their control is not funny to them or their families (Jokes Quotes) If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes (Jokes Quotes) Well, there are conjoined twins in real life and we can tell a story about them so long as they’re not the brunt of the jokes. In this, they’re the heroes of this story; we love these guys (Jokes Quotes) This is our lance. See, you’re making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they’d be a great toy. So... Just batteries aren’t included (Jokes Quotes) Very few people ever meet celebrities. all we really know is what we read about them and the most memorable lines are jokes. That’s how we tend to define what we think of a public figure (Jokes Quotes) The telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some emotional threat. The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful (Jokes Quotes) I don’t think there would be many jokes, if there weren’t constant frustration and fear and so forth. It’s a response to bad troubles like crime (Jokes Quotes) I guess they’re tough jokes. But there’s lots of things you either laugh or cry at. and you just can’t cry (Jokes Quotes) I’ve included these little jokes and mysteries in my writing for the amusement of readers (Jokes Quotes) The whole experience of doing a sitcom is... Telling jokes with such precision is really exciting, but it’s also terrifying (Jokes Quotes) Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some emotional threat. The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful (Jokes Quotes) If you give a jest, take one. Let all your jokes be truly jokes. Jesting sometimes ends in sad earnest (Jokes Quotes) I am apt to hire musicians sometimes because I know they will have some good jokes to tell (Jokes Quotes) We’re gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes. You know what sweeten means, right? That’s a showbiz term for add sugar to (Jokes Quotes) A humorist tells himself every morning, I hope it’s going to be a rough day. When things are going well, it’s much harder to make the right jokes (Jokes Quotes) He cannot bear old men’s jokes. That is not new. But now he begins to think of them himself (Jokes Quotes) He started hating me, cause I couldn’t laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at his jokes the way I used to (Jokes Quotes) When we hear jokes against women, and we are asked why we don’t laugh at them, the answer is easy, simple, and short. Of course we’re not laughing... Nobody laughs at the sight of their own blood (Jokes Quotes) Just when you think that a person is just a backdrop for the rest of the universe, watch them and see that they laugh, they cry, they tell jokes... They’re just friends waiting to be made (Jokes Quotes) I don’t like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic language in a good novel (Jokes Quotes)

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