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Joking Quotes

I’ve been looking at that in myself lately. Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation, so it’s kind of exhilarating to be a part of projects where there’s nothing funny or lighthearted Picture Quote #1

I try to visit people in hospitals when I can, smiling and joking while I’m there. But when I leave, I just start crying Picture Quote #1

I like working solo and it was a lot of fun joking around with the audience, saying things. I’m only just learning how to do certain things Picture Quote #1

It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself Picture Quote #1

When Henry Ford said, the customer can have a car in any color as long as it's black, he was not joking Picture Quote #1

We would make songs, and the producers said we should play it for my dad. I was kind of scared, I didn’t know what to think cuz we were just joking around Picture Quote #1

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You may have read that I went to M. I. T. In 1982 I filled out a Who’s Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts Picture Quote #1

My dad keeps joking about sneaking into my grandparents’ house and switching out their HBO for PBS so they think I’m on ‘Downton Abbey Picture Quote #1

I’m terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they’re not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I’m joking, I’m joking Picture Quote #1

I would play my Dungeons and Dragons songs and watch people’s eyes glaze over, and then I would start joking around between songs, and all of a sudden people were lighting up and engaging Picture Quote #1

I have a lot of faith in the power of joking to make something thoughtful Picture Quote #1

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Don’t answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you’re joking Picture Quote #1

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world Picture Quote #1

As professionals, we just try to keep the jokes to a minimum, when we’re in a certain situation. When we’re not doing that, we’re joking Picture Quote #1

You should not take old people who are already dead seriously. It does them injustice. We immortals do not like things to be taken seriously. We like joking. Seriousness, young man, is an accident of time. It consists, I don’t mind telling you in confidence, in putting too high a value on time. I, too, once put too high a value on time. For that reason I wished to be a hundred years old. In eternity, however, there is no time, you see. Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke Picture Quote #1

Stepped out into the cold, collar high, under the slate gray sky. The air was smoking and the streets were dry, and I wasn’t joking when I said goodbye Picture Quote #1

Whether people grow fat by joking, or whether there is something in fat itself which predisposes to a joke, I have never been quite able to determine Picture Quote #1

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Dad nods, looks me dead in the eyes; slowly and regretfully, he banishes all the smiling and joking from his face, and for once he’s just my dad, watching his son who has fallen so low Picture Quote #1

Joking is a barrier between man and the world. Joking is the enemy of love and poetry Picture Quote #1

I’ve noticed that when people are joking they’re usually dead serious, and when they’re serious, they’re usually pretty funny Picture Quote #1

It’s always awkward when someone doesn’t realize you’re joking and devotes thought time to what you’ve said. Double that when the person is wearing tinfoil Picture Quote #1

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I’ve been looking at that in myself lately. Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation, so it’s kind of exhilarating to be a part of projects where there’s nothing funny or lighthearted (Joking Quotes) I try to visit people in hospitals when I can, smiling and joking while I’m there. But when I leave, I just start crying (Joking Quotes) I like working solo and it was a lot of fun joking around with the audience, saying things. I’m only just learning how to do certain things (Joking Quotes) It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself (Joking Quotes) When Henry Ford said, the customer can have a car in any color as long as it's black, he was not joking (Joking Quotes) We would make songs, and the producers said we should play it for my dad. I was kind of scared, I didn’t know what to think cuz we were just joking around (Joking Quotes) You may have read that I went to M. I. T. In 1982 I filled out a Who’s Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts (Joking Quotes) My joking answer to this question is that I leave a bowl of milk out on the back porch every night for the Idea Fairy. In the morning, the milk is gone and there’s a brand-new shiny idea by the bowl (Joking Quotes) My dad keeps joking about sneaking into my grandparents’ house and switching out their HBO for PBS so they think I’m on ‘Downton Abbey (Joking Quotes) I’m terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they’re not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I’m joking, I’m joking (Joking Quotes) I would play my Dungeons and Dragons songs and watch people’s eyes glaze over, and then I would start joking around between songs, and all of a sudden people were lighting up and engaging (Joking Quotes) I have a lot of faith in the power of joking to make something thoughtful (Joking Quotes) Don’t answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you’re joking (Joking Quotes) My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world (Joking Quotes) As professionals, we just try to keep the jokes to a minimum, when we’re in a certain situation. When we’re not doing that, we’re joking (Joking Quotes) You should not take old people who are already dead seriously. It does them injustice. We immortals do not like things to be taken seriously. We like joking. Seriousness, young man, is an accident of time. It consists, I don’t mind telling you in confidence, in putting too high a value on time. I, too, once put too high a value on time. For that reason I wished to be a hundred years old. In eternity, however, there is no time, you see. Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke (Joking Quotes) Stepped out into the cold, collar high, under the slate gray sky. The air was smoking and the streets were dry, and I wasn’t joking when I said goodbye (Joking Quotes) Whether people grow fat by joking, or whether there is something in fat itself which predisposes to a joke, I have never been quite able to determine (Joking Quotes) Dad nods, looks me dead in the eyes; slowly and regretfully, he banishes all the smiling and joking from his face, and for once he’s just my dad, watching his son who has fallen so low (Joking Quotes) Joking is a barrier between man and the world. Joking is the enemy of love and poetry (Joking Quotes) I’ve noticed that when people are joking they’re usually dead serious, and when they’re serious, they’re usually pretty funny (Joking Quotes) It’s always awkward when someone doesn’t realize you’re joking and devotes thought time to what you’ve said. Double that when the person is wearing tinfoil (Joking Quotes)

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