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Jon Lovitz Quotes

How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men Picture Quote #1
It’s fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good Picture Quote #1
First of all, this whole idea of this one percent versus the 99 percent, it’s a false statistic. there’s nobody that is wealthy saying, let’s go get the people that aren’t. First of all, there’s no versus. He’s creating a false class warfare in a country where there is no class structure Picture Quote #1
My dad would always say, ‘What can you do to make the world a better place?’ Well, I can make people laugh Picture Quote #1
I grew up very nice. But after college, my father said you’re on you own. So I was dead broke for years. So I know what it’s - I lived on 600 dollars a month for six years. I know what it’s like to be dead broke. I feel bad for people who are struggling now Picture Quote #1
If you build it, nerds will come Picture Quote #1
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I had done plays in high school. It was something I always wanted to do since I was little. I was a drama major at UC-Irvine Picture Quote #1
I would love to have a part opposite a great actor - like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman. And to work with a top director. That’s my dream Picture Quote #1
The whole - it’s the economy’s bad. It’s bad for everybody. I have my own comedy club. I opened it three years ago in a horrible economy. I created jobs. and we just started breaking even after a year and a half, barely. For that entire time, I have had to pay the difference of what we owe in rent and taxes and everything out of my own pocket Picture Quote #1
Woody is the guy who made me want to be a comic. I was in heaven and couldn’t stop smiling because he was my idle and 29 years after seeing Take the Money and Run, I was working for him Picture Quote #1
I like getting up in front of an audience. It’s fun when you go to a baseball game and the crowd is cheering you. I can’t deny it. And it’s very funny, too. Sometimes you’re shy; you go somewhere and everyone’s looking at you, so you feel a little self-conscious Picture Quote #1
I didn’t take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs Picture Quote #1
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You’re in front of an audience, but you’re playing for a camera. There’s this huge adrenaline rush, because you know that besides the audience in the studio, there are millions of people watching at home Picture Quote #1
You want everyone to be great and funny. I’m not saying I’m great, but I’m funny Picture Quote #1
Do you wanna see something swell? Picture Quote #1
Anybody can be going from being broke to being wealthy, as I did Picture Quote #1
In comedy, you have to do all of the same stuff you do in drama and then put the comedy on top of it. You, the actor, are aware of the comedy but the character is oblivious. And you have to have a sense of humor Picture Quote #1
It’s fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good Picture Quote #1
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I feel lucky that I’m working at all. I don’t take any job for granted. I enjoy this. It’s all enjoyable for me. It’s all part of it Picture Quote #1
I would say if you are having a tough time in your life, then going to a club and getting laughs, it does make you feel better for that hour and a half show. It gets your mind off of it Picture Quote #1
If I make a dollar and out of every dollar I’m taxed at 50, half, at 50 cents, I have to give, isn’t that like enough? Picture Quote #1
Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me Picture Quote #1
You’re in front of an audience, but you’re playing for a camera. There’s this huge adrenaline rush, because you know that besides the audience in the studio, there are millions of people watching at home Picture Quote #1
The problem with the economy isn’t that people aren’t paying their fair share of taxes Picture Quote #1
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Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they’re responsible for taking a loan they didn’t qualify for? Picture Quote #1
I don’t want to talk about myself, that’s for other people to say, so I’m not saying I was so talented Picture Quote #1
You, the actor, must be aware of when you’re being funny, but the character you’re playing should always be oblivious to the fact Picture Quote #1
You want everyone to be great and funny. I’m not saying I’m great, but I’m funny Picture Quote #1
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How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) It’s fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) First of all, this whole idea of this one percent versus the 99 percent, it’s a false statistic. there’s nobody that is wealthy saying, let’s go get the people that aren’t. First of all, there’s no versus. He’s creating a false class warfare in a country where there is no class structure  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) My dad would always say, ‘What can you do to make the world a better place?’ Well, I can make people laugh  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) I grew up very nice. But after college, my father said you’re on you own. So I was dead broke for years. So I know what it’s - I lived on 600 dollars a month for six years. I know what it’s like to be dead broke. I feel bad for people who are struggling now  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) If you build it, nerds will come  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) I had done plays in high school. It was something I always wanted to do since I was little. I was a drama major at UC-Irvine  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) I would love to have a part opposite a great actor - like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman. And to work with a top director. That’s my dream  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) The whole - it’s the economy’s bad. It’s bad for everybody. I have my own comedy club. I opened it three years ago in a horrible economy. I created jobs. and we just started breaking even after a year and a half, barely. For that entire time, I have had to pay the difference of what we owe in rent and taxes and everything out of my own pocket  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) Woody is the guy who made me want to be a comic. I was in heaven and couldn’t stop smiling because he was my idle and 29 years after seeing Take the Money and Run, I was working for him  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) I like getting up in front of an audience. It’s fun when you go to a baseball game and the crowd is cheering you. I can’t deny it. And it’s very funny, too. Sometimes you’re shy; you go somewhere and everyone’s looking at you, so you feel a little self-conscious  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) I didn’t take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) You’re in front of an audience, but you’re playing for a camera. There’s this huge adrenaline rush, because you know that besides the audience in the studio, there are millions of people watching at home.  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) You want everyone to be great and funny. I’m not saying I’m great, but I’m funny.  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) Do you wanna see something swell?  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) Anybody can be going from being broke to being wealthy, as I did  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) In comedy, you have to do all of the same stuff you do in drama and then put the comedy on top of it. You, the actor, are aware of the comedy but the character is oblivious. And you have to have a sense of humor  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) It’s fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) I feel lucky that I’m working at all. I don’t take any job for granted. I enjoy this. It’s all enjoyable for me. It’s all part of it  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) I would say if you are having a tough time in your life, then going to a club and getting laughs, it does make you feel better for that hour and a half show. It gets your mind off of it  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) If I make a dollar and out of every dollar I’m taxed at 50, half, at 50 cents, I have to give, isn’t that like enough?  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) You’re in front of an audience, but you’re playing for a camera. There’s this huge adrenaline rush, because you know that besides the audience in the studio, there are millions of people watching at home  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) The problem with the economy isn’t that people aren’t paying their fair share of taxes  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they’re responsible for taking a loan they didn’t qualify for?  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) I don’t want to talk about myself, that’s for other people to say, so I’m not saying I was so talented  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) You, the actor, must be aware of when you’re being funny, but the character you’re playing should always be oblivious to the fact  (Jon Lovitz Quotes) You want everyone to be great and funny. I’m not saying I’m great, but I’m funny  (Jon Lovitz Quotes)