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I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym Picture Quote #1

It’s much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict Picture Quote #1

All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they’re not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us Picture Quote #1

I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way Picture Quote #1

I can tell jokes. I can talk to the audience. I can relax. I can change my songs whenever I want. I can change the tempos. I can change the mood, because I’m in charge Picture Quote #1

My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don’t think I every really tried jokes out with the dog Picture Quote #1

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Because it’s uncensored cable, I think we’ll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn’t been seen before. We can actually finish jokes Picture Quote #1

I’m not a standup. I don’t really have jokes. I don’t have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this Picture Quote #1

I crack jokes and play games and that’s really more my nature than being cold Picture Quote #1

Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them Picture Quote #1

When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places Picture Quote #1

I feel that after all those horrible reviews and jokes, I wasn’t crazy all these years to stand up for the music I believe in. This album has proven that somewhere in the human race, the human heart is still racing and breaking and I am so grateful Picture Quote #1

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It’s not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don’t think people tune in for that. I just don’t think a show lasts for 10 years without a heart Picture Quote #1

It’s the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of sex jokes and gross humour Picture Quote #1

I’ve always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don’t know how to tell jokes Picture Quote #1

Everyone for the most part is really nice. There have always been jokes, but that’s part of being in the spotlight. You can’t make everyone completely happy Picture Quote #1

The reason most comedies don’t win awards is that the filmmakers put the comedy first. This means you have to create a story around the jokes Picture Quote #1

On the set I make jokes I can’t get too involved, or it turns into sentimental soup. I try to keep it light Picture Quote #1

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My greatest regret as a writer is that I’ve never been able to include as many jokes as I’d like Picture Quote #1

One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. I’m very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably Picture Quote #1

I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I’d already been banned from a couple churches for my jokes. So one day I woke up and decided it was time to start living for myself Picture Quote #1

The shouting and opinion and jokes don’t exist if there isn’t first a story Picture Quote #1

I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There’s a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn’t get them, she’s probably not for me Picture Quote #1

People make a lot of jokes about the empty nest. Let me tell you, it is no laughing matter. It is really hard Picture Quote #1

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I am edgy, raw, offensive, vulgar, untruthful, but intelligent. My jokes are always realistic. I do not make fun of children or people who cannot fight back. That is my limitation Picture Quote #1

In improv, the whole thing is that it is a relationship between the two people, as a back and forth. In standup, you don’t really want to be listening to what somebody is saying; you want to project your jokes into their face Picture Quote #1

The studying, the books, exams, arguments, theories. The jokes and pints, laughter, kisses and songs. Life was like running, ninety percent sweat and toil, ten per cent joy Picture Quote #1

Then I could not help wondering what the watching gods thought of us, with our clever masks and our jokes. What we think of crickets, perhaps, whose singing we hear with pleasure, though some of us smash them with our heels when they venture into sight Picture Quote #1

What remains of your past if you didn’t allow yourself to feel it when it happened? If you don’t have your experiences in the moment, if you gloss them over with jokes or zoom past them, you end up with curiously dispassionate memories Picture Quote #1

Half of the time I don’t know what they’re talking about; their jokes seem to relate to a past that everyone but me has shared. I’m a foreigner in the world and I don’t understand the language Picture Quote #1

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I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym (Jokes Quotes) It’s much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict (Jokes Quotes) All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they’re not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us (Jokes Quotes) I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way (Jokes Quotes) I can tell jokes. I can talk to the audience. I can relax. I can change my songs whenever I want. I can change the tempos. I can change the mood, because I’m in charge (Jokes Quotes) My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don’t think I every really tried jokes out with the dog (Jokes Quotes) Because it’s uncensored cable, I think we’ll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn’t been seen before. We can actually finish jokes (Jokes Quotes) I’m not a standup. I don’t really have jokes. I don’t have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this (Jokes Quotes) I crack jokes and play games and that’s really more my nature than being cold (Jokes Quotes) Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them (Jokes Quotes) When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places (Jokes Quotes) I feel that after all those horrible reviews and jokes, I wasn’t crazy all these years to stand up for the music I believe in. This album has proven that somewhere in the human race, the human heart is still racing and breaking and I am so grateful (Jokes Quotes) It’s not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don’t think people tune in for that. I just don’t think a show lasts for 10 years without a heart (Jokes Quotes) It’s the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of sex jokes and gross humour (Jokes Quotes) I’ve always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don’t know how to tell jokes (Jokes Quotes) Everyone for the most part is really nice. There have always been jokes, but that’s part of being in the spotlight. You can’t make everyone completely happy (Jokes Quotes) The reason most comedies don’t win awards is that the filmmakers put the comedy first. This means you have to create a story around the jokes (Jokes Quotes) On the set I make jokes I can’t get too involved, or it turns into sentimental soup. I try to keep it light (Jokes Quotes) My greatest regret as a writer is that I’ve never been able to include as many jokes as I’d like (Jokes Quotes) One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. I’m very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably (Jokes Quotes) I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I’d already been banned from a couple churches for my jokes. So one day I woke up and decided it was time to start living for myself (Jokes Quotes) The shouting and opinion and jokes don’t exist if there isn’t first a story (Jokes Quotes) I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There’s a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn’t get them, she’s probably not for me (Jokes Quotes) People make a lot of jokes about the empty nest. Let me tell you, it is no laughing matter. It is really hard (Jokes Quotes) I am edgy, raw, offensive, vulgar, untruthful, but intelligent. My jokes are always realistic. I do not make fun of children or people who cannot fight back. That is my limitation (Jokes Quotes) In improv, the whole thing is that it is a relationship between the two people, as a back and forth. In standup, you don’t really want to be listening to what somebody is saying; you want to project your jokes into their face (Jokes Quotes) The studying, the books, exams, arguments, theories. The jokes and pints, laughter, kisses and songs. Life was like running, ninety percent sweat and toil, ten per cent joy (Jokes Quotes) Then I could not help wondering what the watching gods thought of us, with our clever masks and our jokes. What we think of crickets, perhaps, whose singing we hear with pleasure, though some of us smash them with our heels when they venture into sight (Jokes Quotes) What remains of your past if you didn’t allow yourself to feel it when it happened? If you don’t have your experiences in the moment, if you gloss them over with jokes or zoom past them, you end up with curiously dispassionate memories (Jokes Quotes) Half of the time I don’t know what they’re talking about; their jokes seem to relate to a past that everyone but me has shared. I’m a foreigner in the world and I don’t understand the language (Jokes Quotes)

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