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I used to love being the class clown. I loved to make jokes and make people laugh. There was a set of students who would find it funny. But the cool students were like, ‘Eeew!’ Picture Quote #1

The first obligation I have is to be funny; it’s my first impulse and an instinct. I like being funny and finding the jokes Picture Quote #1

I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes Picture Quote #1

Octavia Spencer rocks. But just as a human being, she’s so down-to-earth. Talk about being pleasantly surprised. You walk onto set, and she’s making these jokes, and she’s playing around with the cast and the crew, and she invited all to her house for a dinner party. She’s just a genuinely good person Picture Quote #1

I think I have a reputation for being really serious. In interviews I use big words, but I’m just an emotional goofball. I play practical jokes all the time Picture Quote #1

When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn’t about remembering jokes. It was about creating them Picture Quote #1

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I don’t know if you know you’re funny, but you enjoy being funny. I know I’m funny because people tell me I am, but when I watch myself, it doesn’t make me laugh. Does that make sense? Because I know the jokes, and to me, I feel like I’m pulling the wool over people’s eyes. And there are probably people who do not enjoy what I do Picture Quote #1

When I started doing standup when I was 17, I was talking about being Indian and specifically ethnic jokes. Straightforward stuff that was fairly ignorant that I knew would get the laugh. It wasn’t flipping stereotypes; it was using them Picture Quote #1

All of my jokes were about not being able to meet anybody. I didn’t have any insight into anything - even my own insecurities Picture Quote #1

I’ve liked being Jewish in America - there’s a secular version of Jewishness there that’s more about bagels and jokes than going to synagogues Picture Quote #1

I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It’s not true. I’m right where I should be Picture Quote #1

It’s kind of low brow, but the show ‘Bob’s Burgers’ is hilarious, and being from the Midwest, I can kind of relate to a lot of the jokes. ‘Orange is The New Black’ is a Netflix Exclusive, I think - that’s really funny Picture Quote #1

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I love practical jokes and humor. That there’s frankly no joke that I don’t think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don’t like being scared Picture Quote #1

I loved Woody Allen’s short pieces. I was equally influenced by Woody Allen and Norman Mailer. I was very into this idea of being high-low, of being serious and intellectual but also making really broad jokes Picture Quote #1

I’m not a big one for jokes. I can’t tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and said, ‘Don, get up at a party and tell a joke’, I’m the worst Picture Quote #1

Plato was only a Bernard Shaw who unfortunately made his jokes in Greek Picture Quote #1

My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don’t think I every really tried jokes out with the dog Picture Quote #1

As for basic jokes about sex and even my religious stuff, I don’t find any problems with that, even if I’m gigging in the Bible Belt, because religious people don’t come and see me Picture Quote #1

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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I’ll forgive Thy great big joke on me Picture Quote #1

Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy Picture Quote #1

It’s not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don’t think people tune in for that. I just don’t think a show lasts for 10 years without a heart Picture Quote #1

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don’t they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It’s obvious I’ve got big ones and if people want to assume they’re not mine, then let them Picture Quote #1

Standing as a witness in all things means all things - big things, little things, in all conversations, in jokes, in games played and books read and music listened to, in causes supported, in service rendered, in clothes worn, in friends made Picture Quote #1

Even if its a white crowd, I tell my jokes for the four black people in the room, not the 100 whites Picture Quote #1

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I think one of my first jokes - in the black community, there’s people who have jokes about skin tone. People like, ‘You so black, you purple.’ ‘You so black, you gotta smile so we can see you at night.’ Picture Quote #1

I don’t mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you’re insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor McGee and Molly Picon Picture Quote #1

The very phrase ‘Oscar night’ used to accelerate my pulse. For one thing - dating myself - it meant Bob Hope. He always had good, strong jokes, that faultless delivery, and always a new joke about his own films’ failure - once again - to be honored Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to be with someone boring because I’m always laughing. I to play jokes on people and be sarcastic Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to be with someone boring because I’m always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic Picture Quote #1

Brad Pitt is great fun. He jokes around all the time and has a real quality about him. On set the director called me over and said, ‘Jase, just watch him. Watch him move.’ Instead of walking, Brad literally glides. It’s incredible Picture Quote #1

