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Josh Billings Quotes
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Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot (Josh Billings Quotes)
I honestly believe it is better to know nothing than to know what ain’t so (Josh Billings Quotes)
Love is like the measles; we can’t have it bad but once, and the later in life we have it the tougher it goes with us (Josh Billings Quotes)
Dangers are sum like a cold bath, very dangerous while you stand stripped on the bank, but often not only harmless, but invigorating, if you pitch into them (Josh Billings Quotes)
Rather than not hav faith in enny thing, I am willing tew be beat 9 times out ov 10 (Josh Billings Quotes)
7 per cent haz no rest, nor no religion, it works nights, and Sundays, and even wet days (Josh Billings Quotes)
The wealth ov a person should be estimated, not bi the amount he haz, but bi the use he makes ov it (Josh Billings Quotes)
I am poor, and I am glad that I am, for I find that wealth makes more people mean than it duz generous (Josh Billings Quotes)
Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it gets there (Josh Billings Quotes)
Plenty of folks are so contrary that if they should fall into the river, they would insist upon floating upstream (Josh Billings Quotes)
There’s lots of people who spend so much time watching their health, they haven’t got time to enjoy it (Josh Billings Quotes)
The trouble with most folks ain’t so much their ignorance as knowing so many things that ain’t so (Josh Billings Quotes)
It ain’t so much trouble to get rich as it is to tell when we have got rich (Josh Billings Quotes)
My son, observe the postage stamp! Its usefulness depends upon its ability to stick to one thing until it gets there (Josh Billings Quotes)
The easiest thing for our friends to discover in us, and the hardest thing for us to discover in ourselves, is that we are growing old (Josh Billings Quotes)
The most sublime courage I have ever witnessed has been among that class too poor to know they possessed it, and too humble for the world to discover it (Josh Billings Quotes)
Zoroaster said, when in doubt abstain; but this does not always apply. At cards, when in doubt take the trick (Josh Billings Quotes)
The highest philosophers, in explaining the mystery of this world, are obliged to call in the aid of another (Josh Billings Quotes)
Every man should know something of law; if he knows enough to keep out of it, he is a pretty good lawyer (Josh Billings Quotes)
If men were stubborn just in proportion as they were right, stubbornness would take her seat among the virtues; but men are generally stubborn just in proportion as they are ignorant and wrong (Josh Billings Quotes)
Seneca devoted much of his time to writing essays in praise of poverty, and in lending money at usurious rates (Josh Billings Quotes)
If mankind were only just what they pretend to be, the problem of the millennium would be immediately solved (Josh Billings Quotes)
It is a great deal easier for a man to find a pedigree to fit his virtues than virtues to fit his pedigree (Josh Billings Quotes)
As the flint contains the spark, unknown to itself, which the steel alone can awaken to life, so adversity often reveals to us hidden gems, which prosperity or negligence would forever have hidden (Josh Billings Quotes)
Men are seldom underrated; the mercury in a man finds its true level in the eyes of the world just as certainly as it does in the glass of a thermometer (Josh Billings Quotes)
Laziness is a good deal like money, the more a man has of it, the more he seems to want (Josh Billings Quotes)
The very thing that men think they have got the most of, they have got the least of; and that is judgment (Josh Billings Quotes)
Habits are like the wrinkles on a man’s brow; if you will smooth out the one, I will smooth out the other (Josh Billings Quotes)
Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one the second time (Josh Billings Quotes)
Titles are valuable; they make us acquainted with many persons who otherwise would be lost among the rubbish (Josh Billings Quotes)