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Jon Stewart Quotes

I'm not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance Picture Quote #1

If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values - they're hobbies Picture Quote #1

Global warming is a hoax, because it is cold. Today. Where I live Picture Quote #1

The Rapture: The ultimate Republican back-up plan Picture Quote #1

Sometimes it’s hard to face your own...life Picture Quote #1

Poor people have sh*tty lobbyists Picture Quote #1

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This show is our own personal beliefs Picture Quote #1

Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality Picture Quote #1

College is something you complete. Life is something you experience Picture Quote #1

There’s a market for cocaine and hookers Picture Quote #1

Congress is the Justin Bieber of our government Picture Quote #1

Watching Fox, that’s like watching the Cartoon Network. Fox is nuts Picture Quote #1

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It’s not really a good sign when your audience applauds Satan Picture Quote #1

I kid because I’m on basic cable Picture Quote #1

Senior year is supposed to be about being mentally done Picture Quote #1

I can’t believe I’m comforting a billionaire Picture Quote #1

I know change can be painful. But from change comes growth Picture Quote #1

At the end of your life, do you give a concession speech? Picture Quote #1

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Everyone just needs to get over themselves Picture Quote #1

I feel like [God]’s hazing us Picture Quote #1

Honest or not, in what world is a 35: 1 leveraged position sane? Picture Quote #1

I want you to admit that there is such a thing as white privilege Picture Quote #1

You know who talks about race? Racists! Picture Quote #1

I don’t think marijuana should be illegal Picture Quote #1

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I signed up for what? I thought I was just ordering cable Picture Quote #1

May 3, 325: Rome built Picture Quote #1

Good evening everybody, ladies, gentlemen... Felicity Picture Quote #1

So to all those naked prisoners out there: Unpile! Picture Quote #1

Finally, a guy who says what people who aren’t thinking are thinking Picture Quote #1

I think that’s our biggest problem right there Picture Quote #1

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I'm not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance (Jon Stewart Quotes) If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values - they're hobbies (Jon Stewart Quotes) Global warming is a hoax, because it is cold. Today. Where I live (Jon Stewart Quotes) The Rapture: The ultimate Republican back-up plan (Jon Stewart Quotes) Sometimes it’s hard to face your own...life. (Jon Stewart Quotes) Poor people have sh*tty lobbyists (Jon Stewart Quotes) This show is our own personal beliefs (Jon Stewart Quotes) Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality (Jon Stewart Quotes) College is something you complete. Life is something you experience (Jon Stewart Quotes) There’s a market for cocaine and hookers (Jon Stewart Quotes) Congress is the Justin Bieber of our government (Jon Stewart Quotes) Watching Fox, that’s like watching the Cartoon Network. Fox is nuts (Jon Stewart Quotes) It’s not really a good sign when your audience applauds Satan (Jon Stewart Quotes) I kid because I’m on basic cable (Jon Stewart Quotes) Senior year is supposed to be about being mentally done (Jon Stewart Quotes) I can’t believe I’m comforting a billionaire (Jon Stewart Quotes) I know change can be painful. But from change comes growth. (Jon Stewart Quotes) At the end of your life, do you give a concession speech? (Jon Stewart Quotes) Everyone just needs to get over themselves (Jon Stewart Quotes) I feel like [God]’s hazing us (Jon Stewart Quotes) Honest or not, in what world is a 35: 1 leveraged position sane? (Jon Stewart Quotes) I want you to admit that there is such a thing as white privilege (Jon Stewart Quotes) You know who talks about race? Racists! (Jon Stewart Quotes) I don’t think marijuana should be illegal (Jon Stewart Quotes) I signed up for what? I thought I was just ordering cable (Jon Stewart Quotes) May 3, 325: Rome built (Jon Stewart Quotes) Good evening everybody, ladies, gentlemen... Felicity (Jon Stewart Quotes) So to all those naked prisoners out there: Unpile! (Jon Stewart Quotes) Finally, a guy who says what people who aren’t thinking are thinking (Jon Stewart Quotes) I think that’s our biggest problem right there (Jon Stewart Quotes)

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