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Joseph Heller Quotes

When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective Picture Quote #1

He was sick with lust and mesmerized with regret Picture Quote #1

He was never without misery, and never without hope Picture Quote #1

Now you've given them hope, and they're unhappy. So the blame is all yours Picture Quote #1

Nately had a bad start. He came from a good family Picture Quote #1

He was one of those people with lots of intelligence but no brains Picture Quote #1

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All through the night, men looked at the sky and were saddened by the stars Picture Quote #1

I'm gonna live forever, or die trying Picture Quote #1

Let someone else get killed! Picture Quote #1

Well then I'd certainly be a damned fool to feel any other way, wouldn't I? Picture Quote #1

They can do anything we can't stop them from doing Picture Quote #1

The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society? Picture Quote #1

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Fortunately, just when things were blackest, the war broke out Picture Quote #1

Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours Picture Quote #1

I write longhand and I type and I rewrite on the typed pages Picture Quote #1

I think that maybe inside any business, there is someone slowly going crazy Picture Quote #1

Everything passes. (That's what makes it endurable) Picture Quote #1

A man's head is his castle Picture Quote #1

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I can’t start writing until I have a closing line Picture Quote #1

The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them Picture Quote #1

It doesn't make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who's dead Picture Quote #1

Oh, I´m not complaining. I know there´s a war on. I know a lot of people are going to have to suffer for us to win it. But why must I be one of them? Picture Quote #1

I am miracle ingredient Z-247. I'm immense. I'm a real, slam-bang, honest-to-goodness, three-fisted humdinger. I'm a bona fide supraman Picture Quote #1

The captain was a good chess player, and the games were always interesting. Yossarian had stopped playing chess with him because the games were so interesting they were foolish Picture Quote #1

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The night was full of horrors, and he thought he knew how Christ must have felt as he walked through the world, like a psychiatrist through a ward full of nuts Picture Quote #1

When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don't see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy Picture Quote #1

Let's take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives Picture Quote #1

Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble Picture Quote #1

It made him proud that 29 months in the service had not blunted his genius for ineptitude Picture Quote #1

Clevinger had a mind, and Lieutenant Scheisskoph had noticed that people with minds tended to get pretty smart at times Picture Quote #1

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When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective (Joseph Heller Quotes) He was sick with lust and mesmerized with regret (Joseph Heller Quotes) He was never without misery, and never without hope (Joseph Heller Quotes) Now you've given them hope, and they're unhappy. So the blame is all yours (Joseph Heller Quotes) Nately had a bad start. He came from a good family (Joseph Heller Quotes) He was one of those people with lots of intelligence but no brains (Joseph Heller Quotes) All through the night, men looked at the sky and were saddened by the stars (Joseph Heller Quotes) I'm gonna live forever, or die trying (Joseph Heller Quotes) Let someone else get killed! (Joseph Heller Quotes) Well then I'd certainly be a damned fool to feel any other way, wouldn't I? (Joseph Heller Quotes) They can do anything we can't stop them from doing (Joseph Heller Quotes) The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society? (Joseph Heller Quotes) Fortunately, just when things were blackest, the war broke out (Joseph Heller Quotes) Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours (Joseph Heller Quotes) I write longhand and I type and I rewrite on the typed pages (Joseph Heller Quotes) I think that maybe inside any business, there is someone slowly going crazy (Joseph Heller Quotes) Everything passes. (That's what makes it endurable) (Joseph Heller Quotes) A man's head is his castle (Joseph Heller Quotes) I can’t start writing until I have a closing line (Joseph Heller Quotes) The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them (Joseph Heller Quotes) It doesn't make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who's dead (Joseph Heller Quotes) Oh, I´m not complaining. I know there´s a war on. I know a lot of people are going to have to suffer for us to win it. But why must I be one of them? (Joseph Heller Quotes) I am miracle ingredient Z-247. I'm immense. I'm a real, slam-bang, honest-to-goodness, three-fisted humdinger. I'm a bona fide supraman (Joseph Heller Quotes) The captain was a good chess player, and the games were always interesting. Yossarian had stopped playing chess with him because the games were so interesting they were foolish (Joseph Heller Quotes) The night was full of horrors, and he thought he knew how Christ must have felt as he walked through the world, like a psychiatrist through a ward full of nuts (Joseph Heller Quotes) When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don't see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy (Joseph Heller Quotes) Let's take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives (Joseph Heller Quotes) Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble (Joseph Heller Quotes) It made him proud that 29 months in the service had not blunted his genius for ineptitude (Joseph Heller Quotes) Clevinger had a mind, and Lieutenant Scheisskoph had noticed that people with minds tended to get pretty smart at times (Joseph Heller Quotes)

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