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Josh Billings Quotes
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Words are often seen hunting for an idea, but ideas are never seen hunting for words (Josh Billings Quotes)
I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine (Josh Billings Quotes)
Most everyone seems willing to be a fool himself, but he can’t bear to have anyone else one (Josh Billings Quotes)
As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for (Josh Billings Quotes)
It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge a elephant, but we can’t dodge a fly (Josh Billings Quotes)
The happiest time in a man’s life is when he is in the red hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it (Josh Billings Quotes)
When a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime (Josh Billings Quotes)
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide (Josh Billings Quotes)
It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven (Josh Billings Quotes)
Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I’d try a revolver first (Josh Billings Quotes)
I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design (Josh Billings Quotes)
A witty writer is like a porcupine; his quill makes no distinction between friend and foe (Josh Billings Quotes)
Take the selfishness out of this world and there would be more happiness than we should know what to do with (Josh Billings Quotes)
Experience is a grindstone; and it is lucky for us, if we can get brightened by it, and not ground (Josh Billings Quotes)
Our continual desire for praise ought to convince us of our mortality, if nothing else will (Josh Billings Quotes)
If you do not know how to lie, cheat, and steal, turn your attention to politics and learn (Josh Billings Quotes)
We have some writers so abstruse and deep that they drown themselves in their fathomless sentences (Josh Billings Quotes)
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large (Josh Billings Quotes)
There is no passion of the human heart that promises so much and pays so little as revenge (Josh Billings Quotes)
Rumor is like bees; the more you fight them the more you don’t get rid of them (Josh Billings Quotes)
It is easy to assume a habit; but when you try to cast it off, it will take skin and all (Josh Billings Quotes)
It is not much trouble to doctor sick folks, but to doctor healthy ones is troublesome (Josh Billings Quotes)
There are only two qualities in the world: efficiency and inefficiency; and only two sorts of people: the efficient and the inefficient (Josh Billings Quotes)
Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of (Josh Billings Quotes)
It is easier to be virtuous than it is to appear so, and it pays better (Josh Billings Quotes)
Despatch is taking time by the ears; hurry is taking it by the end of the tail (Josh Billings Quotes)
Pride seems to be equally distributed; the man who owns the carriage and the man who drives it seem to have it just alike (Josh Billings Quotes)
Virtue does not consist in the absence of the passions, but in the control of them (Josh Billings Quotes)
Take the humbug out of this world, and you haven’t much left to do business with (Josh Billings Quotes)
Fortune is like a coquette; if you don’t run after her, she will run after you (Josh Billings Quotes)