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Jury Duty Quotes

Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don’t draft people; it’s not jury duty Picture Quote #1

It’s rare to find someone excited over jury duty. If they’re out there, I’ve never met them. Not a one. When the summons for jury duty arrives in the mail, how many people scream, ‘Yes!’ and run to clear the calendar? None. Our first and only reaction is, ‘Oh, no,’ quickly followed by, ‘How can I get out of this?’ Picture Quote #1

I vote and I do jury duty Picture Quote #1

I got put on jury duty, which is where I learned how to write Picture Quote #1

This is the one day of the year I wish I was on jury duty Picture Quote #1

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races Picture Quote #1

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I had only been a citizen for two weeks when I received a summons to appear for jury duty! Picture Quote #1

To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty Picture Quote #1

Congratulations on avoiding jury duty via shameless faux bigotry or insanity Picture Quote #1

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty Picture Quote #1

Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty Picture Quote #1

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Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don’t have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you’d make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people Picture Quote #1

The great thing about our system of democracy is when they call you for jury duty, you have to come... It’s an honor and a privilege. I was called and I’ve got to be here Picture Quote #1

Along with voting, jury duty, and paying taxes, goofing off is one of the central obligations of American citizenship Picture Quote #1

I don’t get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody Picture Quote #1

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Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don’t draft people; it’s not jury duty (Jury Duty Quotes) It’s rare to find someone excited over jury duty. If they’re out there, I’ve never met them. Not a one. When the summons for jury duty arrives in the mail, how many people scream, ‘Yes!’ and run to clear the calendar? None. Our first and only reaction is, ‘Oh, no,’ quickly followed by, ‘How can I get out of this?’ (Jury Duty Quotes) I vote and I do jury duty (Jury Duty Quotes) I got put on jury duty, which is where I learned how to write (Jury Duty Quotes) This is the one day of the year I wish I was on jury duty (Jury Duty Quotes) Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races (Jury Duty Quotes) I had only been a citizen for two weeks when I received a summons to appear for jury duty! (Jury Duty Quotes) To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph (Jury Duty Quotes) You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty (Jury Duty Quotes) Congratulations on avoiding jury duty via shameless faux bigotry or insanity (Jury Duty Quotes) When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty (Jury Duty Quotes) Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty (Jury Duty Quotes) Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don’t have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you’d make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people (Jury Duty Quotes) The great thing about our system of democracy is when they call you for jury duty, you have to come... It’s an honor and a privilege. I was called and I’ve got to be here (Jury Duty Quotes) Along with voting, jury duty, and paying taxes, goofing off is one of the central obligations of American citizenship (Jury Duty Quotes) I don’t get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody (Jury Duty Quotes)