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Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best Picture Quote #1

I always have humour in my action movies. I think characters that make jokes under fire are more real. It somehow helps put you in their shoes Picture Quote #1

It seems to me that romantic comedies used to be about falling in love, but in recent years they’ve really become just comedies where the love story is only there as a spine to hang the jokes on Picture Quote #1

I’m just not the outgoing bubble of energy. But if I know you, it’s different. Practical jokes. Have fun. I’m not looking for any new friends. I got my friends Picture Quote #1

Man, after all my grandma put into me learning the piano, that was a hard day, telling her I was telling jokes for a living Picture Quote #1

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they’re done towards yourself Picture Quote #1

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My dad doesn’t get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn’t understand them. He’s just laughing because people around him are laughing Picture Quote #1

A friend of mine jokes that I have a painstaking royalty complex. Like maybe I was a duke in a past life Picture Quote #1

I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can’t help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out Picture Quote #1

I never used to tell jokes on stage. Now I’m cutting up jokes all night long Picture Quote #1

Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we would just never even dream of making anywhere else. Just sick, horrible stuff. That wasn’t anything new to college Picture Quote #1

It’s pretty easy to hear what people are physically responding to versus what’s just flat as a pancake in the room when it comes to jokes Picture Quote #1

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If you have the personalities down, you understand them and identify with them; you can stick them in any situation and have a pretty good idea of how they’re going to respond. Then it’s just a matter of sanding and polishing up the jokes. But if you’ve got more ambiguous characters or stock stereotypes, the plastic comes through and they don’t work as well. These two characters clicked for me almost immediately and I feel very comfortable working with them Picture Quote #1

You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that Picture Quote #1

I was feeling guilty in the beginning; it was frustrating to be successful when a lot of my friends weren’t. Also, I was constantly being reminded of that by people in my family making jokes Picture Quote #1

Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer. Women have to make jokes about themselves, laugh about themselves, because they have nothing to lose Picture Quote #1

To me, racist jokes are not funny. I am politically correct, in a weird way. I like to push the boundaries that are politically correct Picture Quote #1

A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can’t help it Picture Quote #1

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I have a lot of people in my life who are truly ridiculous characters, and they’re very, very funny people, but they don’t really try to be. They’re not cracking jokes Picture Quote #1

It’s really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to Picture Quote #1

If I want to keep working as an actor, I’m going to become a comedian who does fart jokes Picture Quote #1

I used to always crack jokes in class. I was a good liar and a good talker. I was just good. I was my father’s son. I was slick. When it comes to knowing what to say, to charm, I always had it Picture Quote #1

Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it. When I’m walking down the street or having dinner, ideas will hit me, and I write them down on matchbooks or napkins and throw them in the draw Picture Quote #1

In one decade, women had gotten more protection against offensive jokes in the workplace than men had gotten in centuries against being killed in the workplace Picture Quote #1

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I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it’s my way of saying what’s going on in the world. How people are animals, really Picture Quote #1

That’s how myths are born. Out of our carelessness, out of our tattered nerves, out of jokes that go wrong and flashy gestures Picture Quote #1

Listening a cultivated person of today that jokes and almost boasts about his scientific ignorance, is as sad as listening a scientist that boasts about not having read any poem Picture Quote #1

My knowledge of the universe is that if I write stupid jokes, the universe gives me a really nice house and great meals. I do not believe mankind will ever develop a formula to explain this Picture Quote #1

Even if you know a character really well, there’s no formula for what jokes will work and what won’t Picture Quote #1

Comedy is a wonderful device for distance that allows us to look at what we’re talking about with some degree of distance and hopefully with a bit more perspective and honesty. With many exceptions, a movie with no jokes is far less appealing to me Picture Quote #1

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Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best (Jokes Quotes) I always have humour in my action movies. I think characters that make jokes under fire are more real. It somehow helps put you in their shoes (Jokes Quotes) It seems to me that romantic comedies used to be about falling in love, but in recent years they’ve really become just comedies where the love story is only there as a spine to hang the jokes on (Jokes Quotes) I’m just not the outgoing bubble of energy. But if I know you, it’s different. Practical jokes. Have fun. I’m not looking for any new friends. I got my friends (Jokes Quotes) Man, after all my grandma put into me learning the piano, that was a hard day, telling her I was telling jokes for a living (Jokes Quotes) Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they’re done towards yourself (Jokes Quotes) My dad doesn’t get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn’t understand them. He’s just laughing because people around him are laughing (Jokes Quotes) A friend of mine jokes that I have a painstaking royalty complex. Like maybe I was a duke in a past life (Jokes Quotes) I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can’t help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out (Jokes Quotes) I never used to tell jokes on stage. Now I’m cutting up jokes all night long (Jokes Quotes) Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we would just never even dream of making anywhere else. Just sick, horrible stuff. That wasn’t anything new to college (Jokes Quotes) It’s pretty easy to hear what people are physically responding to versus what’s just flat as a pancake in the room when it comes to jokes (Jokes Quotes) If you have the personalities down, you understand them and identify with them; you can stick them in any situation and have a pretty good idea of how they’re going to respond. Then it’s just a matter of sanding and polishing up the jokes. But if you’ve got more ambiguous characters or stock stereotypes, the plastic comes through and they don’t work as well. These two characters clicked for me almost immediately and I feel very comfortable working with them (Jokes Quotes) You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that (Jokes Quotes) I was feeling guilty in the beginning; it was frustrating to be successful when a lot of my friends weren’t. Also, I was constantly being reminded of that by people in my family making jokes (Jokes Quotes) Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer. Women have to make jokes about themselves, laugh about themselves, because they have nothing to lose (Jokes Quotes) To me, racist jokes are not funny. I am politically correct, in a weird way. I like to push the boundaries that are politically correct (Jokes Quotes) A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can’t help it (Jokes Quotes) I have a lot of people in my life who are truly ridiculous characters, and they’re very, very funny people, but they don’t really try to be. They’re not cracking jokes (Jokes Quotes) It’s really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to (Jokes Quotes) If I want to keep working as an actor, I’m going to become a comedian who does fart jokes (Jokes Quotes) I used to always crack jokes in class. I was a good liar and a good talker. I was just good. I was my father’s son. I was slick. When it comes to knowing what to say, to charm, I always had it (Jokes Quotes) Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it. When I’m walking down the street or having dinner, ideas will hit me, and I write them down on matchbooks or napkins and throw them in the draw (Jokes Quotes) In one decade, women had gotten more protection against offensive jokes in the workplace than men had gotten in centuries against being killed in the workplace (Jokes Quotes) I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it’s my way of saying what’s going on in the world. How people are animals, really (Jokes Quotes) That’s how myths are born. Out of our carelessness, out of our tattered nerves, out of jokes that go wrong and flashy gestures (Jokes Quotes) Listening a cultivated person of today that jokes and almost boasts about his scientific ignorance, is as sad as listening a scientist that boasts about not having read any poem (Jokes Quotes) My knowledge of the universe is that if I write stupid jokes, the universe gives me a really nice house and great meals. I do not believe mankind will ever develop a formula to explain this (Jokes Quotes) Even if you know a character really well, there’s no formula for what jokes will work and what won’t (Jokes Quotes) Comedy is a wonderful device for distance that allows us to look at what we’re talking about with some degree of distance and hopefully with a bit more perspective and honesty. With many exceptions, a movie with no jokes is far less appealing to me (Jokes Quotes)

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