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Jon Stewart Quotes

I feel your scorn, and I accept it Picture Quote #1

Do you know how many movies I wrote when I was high? Picture Quote #1

I think the main thing that has to end is men’s defensiveness Picture Quote #1

People talk about sexual assault like it’s a bad habit that men have Picture Quote #1

When you are actually powerful, you don’t need to be petty Picture Quote #1

I want a sandwich named after me Picture Quote #1

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The government that governs best, governs best! Picture Quote #1

Evil is relatively rare. Ignorance is epidemic Picture Quote #1

I want you to admit that there is such a thing as white privilege Picture Quote #1

You know who talks about race? Racists! Picture Quote #1

I don’t think marijuana should be illegal Picture Quote #1

I signed up for what? I thought I was just ordering cable Picture Quote #1

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May 3, 325: Rome built Picture Quote #1

Good evening everybody, ladies, gentlemen... Felicity Picture Quote #1

So to all those naked prisoners out there: Unpile! Picture Quote #1

Finally, a guy who says what people who aren’t thinking are thinking Picture Quote #1

I think that’s our biggest problem right there Picture Quote #1

Honest or not, in what world is a 35: 1 leveraged position sane? Picture Quote #1

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Get a sense of humor. If you don’t, it’ll be incredibly frustrating Picture Quote #1

Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he’s always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he’s important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O’Reilly, except shorter and Jewish Picture Quote #1

If someone is expressing everything I am feeling at the moment, it’s probably Jon Stewart. I hear him and think, Yeah! Picture Quote #1

Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is Picture Quote #1

There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on ‘Friends’ is Picture Quote #1

Do you guys have to sell everything? I’d like to buy the Earth’s core Picture Quote #1

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I love Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart because they’re bringing irony back into American humor, which is a delicious treat. The entire Colbert persona of being extreme right-wing when he’s not at all is highly amusing. He does it so well, but sometimes a little too well. My wife is convinced he’s completely that way Picture Quote #1

I don’t care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you Picture Quote #1

A joke is a joke. There’s an expression - I don’t know if you have it - that’s ‘adding insult to injury.’ Picture Quote #1

Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I figured this out. I know what’s wrong with what we’ve done in Iraq. We’ve been following time as it goes forward. What a classic mistake. Linear time is so pre-9-11 Picture Quote #1

Why did the Articles [of Confederation] fail so completely? Most historians believe the founding fathers spent a great deal of their first constitutional convention drafting the delaration of independence and only realized on July 3rd the Articles were also due Picture Quote #1

Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or hate him, you’ve gotta admit: a lot of people hate him Picture Quote #1

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I feel your scorn, and I accept it (Jon Stewart Quotes) Do you know how many movies I wrote when I was high? (Jon Stewart Quotes) I think the main thing that has to end is men’s defensiveness (Jon Stewart Quotes) People talk about sexual assault like it’s a bad habit that men have (Jon Stewart Quotes) When you are actually powerful, you don’t need to be petty (Jon Stewart Quotes) I want a sandwich named after me (Jon Stewart Quotes) The government that governs best, governs best! (Jon Stewart Quotes) Evil is relatively rare. Ignorance is epidemic (Jon Stewart Quotes) I want you to admit that there is such a thing as white privilege (Jon Stewart Quotes) You know who talks about race? Racists! (Jon Stewart Quotes) I don’t think marijuana should be illegal (Jon Stewart Quotes) I signed up for what? I thought I was just ordering cable (Jon Stewart Quotes) May 3, 325: Rome built (Jon Stewart Quotes) Good evening everybody, ladies, gentlemen... Felicity (Jon Stewart Quotes) So to all those naked prisoners out there: Unpile! (Jon Stewart Quotes) Finally, a guy who says what people who aren’t thinking are thinking (Jon Stewart Quotes) I think that’s our biggest problem right there (Jon Stewart Quotes) Honest or not, in what world is a 35: 1 leveraged position sane? (Jon Stewart Quotes) Get a sense of humor. If you don’t, it’ll be incredibly frustrating (Jon Stewart Quotes) Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he’s always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he’s important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O’Reilly, except shorter and Jewish (Jon Stewart Quotes) If someone is expressing everything I am feeling at the moment, it’s probably Jon Stewart. I hear him and think, Yeah! (Jon Stewart Quotes) Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is (Jon Stewart Quotes) There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on ‘Friends’ is (Jon Stewart Quotes) Do you guys have to sell everything? I’d like to buy the Earth’s core (Jon Stewart Quotes) I love Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart because they’re bringing irony back into American humor, which is a delicious treat. The entire Colbert persona of being extreme right-wing when he’s not at all is highly amusing. He does it so well, but sometimes a little too well. My wife is convinced he’s completely that way (Jon Stewart Quotes) I don’t care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you (Jon Stewart Quotes) A joke is a joke. There’s an expression - I don’t know if you have it - that’s ‘adding insult to injury.’ (Jon Stewart Quotes) Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I figured this out. I know what’s wrong with what we’ve done in Iraq. We’ve been following time as it goes forward. What a classic mistake. Linear time is so pre-9-11 (Jon Stewart Quotes) Why did the Articles [of Confederation] fail so completely? Most historians believe the founding fathers spent a great deal of their first constitutional convention drafting the delaration of independence and only realized on July 3rd the Articles were also due (Jon Stewart Quotes) Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or hate him, you’ve gotta admit: a lot of people hate him (Jon Stewart Quotes)

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