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It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
If you haven’t got eyes, you shouldn’t have wings (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
You never see an old man eating a Twix (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
But I’m not an idiot. At the end of the day, I’ve learned a lot. (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
I’m really happy. I just don’t choose to show it. (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
If you can’t do it, don’t do it (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
I don’t think I’d be a very good parent. I’d be too honest. (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
It’s not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed. (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
A slug is always on its own. It’s a lonely insect (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
I’ve got loads of nieces and nephews (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
It’s not a joke: I really do like being at home (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
People who live in a glass house have to answer the door (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
I found that being with happy positive people annoys me (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
Chinese people age overnight (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
It’s not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
Stay green, stay in the woods, and stay safe (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
I could eat a knob at night (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
Treat the world like a head (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
I always have a problem liking things I’m told I should like (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
A dog has got human eyes (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
Stop looking at the walls, look out the window (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
Apparently you’re not allowed to lick a toad’s back (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it? (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
How would I know which one I was? (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
We’re just a weed in the universe (Karl Pilkington Quotes)