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Joy Behar Quotes

Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they’re not voting for you, b*tch Picture Quote #1

I don’t need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food Picture Quote #1

I feel bad for young people. The 20s are a nightmare also. The 20s are hard to do Picture Quote #1

I love a Dustbuster. You go around, pick up little crumbs, and everything is nice again Picture Quote #1

I mean, I’d like to see (Mitt Romney’s) house burn, one of his millions of houses burning down. It would be kind of cool - the Mormon fire patrol Picture Quote #1

I’m interested in so many different things and I’d like to cover a lot of territory. I’m trying to see my show as the Sunday ‘Times.’ You have the Arts and Leisure section, you have the Op-Ed page, you have the Book Review... even the Style section has those wonderful essays about relationships Picture Quote #1

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You know, I’m a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have interest in politics; I call us fundits, we’re fundits! We’re not pundits! Picture Quote #1

Madeleine Albright, when you see her, she’s not a beautiful woman and she’s getting older. But you’re saying that woman has gravitas. She knows what she’s talking about Picture Quote #1

I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don’t organize my act. I keep myself in a state of confusion. It stresses me out, but I prefer creative chaos Picture Quote #1

Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I’m working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that something could fall through. You know what they say: ‘The show must go off Picture Quote #1

I’m Italian, but some people think I’m Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way Picture Quote #1

I interviewed Ann Coulter when I was sitting in for Larry King a couple of times, and we have a rapport. I like to talk to her Picture Quote #1

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I don’t profess to be an expert on anything, or have the memory for who ran in 1952. I am an informed American citizen, that’s my position Picture Quote #1

I want a man in my life, not in my house Picture Quote #1

Statistically, skinny women die younger than fat women. Why? Because fat women are killing them Picture Quote #1

When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone Picture Quote #1

I want to do an intelligent talk show where you have room to breathe Picture Quote #1

I think looks do matter on television Picture Quote #1

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I do like talk shows. I’m interested in talking to people Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to do just a liberal show Picture Quote #1

I don’t get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you’re jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what’s the point? Picture Quote #1

You can see a lot of politics on a lot of different channels. I’m not interested, really, in talking in some wonky conversation about politics, though. It’s not my speed. I’m not interested in the ins and outs of health care Picture Quote #1

I think it’s interesting to me to talk to people who don’t agree with me all the time Picture Quote #1

I don’t need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food Picture Quote #1

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I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody Picture Quote #1

McCain is the most unifying figure in the Senate. Barack Obama is so far left. Turning to her co-host, Joy Behar, an Obama supporter, she said: Do you want some more Barack Obama Kool-Aid, or what? Picture Quote #1

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Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they’re not voting for you, b*tch (Joy Behar Quotes) I don’t need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food. (Joy Behar Quotes) I feel bad for young people. The 20s are a nightmare also. The 20s are hard to do. (Joy Behar Quotes) I love a Dustbuster. You go around, pick up little crumbs, and everything is nice again. (Joy Behar Quotes) I mean, I’d like to see (Mitt Romney’s) house burn, one of his millions of houses burning down. It would be kind of cool - the Mormon fire patrol. (Joy Behar Quotes) I’m interested in so many different things and I’d like to cover a lot of territory. I’m trying to see my show as the Sunday ‘Times.’ You have the Arts and Leisure section, you have the Op-Ed page, you have the Book Review... even the Style section has those wonderful essays about relationships. (Joy Behar Quotes) You know, I’m a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have interest in politics; I call us fundits, we’re fundits! We’re not pundits! (Joy Behar Quotes) Madeleine Albright, when you see her, she’s not a beautiful woman and she’s getting older. But you’re saying that woman has gravitas. She knows what she’s talking about (Joy Behar Quotes) I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don’t organize my act. I keep myself in a state of confusion. It stresses me out, but I prefer creative chaos (Joy Behar Quotes) Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I’m working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that something could fall through. You know what they say: ‘The show must go off (Joy Behar Quotes) I’m Italian, but some people think I’m Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way (Joy Behar Quotes) I interviewed Ann Coulter when I was sitting in for Larry King a couple of times, and we have a rapport. I like to talk to her (Joy Behar Quotes) I don’t profess to be an expert on anything, or have the memory for who ran in 1952. I am an informed American citizen, that’s my position (Joy Behar Quotes) I want a man in my life, not in my house (Joy Behar Quotes) Statistically, skinny women die younger than fat women. Why? Because fat women are killing them (Joy Behar Quotes) When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone (Joy Behar Quotes) I want to do an intelligent talk show where you have room to breathe (Joy Behar Quotes) I think looks do matter on television (Joy Behar Quotes) I do like talk shows. I’m interested in talking to people (Joy Behar Quotes) I don’t want to do just a liberal show (Joy Behar Quotes) I don’t get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you’re jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what’s the point? (Joy Behar Quotes) You can see a lot of politics on a lot of different channels. I’m not interested, really, in talking in some wonky conversation about politics, though. It’s not my speed. I’m not interested in the ins and outs of health care (Joy Behar Quotes) I think it’s interesting to me to talk to people who don’t agree with me all the time (Joy Behar Quotes) I don’t need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food (Joy Behar Quotes) I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody (Joy Behar Quotes) McCain is the most unifying figure in the Senate. Barack Obama is so far left. Turning to her co-host, Joy Behar, an Obama supporter, she said: Do you want some more Barack Obama Kool-Aid, or what? (Joy Behar Quotes)