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Joseph Heller Quotes

Whether God is dead or not hardly matters, for we would use him no differently anyway Picture Quote #1

I hate God and I hate life. And the closer I come to death, the more I hate life Picture Quote #1

I think I may have been the first grown man in the world to fall truly, passionately, sexually, romantically and sentimentally in love. I practically invented it Picture Quote #1

I am arrogant enough to wish I were modest as he and modest enough to know that this is arrogance Picture Quote #1

The problem with the loneliness I suffer is that the company of others has never been a cure for it Picture Quote #1

How dispiriting I find it, even after all my personal triumphs, that we must grow up and grow sad, that we must age, weaken, and in time go home to our long home in the ground, and that even golden lads and girls all must, as chimney sweepers, come to dust Picture Quote #1

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No one who ever wants praise will be satisfied with praise, the person who wants love cannot be satisfied with love. No want is ever fulfilled. And therefore I still don't know whether it is better to fear God and keep His commandments or to curse God and die Picture Quote #1

He who steals my purse steals trash, but he that filches from me my good name robs me of that which not enriches him, and makes me poor indeed Picture Quote #1

Now THERE'S a hollow state to be in, isn't it - to believe in God and get no sign that He's there Picture Quote #1

The last thing any sensible human being should want is immortality. As it is, life lasts too long for most of us Picture Quote #1

I'm not even sure we really had that much need for God as much as we did seem to have a need to believe in Him Picture Quote #1

All is vanity, you know, ALL in the long run is but vanity and vexation of spirit Picture Quote #1

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I imagine that God Himself frequently wants to feel like a king. Why else would He create the world? Picture Quote #1

If the chance ever comes to you to fall in love, grab it, every time. You might always live to regret it, but you won't find anything to beat it, and you won't know if it will come to you once more Picture Quote #1

There is wisdom in madness and strong probability of truth in all accusations, for people are complete and everybody is capable of everything Picture Quote #1

How much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of creation? Picture Quote #1

If a man is going to leave one wife to marry another, it's better if he divorces the first before he marries the second Picture Quote #1

In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental Picture Quote #1

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I never even realized I was Jewish until I was practically grown up. Or rather, I used to feel that everybody in the world was Jewish, which amounts to the same thing Picture Quote #1

Like Olympic medals and tennis trophies, all they signified was that the owner had done something of no benefit to anyone more capably than everyone else Picture Quote #1

But how can one be warm alone? Picture Quote #1

Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow Picture Quote #1

Rise above principal and do what's right Picture Quote #1

Anything worth dying for... is certainly worth living for Picture Quote #1

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Well, he died. You don't get any older than that Picture Quote #1

She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled Picture Quote #1

There is no disappointment so numbing... as someone no better than you achieving more Picture Quote #1

Be glad you're even alive. Be furious you're going to die Picture Quote #1

I wouldn't want to live without strong misgivings Picture Quote #1

For war there is always enough. It's peace that's expensive Picture Quote #1

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Whether God is dead or not hardly matters, for we would use him no differently anyway (Joseph Heller Quotes) I hate God and I hate life. And the closer I come to death, the more I hate life (Joseph Heller Quotes) I think I may have been the first grown man in the world to fall truly, passionately, sexually, romantically and sentimentally in love. I practically invented it (Joseph Heller Quotes) I am arrogant enough to wish I were modest as he and modest enough to know that this is arrogance (Joseph Heller Quotes) The problem with the loneliness I suffer is that the company of others has never been a cure for it (Joseph Heller Quotes) How dispiriting I find it, even after all my personal triumphs, that we must grow up and grow sad, that we must age, weaken, and in time go home to our long home in the ground, and that even golden lads and girls all must, as chimney sweepers, come to dust (Joseph Heller Quotes) No one who ever wants praise will be satisfied with praise, the person who wants love cannot be satisfied with love. No want is ever fulfilled. And therefore I still don't know whether it is better to fear God and keep His commandments or to curse God and die (Joseph Heller Quotes) He who steals my purse steals trash, but he that filches from me my good name robs me of that which not enriches him, and makes me poor indeed (Joseph Heller Quotes) Now THERE'S a hollow state to be in, isn't it - to believe in God and get no sign that He's there (Joseph Heller Quotes) The last thing any sensible human being should want is immortality. As it is, life lasts too long for most of us (Joseph Heller Quotes) I'm not even sure we really had that much need for God as much as we did seem to have a need to believe in Him (Joseph Heller Quotes) All is vanity, you know, ALL in the long run is but vanity and vexation of spirit (Joseph Heller Quotes) I imagine that God Himself frequently wants to feel like a king. Why else would He create the world? (Joseph Heller Quotes) If the chance ever comes to you to fall in love, grab it, every time. You might always live to regret it, but you won't find anything to beat it, and you won't know if it will come to you once more (Joseph Heller Quotes) There is wisdom in madness and strong probability of truth in all accusations, for people are complete and everybody is capable of everything (Joseph Heller Quotes) How much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of creation? (Joseph Heller Quotes) If a man is going to leave one wife to marry another, it's better if he divorces the first before he marries the second (Joseph Heller Quotes) In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental (Joseph Heller Quotes) I never even realized I was Jewish until I was practically grown up. Or rather, I used to feel that everybody in the world was Jewish, which amounts to the same thing (Joseph Heller Quotes) Like Olympic medals and tennis trophies, all they signified was that the owner had done something of no benefit to anyone more capably than everyone else (Joseph Heller Quotes) But how can one be warm alone? (Joseph Heller Quotes) Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow (Joseph Heller Quotes) Rise above principal and do what's right (Joseph Heller Quotes) Anything worth dying for... is certainly worth living for (Joseph Heller Quotes) Well, he died. You don't get any older than that (Joseph Heller Quotes) She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled (Joseph Heller Quotes) There is no disappointment so numbing... as someone no better than you achieving more (Joseph Heller Quotes) Be glad you're even alive. Be furious you're going to die (Joseph Heller Quotes) I wouldn't want to live without strong misgivings (Joseph Heller Quotes) For war there is always enough. It's peace that's expensive (Joseph Heller Quotes)

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