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Karl Pilkington Quotes
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What’s that plate that’s above a saucer but below a plate? (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
It’s no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider? (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
If you live in a glass house, don’t be chucking stuff about (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
I’ve always wanted to kick a duck up the arse (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
What I mean is, I don’t know what I mean (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
I saw a bee have a heart attack (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
Pigeons: They’ve got wings, but they walk a lot (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
Knowledge is almost annoying (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
It’s 2006, why are they still using the index finger? (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
Your dreams should never be better than your real life (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
Blind people can stay up longer than someone with eyes (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
I’m really happy. I just don’t choose to show it (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
My brain’s just full of passwords (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
A problem solved is a problem caused (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
You don’t get anything done by planning (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
We all just want to sit on our ass (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
Be the ugly one, look at the nice one (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
Every step starts with a step (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that’s all you can do in life, really (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
If you’d have told me five years ago that I’d have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I’d panic, I’d be scared (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
When you’ve been on a programme called ‘An Idiot Abroad’ job offers aren’t exactly flying in (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched ‘University Challenge.’ The onion was probably the highlight (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That’s well documented (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
I mean, I don’t really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you’re seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that’s added gives you a certain feeling (Karl Pilkington Quotes)