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Josh Billings Quotes
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As a general thing, an individual who is neat in his person is neat in his morals (Josh Billings Quotes)
Vanity is a strange passion; rather than be out of a job it will brag of its vices (Josh Billings Quotes)
A man cannot learn to be wise any more than he can learn to be handsome (Josh Billings Quotes)
Lying is like trying to hide in a fog: If you move about you’re in danger of bumping your head against the truth, and as soon as the fog blows off, you are gone anyhow (Josh Billings Quotes)
Half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough (Josh Billings Quotes)
Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it (Josh Billings Quotes)
It’s not so hard to get rich as it is to know when you have gotten rich (Josh Billings Quotes)
It ain’t because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up (Josh Billings Quotes)
When you do laugh, open your mouth wide enough for the noise to get out without squealing, throw your head back as though you were going to be shaved, hold on to your false hair with both hands and then laugh till your soul gets thoroughly rested (Josh Billings Quotes)
There is not a whole lot of fun in medicine but there is a whole lot of medicine in fun (Josh Billings Quotes)
You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so (Josh Billings Quotes)
It’s not what we don’t know that prevents us from succeeding; it’s what we know that just ain’t so that is our greatest obstacle (Josh Billings Quotes)
If you believe you can do something, then you can acquire the ability to do it even if you didn’t have it in the beginning (Josh Billings Quotes)
Beauty is a very handy thing to have, especially for a woman who ain’t handsome (Josh Billings Quotes)
My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other (Josh Billings Quotes)
Contentment is a kind of moral laziness; if there wasn’t anything but contentment in his world, man wouldn’t be any more of a success than an angleworm is (Josh Billings Quotes)
I never knew a man troubled with melancholy, who had plenty to do, and did it (Josh Billings Quotes)
I never question a success, any more than I do the right of a bulldog to lie in his own gateway (Josh Billings Quotes)
The best condition in life is to be not so rich as to be envied nor so poor as to be damned (Josh Billings Quotes)
Silence is said to be golden, but the best fools the world has ever produced had nothing to say on the subject (Josh Billings Quotes)
I would much rather always look forward to the time when I am going to ride in a carriage, than to look back on the time when I used to (Josh Billings Quotes)
It’s a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it’s a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow (Josh Billings Quotes)
It is true that wealth won’t make a man virtuous, but I notice there ain’t anybody who wants to be poor just for the purpose of being good (Josh Billings Quotes)
What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul I suppose this depends somewhat upon the size of the soul. I think there are cases where the trade would do (Josh Billings Quotes)
A wise man never enjoys himself so much, nor a fool so little, as when alone (Josh Billings Quotes)
The man who gets bit twice by the same dog is better adapted for that kind of business than any other (Josh Billings Quotes)
As in a game of cards, so in the game of life, we must play what is dealt to us, and the glory consists, not so much in winning as in playing a poor hand well (Josh Billings Quotes)
A good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains (Josh Billings Quotes)
The truly innocent are those who not only are guiltless themselves but who think others are (Josh Billings Quotes)
Building air castles is a harmless business as long as you don’t attempt to live in them (Josh Billings Quotes)