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There is always something funny going on between scenes with Adam Sandler. He’s always cracking jokes and yelling at people for no reason. It’s pretty funny. He’ll joke around during scenes, too. When he guest-starred on ‘Jessie,’ there was nothing in the script that he said first take Picture Quote #1

When it comes to African Americans and African American actors, Hollywood has always felt that if you can make us laugh, that’s fine, but we don’t need to see you do a ‘Schindler’s List,’ where there’s no jokes or music or comedic through-line Picture Quote #1

I feel that after all those horrible reviews and jokes, I wasn’t crazy all these years to stand up for the music I believe in. This album has proven that somewhere in the human race, the human heart is still racing and breaking and I am so grateful Picture Quote #1

When you have a cast and crew of people who make it light hearted and crack jokes, and break treats, and understand that we are all in this together. That’s a biggest plus that you can have Picture Quote #1

Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids’ Funny Business Picture Quote #1

Yes, my mom does keep making references to marriage, like all mothers do, but it’s only in a lighter mood... she just jokes Picture Quote #1

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I never used to tell jokes on stage. Now I’m cutting up jokes all night long Picture Quote #1

In Israel, waves of anger and fear circulate all the time, but so do jokes and gossip and silky evening breezes. So, too, in America Picture Quote #1

Making jokes is about the most wrong and stupid thing a bemused, middle-aged, white heterosexual Anglo Saxon sort of Celt Australian male can do these days Picture Quote #1

I started doing my own animated movies when I was in ninth grade; that’s when I got the filmmaking bug. When I was about 16, I started writing jokes for doing stand up, and then I was 19 and started doing stand up Picture Quote #1

I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake Picture Quote #1

I know the look of an apple that is roasting and sizzling on the hearth on a winter’s evening, and I know the comfort that comes of eating it hot, along with some sugar and a drench of cream... I know how the nuts taken in conjunction with winter apples, cider, and doughnuts, make old people’s tales and old jokes sound fresh and crisp and enchanting Picture Quote #1

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People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes Picture Quote #1

Humor is an attitude, a survivor’s way of looking at life. It’s not about telling jokes Picture Quote #1

There was a sea of change in comedy in the late 1950s and 60s. We were dealing with vignettes as opposed to jokes. We were more socially aware Picture Quote #1

I think David Letterman is a genius. Night after night he is funny and smart. He seems to really enjoy his jokes. They seem connected to who he really is. I like watching him, and there is no one better at turning an awkward moment into something very funny Picture Quote #1

I personally don’t feel any pressure to make jokes about multiple baby-fathers and stereotypical black jokes, because one, that’s just not my life, and two, I wouldn’t even sound right talking about those things Picture Quote #1

We adore babies because they’re so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why Picture Quote #1

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My parents are really funny. Laughter was a big part of my childhood. Of course, they tell a lot of bad jokes - but so do I. I tell a lot of bad jokes Picture Quote #1

It’s tough being a dictator, but I’ve always thought it must be tougher being a hanger-on to a dictator. The late nights spent listening to his crazed ranting, the weary rictus grin from smiling at bad jokes, the draining knowledge that one misjudged comment could land you on the chopping block Picture Quote #1

If we were making a cop comedy about bad cops or cops who were comically bad at the jobs, then the jokes would be more hijinks and more like slapstick Picture Quote #1

I don’t do plays without jokes anymore. I’ve retired from those plays. I think it’s bad manners to invite people to sit in the dark for two and a half hours and not tell them the joke Picture Quote #1

Some comedians tell nice jokes that you can tell to your kids. Some use bad words - they work ‘blue.’ If you don’t want to hear a joke that’s blue, you shouldn’t go to a comedy club where a comedian who makes blue jokes is performing Picture Quote #1

You can never have a thousand percent batting average on jokes - it’s just never going to happen Picture Quote #1

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Everyone for the most part is really nice. There have always been jokes, but that’s part of being in the spotlight. You can’t make everyone completely happy Picture Quote #1

I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed that audiences invariably love pot jokes. Even people who don’t smoke pot think it’s a funny subject Picture Quote #1

Babcock knew no Southerners personally but he had seen them in court often enough...and Ed’s manner and appearance said Dixie to him. He imagined Ed at home with his family, a big one, from old geezers to toddlers. He saw them eating their yams and pralines and playing their fiddles and dancing their jigs and guffawing over coarse jokes and beating one another to death with agricultural implements Picture Quote #1

I don’t care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I’ll laugh because they’ll probably be funny Picture Quote #1

My best friend is disabled. There’s nothing he hates more than being left out of the jokes, to be treated with kid gloves. That’s the insult Picture Quote #1

It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It’s not so much about being a girl, it’s about being a funny comic Picture Quote #1

