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Jon Stewart Quotes

I'm not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance Picture Quote #1

If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values - they're hobbies Picture Quote #1

Global warming is a hoax, because it is cold. Today. Where I live Picture Quote #1

Sometimes it’s hard to face your own...life Picture Quote #1

I feel like [God]’s hazing us Picture Quote #1

Everyone just needs to get over themselves Picture Quote #1

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I kid because I’m on basic cable Picture Quote #1

Congress is the Justin Bieber of our government Picture Quote #1

College is something you complete. Life is something you experience Picture Quote #1

This show is our own personal beliefs Picture Quote #1

Poor people have sh*tty lobbyists Picture Quote #1

Evil is relatively rare. Ignorance is epidemic Picture Quote #1

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Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it’s cool, because it’s not. You know what is cool? Smoking. Smoke while you vote Picture Quote #1

Here it is... your moment of zen Picture Quote #1

It’s always funny until the hooker mentions her son Picture Quote #1

So to all those naked prisoners out there: Unpile! Picture Quote #1

May 3, 325: Rome built Picture Quote #1

You know who talks about race? Racists! Picture Quote #1

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The government that governs best, governs best! Picture Quote #1

It’s like hunting cows Picture Quote #1

I want a sandwich named after me Picture Quote #1

When you are actually powerful, you don’t need to be petty Picture Quote #1

People talk about sexual assault like it’s a bad habit that men have Picture Quote #1

If everything is amplified, we hear nothing Picture Quote #1

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I feel your scorn, and I accept it Picture Quote #1

When did fact checking and journalism go their separate ways? Picture Quote #1

You can truly grieve for every officer who’s been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach, those two ideas are not mutually exclusive. You can have great regard for law enforcement and still want them to be held to high standards Picture Quote #1

Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they may Picture Quote #1

The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom Picture Quote #1

You wake up and you're still a little drunk and you can't believe that hot girl from last night actually has a beard and a penis Picture Quote #1

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I'm not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance (Jon Stewart Quotes) If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values - they're hobbies (Jon Stewart Quotes) Global warming is a hoax, because it is cold. Today. Where I live (Jon Stewart Quotes) Sometimes it’s hard to face your own...life. (Jon Stewart Quotes) I feel like [God]’s hazing us (Jon Stewart Quotes) Everyone just needs to get over themselves (Jon Stewart Quotes) I kid because I’m on basic cable (Jon Stewart Quotes) Congress is the Justin Bieber of our government (Jon Stewart Quotes) College is something you complete. Life is something you experience (Jon Stewart Quotes) This show is our own personal beliefs (Jon Stewart Quotes) Poor people have sh*tty lobbyists (Jon Stewart Quotes) Evil is relatively rare. Ignorance is epidemic (Jon Stewart Quotes) Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it’s cool, because it’s not. You know what is cool? Smoking. Smoke while you vote. (Jon Stewart Quotes) Here it is... your moment of zen (Jon Stewart Quotes) It’s always funny until the hooker mentions her son (Jon Stewart Quotes) So to all those naked prisoners out there: Unpile! (Jon Stewart Quotes) May 3, 325: Rome built (Jon Stewart Quotes) You know who talks about race? Racists! (Jon Stewart Quotes) The government that governs best, governs best! (Jon Stewart Quotes) It’s like hunting cows (Jon Stewart Quotes) I want a sandwich named after me (Jon Stewart Quotes) When you are actually powerful, you don’t need to be petty (Jon Stewart Quotes) People talk about sexual assault like it’s a bad habit that men have (Jon Stewart Quotes) If everything is amplified, we hear nothing (Jon Stewart Quotes) I feel your scorn, and I accept it (Jon Stewart Quotes) When did fact checking and journalism go their separate ways? (Jon Stewart Quotes) You can truly grieve for every officer who’s been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach, those two ideas are not mutually exclusive. You can have great regard for law enforcement and still want them to be held to high standards (Jon Stewart Quotes) Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they may (Jon Stewart Quotes) The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom (Jon Stewart Quotes) You wake up and you're still a little drunk and you can't believe that hot girl from last night actually has a beard and a penis (Jon Stewart Quotes)

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