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It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon Picture Quote #1

I’m not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh Picture Quote #1

There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes Picture Quote #1

I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they’re jokes that don’t make people laug Picture Quote #1

It’s perfectly okay if you don’t understand every single one of them. For one thing, I make a lot of corny jokes, and you have to be 40 years old to get some of them Picture Quote #1

I used to love ‘Murphy Brown’ as a kid. I didn’t even understand half of the jokes that were going on, but I loved the character so much that they stood out Picture Quote #1

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If I’m laughing, you know I’m either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes Picture Quote #1

I spent the first 22 years of my life absorbing everything, like a big disgusting cell, and now I’m disgorging it with jokes added out into the world. That’s a really gross metaphor Picture Quote #1

Anything where I get to write a lot of jokes and have a lot of creative control - that’s all I want Picture Quote #1

I have a problem with telling jokes about physics. Quite often the audience have no idea what you are talking about and, to be honest, I don’t know what I’m talking about either Picture Quote #1

I’ve always been ‘ethnic friend,’ without any serious moments, all jokes Picture Quote #1

My poems... the ones that start out as jokes become these big ponderous things and the ones that start out ponderous devolve into jokes Picture Quote #1

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I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind Picture Quote #1

I like to have my characters talking in an up-to-date way, and I like their essentially modern self-awareness, which means we can have lots of irony and jokes Picture Quote #1

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you’ve ever heard Picture Quote #1

It wasn’t until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I’m just behind the jokes Picture Quote #1

He knew that women appreciated neither irony nor sarcasm, but simple jokes and funny stories. He was amply provided with both Picture Quote #1

I was a class clown. At 12, I was definitely clowning. I was making all the jokes. But I was smart, so the teachers didn’t know what to do with me Picture Quote #1

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There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there Picture Quote #1

I don’t care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I’ll laugh because they’ll probably be funny Picture Quote #1

I enjoy jokes, smiling, and making people smile. I may be a little different, but that’s OK, who wants to be normal anyway? Picture Quote #1

I just want you that’s it. All your flaws, mistakes, smiles, giggles, jokes, sarcasm. Everything. I just want you Picture Quote #1

I try to exist in a world where there is freedom of opinion, where you’re allowed to make jokes. I don’t want to live in some PC world where no-one’s allowed to say anything Picture Quote #1

I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, I’ll walk away from show business. But I don’t want to walk away empty-handed Picture Quote #1

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I’m terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they’re not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I’m joking, I’m joking Picture Quote #1

Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world Picture Quote #1

You can trust a Neil Simon script. Every dot. Every dash; that pause means something. He takes all the jokes out, practically Picture Quote #1

Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy Picture Quote #1

My husband jokes that I’ll invite people over for dinner and he won’t know who they are or where I met them. But in my work world, I’ve never really been tempted to tell too much of my story Picture Quote #1

It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than trying to make the English laugh Picture Quote #1

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It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon (Jokes Quotes) I’m not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh (Jokes Quotes) There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes (Jokes Quotes) I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they’re jokes that don’t make people laug (Jokes Quotes) It’s perfectly okay if you don’t understand every single one of them. For one thing, I make a lot of corny jokes, and you have to be 40 years old to get some of them (Jokes Quotes) I used to love ‘Murphy Brown’ as a kid. I didn’t even understand half of the jokes that were going on, but I loved the character so much that they stood out (Jokes Quotes) If I’m laughing, you know I’m either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes (Jokes Quotes) I spent the first 22 years of my life absorbing everything, like a big disgusting cell, and now I’m disgorging it with jokes added out into the world. That’s a really gross metaphor (Jokes Quotes) Anything where I get to write a lot of jokes and have a lot of creative control - that’s all I want (Jokes Quotes) I have a problem with telling jokes about physics. Quite often the audience have no idea what you are talking about and, to be honest, I don’t know what I’m talking about either (Jokes Quotes) I’ve always been ‘ethnic friend,’ without any serious moments, all jokes (Jokes Quotes) My poems... the ones that start out as jokes become these big ponderous things and the ones that start out ponderous devolve into jokes (Jokes Quotes) I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind (Jokes Quotes) I like to have my characters talking in an up-to-date way, and I like their essentially modern self-awareness, which means we can have lots of irony and jokes (Jokes Quotes) I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you’ve ever heard (Jokes Quotes) It wasn’t until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I’m just behind the jokes (Jokes Quotes) He knew that women appreciated neither irony nor sarcasm, but simple jokes and funny stories. He was amply provided with both (Jokes Quotes) I was a class clown. At 12, I was definitely clowning. I was making all the jokes. But I was smart, so the teachers didn’t know what to do with me (Jokes Quotes) There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there (Jokes Quotes) I don’t care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I’ll laugh because they’ll probably be funny (Jokes Quotes) I enjoy jokes, smiling, and making people smile. I may be a little different, but that’s OK, who wants to be normal anyway? (Jokes Quotes) I just want you that’s it. All your flaws, mistakes, smiles, giggles, jokes, sarcasm. Everything. I just want you (Jokes Quotes) I try to exist in a world where there is freedom of opinion, where you’re allowed to make jokes. I don’t want to live in some PC world where no-one’s allowed to say anything (Jokes Quotes) I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, I’ll walk away from show business. But I don’t want to walk away empty-handed (Jokes Quotes) I’m terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they’re not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I’m joking, I’m joking (Jokes Quotes) Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world (Jokes Quotes) You can trust a Neil Simon script. Every dot. Every dash; that pause means something. He takes all the jokes out, practically (Jokes Quotes) Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy (Jokes Quotes) My husband jokes that I’ll invite people over for dinner and he won’t know who they are or where I met them. But in my work world, I’ve never really been tempted to tell too much of my story (Jokes Quotes) It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than trying to make the English laugh (Jokes Quotes)

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