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I used to love being the class clown. I loved to make jokes and make people laugh. There was a set of students who would find it funny. But the cool students were like, ‘Eeew!’ (Jokes Quotes) The first obligation I have is to be funny; it’s my first impulse and an instinct. I like being funny and finding the jokes. (Jokes Quotes) I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes. (Jokes Quotes) Octavia Spencer rocks. But just as a human being, she’s so down-to-earth. Talk about being pleasantly surprised. You walk onto set, and she’s making these jokes, and she’s playing around with the cast and the crew, and she invited all to her house for a dinner party. She’s just a genuinely good person. (Jokes Quotes) I think I have a reputation for being really serious. In interviews I use big words, but I’m just an emotional goofball. I play practical jokes all the time. (Jokes Quotes) When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn’t about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. (Jokes Quotes) I don’t know if you know you’re funny, but you enjoy being funny. I know I’m funny because people tell me I am, but when I watch myself, it doesn’t make me laugh. Does that make sense? Because I know the jokes, and to me, I feel like I’m pulling the wool over people’s eyes. And there are probably people who do not enjoy what I do. (Jokes Quotes) When I started doing standup when I was 17, I was talking about being Indian and specifically ethnic jokes. Straightforward stuff that was fairly ignorant that I knew would get the laugh. It wasn’t flipping stereotypes; it was using them. (Jokes Quotes) All of my jokes were about not being able to meet anybody. I didn’t have any insight into anything - even my own insecurities. (Jokes Quotes) I’ve liked being Jewish in America - there’s a secular version of Jewishness there that’s more about bagels and jokes than going to synagogues. (Jokes Quotes) I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It’s not true. I’m right where I should be. (Jokes Quotes) It’s kind of low brow, but the show ‘Bob’s Burgers’ is hilarious, and being from the Midwest, I can kind of relate to a lot of the jokes. ‘Orange is The New Black’ is a Netflix Exclusive, I think - that’s really funny. (Jokes Quotes) I love practical jokes and humor. That there’s frankly no joke that I don’t think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don’t like being scared. (Jokes Quotes) I loved Woody Allen’s short pieces. I was equally influenced by Woody Allen and Norman Mailer. I was very into this idea of being high-low, of being serious and intellectual but also making really broad jokes. (Jokes Quotes) I’m not a big one for jokes. I can’t tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and said, ‘Don, get up at a party and tell a joke’, I’m the worst. (Jokes Quotes) Plato was only a Bernard Shaw who unfortunately made his jokes in Greek (Jokes Quotes) My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don’t think I every really tried jokes out with the dog. (Jokes Quotes) As for basic jokes about sex and even my religious stuff, I don’t find any problems with that, even if I’m gigging in the Bible Belt, because religious people don’t come and see me. (Jokes Quotes) Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I’ll forgive Thy great big joke on me (Jokes Quotes) Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy. (Jokes Quotes) It’s not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don’t think people tune in for that. I just don’t think a show lasts for 10 years without a heart. (Jokes Quotes) People make jokes about my bosoms, why don’t they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It’s obvious I’ve got big ones and if people want to assume they’re not mine, then let them. (Jokes Quotes) Standing as a witness in all things means all things - big things, little things, in all conversations, in jokes, in games played and books read and music listened to, in causes supported, in service rendered, in clothes worn, in friends made. (Jokes Quotes) Even if its a white crowd, I tell my jokes for the four black people in the room, not the 100 whites. (Jokes Quotes) I think one of my first jokes - in the black community, there’s people who have jokes about skin tone. People like, ‘You so black, you purple.’ ‘You so black, you gotta smile so we can see you at night.’ (Jokes Quotes) I don’t mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you’re insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor McGee and Molly Picon. (Jokes Quotes) The very phrase ‘Oscar night’ used to accelerate my pulse. For one thing - dating myself - it meant Bob Hope. He always had good, strong jokes, that faultless delivery, and always a new joke about his own films’ failure - once again - to be honored. (Jokes Quotes) I don’t want to be with someone boring because I’m always laughing. I to play jokes on people and be sarcastic. (Jokes Quotes) I don’t want to be with someone boring because I’m always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic. (Jokes Quotes) Brad Pitt is great fun. He jokes around all the time and has a real quality about him. On set the director called me over and said, ‘Jase, just watch him. Watch him move.’ Instead of walking, Brad literally glides. It’s incredible. (Jokes Quotes)

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