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Jokes Quotes

One thing House needs Wilson for is vanity. He needs someone to laugh at his jokes Picture Quote #1

Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled Picture Quote #1

The right honorable gentlemen is indebted to his memory for his jokes and his imagination for his facts Picture Quote #1

Musician jokes are a kind of joke that usually have to do with how much money someone makes. Musicians are always starving, so they’re really mean to each other about who makes what Picture Quote #1

She doesn’t really have a sense of humor. I think she’d like to have one - it’s just that she doesn’t quite understand what jokes are for Picture Quote #1

When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM Picture Quote #1

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I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes Picture Quote #1

You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn’t be when it is literally your job Picture Quote #1

People are always going to say stupid things, and you’re always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in, because it’s the easiest thing Picture Quote #1

There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy Picture Quote #1

I don’t think I could ever do a network sitcom because the humor is often based on some trite circumstance. I don’t want to be a part of a show where it’s mostly about coming up with the jokes Picture Quote #1

I love life in spite of all that mars it. I love friendship, jokes and laughter Picture Quote #1

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If you think something’s funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty Picture Quote #1

It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude Picture Quote #1

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you’re really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously Picture Quote #1

The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes Picture Quote #1

The thing about all good horror movies is that the fans expect a couple of inside jokes. Maybe I’m supposed to be saying how terrified I was while making it, but it was really fun Picture Quote #1

When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn’t about remembering jokes. It was about creating them Picture Quote #1

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Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude Picture Quote #1

Writing for young children I find I often use particular jokes with words and exaggerated, funny events, but some of these haunt the more complex stories for older children too Picture Quote #1

Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars Picture Quote #1

Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere Picture Quote #1

There’s a few tunes of mine that don’t have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere Picture Quote #1

I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I’m doing. I don’t give a damn if half the audience walks out Picture Quote #1

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One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes Picture Quote #1

I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they’re, like, emotionally flinching when I start doing my jokes Picture Quote #1

I’m a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes Picture Quote #1

I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what’s going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show Picture Quote #1

I don’t consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes Picture Quote #1

I’ve always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can’t tell to an audience. There’s a fine line you have to tread because you don’t know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended Picture Quote #1

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One thing House needs Wilson for is vanity. He needs someone to laugh at his jokes (Jokes Quotes) Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled (Jokes Quotes) The right honorable gentlemen is indebted to his memory for his jokes and his imagination for his facts (Jokes Quotes) Musician jokes are a kind of joke that usually have to do with how much money someone makes. Musicians are always starving, so they’re really mean to each other about who makes what (Jokes Quotes) She doesn’t really have a sense of humor. I think she’d like to have one - it’s just that she doesn’t quite understand what jokes are for (Jokes Quotes) When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM (Jokes Quotes) I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes (Jokes Quotes) You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn’t be when it is literally your job (Jokes Quotes) People are always going to say stupid things, and you’re always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in, because it’s the easiest thing (Jokes Quotes) There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy (Jokes Quotes) I don’t think I could ever do a network sitcom because the humor is often based on some trite circumstance. I don’t want to be a part of a show where it’s mostly about coming up with the jokes (Jokes Quotes) I love life in spite of all that mars it. I love friendship, jokes and laughter (Jokes Quotes) If you think something’s funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty (Jokes Quotes) It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude (Jokes Quotes) Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you’re really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously (Jokes Quotes) The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes (Jokes Quotes) The thing about all good horror movies is that the fans expect a couple of inside jokes. Maybe I’m supposed to be saying how terrified I was while making it, but it was really fun (Jokes Quotes) When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn’t about remembering jokes. It was about creating them (Jokes Quotes) Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude (Jokes Quotes) Writing for young children I find I often use particular jokes with words and exaggerated, funny events, but some of these haunt the more complex stories for older children too (Jokes Quotes) Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars (Jokes Quotes) Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere (Jokes Quotes) There’s a few tunes of mine that don’t have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere (Jokes Quotes) I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I’m doing. I don’t give a damn if half the audience walks out (Jokes Quotes) One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes (Jokes Quotes) I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they’re, like, emotionally flinching when I start doing my jokes (Jokes Quotes) I’m a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes (Jokes Quotes) I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what’s going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show (Jokes Quotes) I don’t consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes (Jokes Quotes) I’ve always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can’t tell to an audience. There’s a fine line you have to tread because you don’t know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended (Jokes Quotes)

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