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Josh Billings Quotes
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I’ve never known an auctioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary (Josh Billings Quotes)
A slander is like a hornet; if you cannot kill it dead at the first blow, better not to strike at it (Josh Billings Quotes)
Politeness iz often wasted, but it iz a good and cheap mistake tew make (Josh Billings Quotes)
Always live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so (Josh Billings Quotes)
Don’t mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs (Josh Billings Quotes)
Successful writers learn at last what they should learn at first, to be intelligently simple (Josh Billings Quotes)
When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him (Josh Billings Quotes)
There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough (Josh Billings Quotes)
Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread (Josh Billings Quotes)
A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it (Josh Billings Quotes)
The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so (Josh Billings Quotes)
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there (Josh Billings Quotes)
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment (Josh Billings Quotes)
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them (Josh Billings Quotes)
I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money (Josh Billings Quotes)
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry (Josh Billings Quotes)
If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety (Josh Billings Quotes)
If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time (Josh Billings Quotes)
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it (Josh Billings Quotes)
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs (Josh Billings Quotes)
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust (Josh Billings Quotes)
The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm (Josh Billings Quotes)
There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it (Josh Billings Quotes)
A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug (Josh Billings Quotes)
Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got (Josh Billings Quotes)
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way (Josh Billings Quotes)
There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't (Josh Billings Quotes)
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go (Josh Billings Quotes)
To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while (Josh Billings Quotes)
When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion (Josh Billings Quotes)