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Jon Quotes

Jon lied... loudly, as if that could make it true Picture Quote #1

Jon lied ... loudly, as if that could make it true Picture Quote #1

Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me Picture Quote #1

I’m a writer and director. And the movie I’ve seen a million times is ‘Coming Home,’ directed by Hal Ashby and starring Jon Voight, Jane Fonda and Bruce Dern Picture Quote #1

Jon Hamm was the first I thought of for the other role in [Keeping Up with the Joneses], I recently worked with him on Clear History, an HBO improv movie that we had done together Picture Quote #1

I get most of my news from the Jon Stewart Daily Show.It’s the most level commentary you can find.You have to laugh, because it’s all so true.It’s the closest thing to a counterculture Picture Quote #1

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I care about politics, but I have a tough time making comedy out of it. I was so happy to have a chance to be on The Daily Show, and I think Jon Stewart’s so funny... but mostly in my own comedy, I care about less relevant things Picture Quote #1

The one show that I will continue to be a guest on is ‘The Daily Show’ with Jon Stewart, if he’ll have me. It’s not competitive with CNN and it’s too much fun Picture Quote #1

I wonder how Jon Stewart is doing right now. I just ... I hope he’s happy Picture Quote #1

For context, the budget of Don Jon is about half the budget of (500) Days of Summer. And (500) Days of Summer is about a third of the budget of the lowest-budget movies produced at a major studio Picture Quote #1

That’s sort of what I wanted to make fun of a little bit with Don Jon. And I think oftentimes, if you’re going to talk about a sort of substantial topic like this, the best way to do it is with a sense of humor Picture Quote #1

I don’t know what message to send to Bran. Help him Tyrion.What help could I give him? I am no maester, to ease his pain. I have no spell to give him back his legs.You gave me help when I needed it Jon Snow said.I gave you nothing, Tyrion saidWords.Then give your words to Bran too Picture Quote #1

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Jon Hamm is incredibly good at playing people who have secrets and are hiding aspects of their personality, and obviously Don Draper had a lot of that Picture Quote #1

I don’t want people following Jon Kabat-Zinn. I want them following themselves Picture Quote #1

I’d say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he’s just, he’s talking about serious things, but in a funny way. Other comedians will talk about serious things in a serious way, and then you don’t know what’s going on Picture Quote #1

Jon Davis of Korn and Frank Mullen of Suffocation are one of my favorite bands and from that moment, we started a conversation and lead to the song Picture Quote #1

I don’t know what has caused this reawakening in academia. Obama? The GOP’s assaults on science and on patients? Jon Stewart? I’m not at all sure. I just know I don’t feel nearly as alone in academia as I used to. I’m feeling increasingly surrounded by fellow Ph.D.’s and by M.D.’s who seem to be taking a lot of things personally Picture Quote #1

It’s lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It’s lamentable that they get more from them than from the news Picture Quote #1

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Ray Donovan’ was all fiction and pure fun, to be working with such greats as Liev Schreiber and Jon Voight. My character was recurring, but my storyline was intricate to the whole thing. With the character that I played, I got to go through all aspects of my instrument. I got to bring it to tears and to laughter Picture Quote #1

Steve Rannazzisi, Nick Kroll, Paul Scheer, Jon Lajoie - and they’re such funny guys that they bring their own sort of twist to it all Picture Quote #1

Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That’s it. That’s the only requirement Picture Quote #1

Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert. Those are the guys I look at who are telling me pretty much the truth. And they throw humor into it which makes it much more interesting to listen to Picture Quote #1

It’s a good thing my parents named me Jon because that’s what everyone calls me Picture Quote #1

Some men want whores on the eve of battle, and some want gods. Jon wondered who felt better afterward Picture Quote #1

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Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That’s it. That’s the only requirement Picture Quote #1

I get most of my news from the Jon Stewart Daily Show. It’s the most level commentary you can find. You have to laugh, because it’s all so true. It’s the closest thing to a counterculture Picture Quote #1

I know that I’m a decent actor, but it’s another thing to be in a scene with Jon Hamm and hold your own Picture Quote #1

Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It’s a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons Picture Quote #1

I didn’t write any music at all, and then, I remember Jon Anderson being very insistent saying that there were two kinds of musicians: the ones who wrote music and the ones who didn’t Picture Quote #1

I do remember the whole thing as being very argumentative, hot blooded... A permanent state of friction between Jon and Chris, chris and me, me and Jon Picture Quote #1