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There is always something funny going on between scenes with Adam Sandler. He’s always cracking jokes and yelling at people for no reason. It’s pretty funny. He’ll joke around during scenes, too. When he guest-starred on ‘Jessie,’ there was nothing in the script that he said first take. (Jokes Quotes) When it comes to African Americans and African American actors, Hollywood has always felt that if you can make us laugh, that’s fine, but we don’t need to see you do a ‘Schindler’s List,’ where there’s no jokes or music or comedic through-line. (Jokes Quotes) I feel that after all those horrible reviews and jokes, I wasn’t crazy all these years to stand up for the music I believe in. This album has proven that somewhere in the human race, the human heart is still racing and breaking and I am so grateful. (Jokes Quotes) When you have a cast and crew of people who make it light hearted and crack jokes, and break treats, and understand that we are all in this together. That’s a biggest plus that you can have. (Jokes Quotes) Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids’ Funny Business. (Jokes Quotes) Yes, my mom does keep making references to marriage, like all mothers do, but it’s only in a lighter mood... she just jokes. (Jokes Quotes) I never used to tell jokes on stage. Now I’m cutting up jokes all night long. (Jokes Quotes) In Israel, waves of anger and fear circulate all the time, but so do jokes and gossip and silky evening breezes. So, too, in America. (Jokes Quotes) Making jokes is about the most wrong and stupid thing a bemused, middle-aged, white heterosexual Anglo Saxon sort of Celt Australian male can do these days. (Jokes Quotes) I started doing my own animated movies when I was in ninth grade; that’s when I got the filmmaking bug. When I was about 16, I started writing jokes for doing stand up, and then I was 19 and started doing stand up. (Jokes Quotes) I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake. (Jokes Quotes) I know the look of an apple that is roasting and sizzling on the hearth on a winter’s evening, and I know the comfort that comes of eating it hot, along with some sugar and a drench of cream... I know how the nuts taken in conjunction with winter apples, cider, and doughnuts, make old people’s tales and old jokes sound fresh and crisp and enchanting. (Jokes Quotes) People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes (Jokes Quotes) Humor is an attitude, a survivor’s way of looking at life. It’s not about telling jokes. (Jokes Quotes) There was a sea of change in comedy in the late 1950s and 60s. We were dealing with vignettes as opposed to jokes. We were more socially aware. (Jokes Quotes) I think David Letterman is a genius. Night after night he is funny and smart. He seems to really enjoy his jokes. They seem connected to who he really is. I like watching him, and there is no one better at turning an awkward moment into something very funny. (Jokes Quotes) I personally don’t feel any pressure to make jokes about multiple baby-fathers and stereotypical black jokes, because one, that’s just not my life, and two, I wouldn’t even sound right talking about those things. (Jokes Quotes) We adore babies because they’re so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why. (Jokes Quotes) My parents are really funny. Laughter was a big part of my childhood. Of course, they tell a lot of bad jokes - but so do I. I tell a lot of bad jokes. (Jokes Quotes) It’s tough being a dictator, but I’ve always thought it must be tougher being a hanger-on to a dictator. The late nights spent listening to his crazed ranting, the weary rictus grin from smiling at bad jokes, the draining knowledge that one misjudged comment could land you on the chopping block. (Jokes Quotes) If we were making a cop comedy about bad cops or cops who were comically bad at the jobs, then the jokes would be more hijinks and more like slapstick. (Jokes Quotes) I don’t do plays without jokes anymore. I’ve retired from those plays. I think it’s bad manners to invite people to sit in the dark for two and a half hours and not tell them the joke. (Jokes Quotes) Some comedians tell nice jokes that you can tell to your kids. Some use bad words - they work ‘blue.’ If you don’t want to hear a joke that’s blue, you shouldn’t go to a comedy club where a comedian who makes blue jokes is performing. (Jokes Quotes) You can never have a thousand percent batting average on jokes - it’s just never going to happen. (Jokes Quotes) Everyone for the most part is really nice. There have always been jokes, but that’s part of being in the spotlight. You can’t make everyone completely happy. (Jokes Quotes) I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed that audiences invariably love pot jokes. Even people who don’t smoke pot think it’s a funny subject. (Jokes Quotes) Babcock knew no Southerners personally but he had seen them in court often enough...and Ed’s manner and appearance said Dixie to him. He imagined Ed at home with his family, a big one, from old geezers to toddlers. He saw them eating their yams and pralines and playing their fiddles and dancing their jigs and guffawing over coarse jokes and beating one another to death with agricultural implements. (Jokes Quotes) I don’t care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I’ll laugh because they’ll probably be funny. (Jokes Quotes) My best friend is disabled. There’s nothing he hates more than being left out of the jokes, to be treated with kid gloves. That’s the insult. (Jokes Quotes) It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It’s not so much about being a girl, it’s about being a funny comic. (Jokes Quotes)

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