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Josh Billings Quotes
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Common sense is an instinct given to man and enough of it is genius. Smartness is measured by the level of common sense one has, not by how much educated or knowledgeable he is (Josh Billings Quotes)
It iz comparitively eazy tew repent ov the sins that we hav committed, but tew repent ov thoze which we intend to commit, is asking tew mutch ov enny man, now days (Josh Billings Quotes)
It ain’t no disgrace for a man to fall, but to lie there and grunt is (Josh Billings Quotes)
When a man makes up his mind to become a rascal, he should examine himself closely and see if he isn’t better constructed for a fool (Josh Billings Quotes)
It ain’t what a man don’t know that makes him a fool, but what he does know that ain’t so (Josh Billings Quotes)
Don’t take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to (Josh Billings Quotes)
The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it (Josh Billings Quotes)
Silence is one of the hardest kind of arguments to refute. There is no good substitute for wisdom; but silence is the best that has yet been discovered (Josh Billings Quotes)
About the only difference between the poor and the rich, is this, the poor suffer misery, while the rich have to enjoy it (Josh Billings Quotes)
Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight (Josh Billings Quotes)
Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done (Josh Billings Quotes)
Don’t ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it (Josh Billings Quotes)
I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am most certain of the first time (Josh Billings Quotes)
I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else (Josh Billings Quotes)
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself (Josh Billings Quotes)
It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his own estimation, and yours too (Josh Billings Quotes)
It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to commit (Josh Billings Quotes)
It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash (Josh Billings Quotes)
It’s not only the most difficult thing to know one’s self, but the most inconvenient (Josh Billings Quotes)
Life is short, but it’s long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined (Josh Billings Quotes)
Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do (Josh Billings Quotes)
Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since (Josh Billings Quotes)
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail (Josh Billings Quotes)
One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness (Josh Billings Quotes)
One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can (Josh Billings Quotes)
Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn’t be any fun living in it, or profit (Josh Billings Quotes)
The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense of it (Josh Billings Quotes)
There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them (Josh Billings Quotes)
There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can’t tell the truth without lying (Josh Billings Quotes)
Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can’t suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he must be numb (Josh Billings Quotes)