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Jon lied... loudly, as if that could make it true (Jon Quotes) Jon lied ... loudly, as if that could make it true. (Jon Quotes) Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me (Jon Quotes) I’m a writer and director. And the movie I’ve seen a million times is ‘Coming Home,’ directed by Hal Ashby and starring Jon Voight, Jane Fonda and Bruce Dern. (Jon Quotes) Jon Hamm was the first I thought of for the other role in [Keeping Up with the Joneses], I recently worked with him on Clear History, an HBO improv movie that we had done together. (Jon Quotes) I get most of my news from the Jon Stewart Daily Show.It’s the most level commentary you can find.You have to laugh, because it’s all so true.It’s the closest thing to a counterculture. (Jon Quotes) I care about politics, but I have a tough time making comedy out of it. I was so happy to have a chance to be on The Daily Show, and I think Jon Stewart’s so funny... but mostly in my own comedy, I care about less relevant things. (Jon Quotes) The one show that I will continue to be a guest on is ‘The Daily Show’ with Jon Stewart, if he’ll have me. It’s not competitive with CNN and it’s too much fun. (Jon Quotes) I wonder how Jon Stewart is doing right now. I just ... I hope he’s happy. (Jon Quotes) For context, the budget of Don Jon is about half the budget of (500) Days of Summer. And (500) Days of Summer is about a third of the budget of the lowest-budget movies produced at a major studio. (Jon Quotes) That’s sort of what I wanted to make fun of a little bit with Don Jon. And I think oftentimes, if you’re going to talk about a sort of substantial topic like this, the best way to do it is with a sense of humor. (Jon Quotes) I don’t know what message to send to Bran. Help him Tyrion.What help could I give him? I am no maester, to ease his pain. I have no spell to give him back his legs.You gave me help when I needed it Jon Snow said.I gave you nothing, Tyrion saidWords.Then give your words to Bran too. (Jon Quotes) Jon Hamm is incredibly good at playing people who have secrets and are hiding aspects of their personality, and obviously Don Draper had a lot of that. (Jon Quotes) I don’t want people following Jon Kabat-Zinn. I want them following themselves. (Jon Quotes) I’d say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he’s just, he’s talking about serious things, but in a funny way. Other comedians will talk about serious things in a serious way, and then you don’t know what’s going on. (Jon Quotes) Jon Davis of Korn and Frank Mullen of Suffocation are one of my favorite bands and from that moment, we started a conversation and lead to the song. (Jon Quotes) I don’t know what has caused this reawakening in academia. Obama? The GOP’s assaults on science and on patients? Jon Stewart? I’m not at all sure. I just know I don’t feel nearly as alone in academia as I used to. I’m feeling increasingly surrounded by fellow Ph.D.’s and by M.D.’s who seem to be taking a lot of things personally. (Jon Quotes) It’s lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It’s lamentable that they get more from them than from the news. (Jon Quotes) Ray Donovan’ was all fiction and pure fun, to be working with such greats as Liev Schreiber and Jon Voight. My character was recurring, but my storyline was intricate to the whole thing. With the character that I played, I got to go through all aspects of my instrument. I got to bring it to tears and to laughter. (Jon Quotes) Steve Rannazzisi, Nick Kroll, Paul Scheer, Jon Lajoie - and they’re such funny guys that they bring their own sort of twist to it all. (Jon Quotes) Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That’s it. That’s the only requirement. (Jon Quotes) Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert. Those are the guys I look at who are telling me pretty much the truth. And they throw humor into it which makes it much more interesting to listen to. (Jon Quotes) It’s a good thing my parents named me Jon because that’s what everyone calls me (Jon Quotes) Some men want whores on the eve of battle, and some want gods. Jon wondered who felt better afterward (Jon Quotes) Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That’s it. That’s the only requirement (Jon Quotes) I get most of my news from the Jon Stewart Daily Show. It’s the most level commentary you can find. You have to laugh, because it’s all so true. It’s the closest thing to a counterculture (Jon Quotes) I know that I’m a decent actor, but it’s another thing to be in a scene with Jon Hamm and hold your own (Jon Quotes) Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It’s a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons (Jon Quotes) I didn’t write any music at all, and then, I remember Jon Anderson being very insistent saying that there were two kinds of musicians: the ones who wrote music and the ones who didn’t (Jon Quotes) I do remember the whole thing as being very argumentative, hot blooded... A permanent state of friction between Jon and Chris, chris and me, me and Jon (Jon Quotes)

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