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The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that Picture Quote #1

My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics’ heads, where they are safe Picture Quote #1

But it’s fun to be something, have that, and you don’t have to be real. It’s like, comedians. They go on and they’re doing all these jokes. I would be like that if I were more awake Picture Quote #1

I’m not Mr. Debonair Suave. I’m just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn’t sound very hot to me Picture Quote #1

All of my jokes were about not being able to meet anybody. I didn’t have any insight into anything - even my own insecurities Picture Quote #1

When I make a book, I make it for the child and not for the parent - no jokes in it for the parents Picture Quote #1

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I guess I’m like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn’t have as many jokes as he thought he did Picture Quote #1

Perhaps our Irish friends should not so completely turn their backs on their historical dishes, no matter how many jokes they might have to endure Picture Quote #1

Artistically, I find jokes really satisfying aesthetically, because there’s something great about getting an idea down to a sentence or two Picture Quote #1

I try to retire jokes as soon as I can once I put them on an album. But I can’t think of anything I just stopped doing for no reason Picture Quote #1

When you put yourself in environments that continually test you, that’s where all the good stories come from. That’s where the jokes come from is from the shitty parts Picture Quote #1

I don’t think my film style has changed. I’m doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger Picture Quote #1

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I just love that part of comedy, where you see somebody’s jokes develop. They try something new to see what works, and I just love that part Picture Quote #1

I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed that audiences invariably love pot jokes. Even people who don’t smoke pot think it’s a funny subject Picture Quote #1

I don’t really want to tell jokes about trivia; I’d kind of rather tell jokes about things like life and death Picture Quote #1

We have to laugh at how hard life can be and how screwed up we can be at times... It’s a really freeing process when you’re not hitting the jokes too hard Picture Quote #1

Even the people who do great jokes, [it’s] always coming out of a very real place Picture Quote #1

I see myself as a huge dork that laughs at my own jokes and forgets to shower sometimes Picture Quote #1

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The government, the state, they’re just objects of jokes rather than serious consideration. I can’t possibly take them seriously Picture Quote #1

My comedy is for adults, but you can have your kids listen to it. They won’t get all the jokes because hopefully I’m more cerebral than a 10-year-old... but if you ask my wife, I’m not! Picture Quote #1

Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I’ll just start dressing funnier Picture Quote #1

Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes Picture Quote #1

Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time Picture Quote #1

Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why Picture Quote #1

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Overseas, language barriers keep me from doing a lot of talking and some of the jokes that I think are funny and they’re like crickets. I have to sharpen up on that Picture Quote #1

I understand what a normal political speech is. You get up there, tell a few jokes, you have the flags behind you, and you speak for 10 or 15 minutes in broad generalities Picture Quote #1

I love jokes as much as anyone, but I don’t want to hear my snail jokes every day. But I might want to hear a good song every day Picture Quote #1

To me, the highest expression of life is art with jokes. It’s very rarified, very difficult to accomplish if you want to be more than just funny, and more than just jokes about human gaseousness Picture Quote #1

As professionals, we just try to keep the jokes to a minimum, when we’re in a certain situation. When we’re not doing that, we’re joking Picture Quote #1

I love working on the fly when the writers come up with new jokes on show nights. It’s exciting. I love it so much Picture Quote #1

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The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that (Jokes Quotes) My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics’ heads, where they are safe (Jokes Quotes) But it’s fun to be something, have that, and you don’t have to be real. It’s like, comedians. They go on and they’re doing all these jokes. I would be like that if I were more awake (Jokes Quotes) I’m not Mr. Debonair Suave. I’m just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn’t sound very hot to me (Jokes Quotes) All of my jokes were about not being able to meet anybody. I didn’t have any insight into anything - even my own insecurities (Jokes Quotes) When I make a book, I make it for the child and not for the parent - no jokes in it for the parents (Jokes Quotes) I guess I’m like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn’t have as many jokes as he thought he did (Jokes Quotes) Perhaps our Irish friends should not so completely turn their backs on their historical dishes, no matter how many jokes they might have to endure (Jokes Quotes) Artistically, I find jokes really satisfying aesthetically, because there’s something great about getting an idea down to a sentence or two (Jokes Quotes) I try to retire jokes as soon as I can once I put them on an album. But I can’t think of anything I just stopped doing for no reason (Jokes Quotes) When you put yourself in environments that continually test you, that’s where all the good stories come from. That’s where the jokes come from is from the shitty parts (Jokes Quotes) I don’t think my film style has changed. I’m doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger (Jokes Quotes) I just love that part of comedy, where you see somebody’s jokes develop. They try something new to see what works, and I just love that part (Jokes Quotes) I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed that audiences invariably love pot jokes. Even people who don’t smoke pot think it’s a funny subject (Jokes Quotes) I don’t really want to tell jokes about trivia; I’d kind of rather tell jokes about things like life and death (Jokes Quotes) We have to laugh at how hard life can be and how screwed up we can be at times... It’s a really freeing process when you’re not hitting the jokes too hard (Jokes Quotes) Even the people who do great jokes, [it’s] always coming out of a very real place (Jokes Quotes) I see myself as a huge dork that laughs at my own jokes and forgets to shower sometimes (Jokes Quotes) The government, the state, they’re just objects of jokes rather than serious consideration. I can’t possibly take them seriously (Jokes Quotes) My comedy is for adults, but you can have your kids listen to it. They won’t get all the jokes because hopefully I’m more cerebral than a 10-year-old... but if you ask my wife, I’m not! (Jokes Quotes) Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I’ll just start dressing funnier (Jokes Quotes) Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes (Jokes Quotes) Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time (Jokes Quotes) Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why (Jokes Quotes) Overseas, language barriers keep me from doing a lot of talking and some of the jokes that I think are funny and they’re like crickets. I have to sharpen up on that (Jokes Quotes) I understand what a normal political speech is. You get up there, tell a few jokes, you have the flags behind you, and you speak for 10 or 15 minutes in broad generalities (Jokes Quotes) I love jokes as much as anyone, but I don’t want to hear my snail jokes every day. But I might want to hear a good song every day (Jokes Quotes) To me, the highest expression of life is art with jokes. It’s very rarified, very difficult to accomplish if you want to be more than just funny, and more than just jokes about human gaseousness (Jokes Quotes) As professionals, we just try to keep the jokes to a minimum, when we’re in a certain situation. When we’re not doing that, we’re joking (Jokes Quotes) I love working on the fly when the writers come up with new jokes on show nights. It’s exciting. I love it so much (Jokes Quotes)

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