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Josh Billings Quotes
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Life is like a mountain: after climbing up one side and sliding down the other, put up the sled (Josh Billings Quotes)
Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at. (Josh Billings Quotes)
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself (Josh Billings Quotes)
A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided - it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it is never a dollar again. (Josh Billings Quotes)
The hardest thing any man can do is to fall down on the ice when it’s slippery, and get up and praise the Lord. (Josh Billings Quotes)
Waves are inspiring not because they rise and fail, but because each time they fall. They never fail to rise again. (Josh Billings Quotes)
True wisdom is plenty of experience, observation, and reflection. False wisdom is plenty of ignorance, arrogance, and impudence. (Josh Billings Quotes)
Don’t ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it. (Josh Billings Quotes)
Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor (Josh Billings Quotes)
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place (Josh Billings Quotes)
There’s one good thing about tight shoes; they make you forget your other troubles (Josh Billings Quotes)
There is only one good substitute for the endearments of a sister, and that is the endearments of some other fellow’s sister. (Josh Billings Quotes)
There’s a great power in words, if you don’t hitch too many of them together (Josh Billings Quotes)
It’s not what we don’t know that prevents us from succeeding; it’s what we know that just ain’t so that is our greatest obstacle. (Josh Billings Quotes)
The happiest time in a man’s life is when he is in the red hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it. (Josh Billings Quotes)
Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected. (Josh Billings Quotes)
There are people so addicted to exaggeration they can't tell the truth without lying (Josh Billings Quotes)
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first (Josh Billings Quotes)
Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense (Josh Billings Quotes)
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute (Josh Billings Quotes)
Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has (Josh Billings Quotes)
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed (Josh Billings Quotes)
Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves (Josh Billings Quotes)
Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe (Josh Billings Quotes)
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well (Josh Billings Quotes)
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope (Josh Billings Quotes)
Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got (Josh Billings Quotes)
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors (Josh Billings Quotes)
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory (Josh Billings Quotes)
There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing (Josh Billings Quotes)