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Karl Pilkington Quotes

I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don’t quite get it. Because they have awards all the time; there’s awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don’t televise it. I don’t know why they do it for films or TV programs Picture Quote #1

I’d say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they’re meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about Picture Quote #1

I’ve never understood the ‘things to do before you die’ idea. If I was ill, I’d be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin Picture Quote #1

Being honest with you, it’s not the ‘great’ wall of China. It’s an all right wall. It’s the ‘All Right Wall of China.’ Picture Quote #1

All fame is is having people you don’t know coming up to you and saying, ‘Hello.’ I’m always polite and people are always nice, but it’s weird Picture Quote #1

I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see Picture Quote #1

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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really Picture Quote #1

Everyone is living for everyone else now. They’re doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don’t get all that social media stuff, I’ve always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that Picture Quote #1

I sometimes wonder how we’re short of cod. There’s gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it’s a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they’re running out of all sorts. Make ‘em panic a bit Picture Quote #1

Making the ‘An Idiot Abroad’ series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I’d hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says Picture Quote #1

We’ll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I’m saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it’s like, ‘Well that’s life, things will come and go, we’ll find new species.’ Picture Quote #1

They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo Picture Quote #1

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By 78 you’ve done everything you’re going to do. If you haven’t bungee-jumped by the time you’re 78 you’re not going to do it Picture Quote #1

I think it’s clever how Rome have kept a load of old stuff. There’s no overheads, yet people are going over there to see it Picture Quote #1

As long as you’re remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you’re remembering him. That’s what I’m saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th Picture Quote #1

Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me ‘ed in after one day at xmas, I’d rather be mush Picture Quote #1

In the sea you’ve got to be constantly sort of alert. It’s worse in the sea [than anywhere else in the animal kingdom]. In the sea you’ve got an enemy behind every rock Picture Quote #1

If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you’re not used to spending that much time with people Picture Quote #1

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Well...like, when you’re born, you’re a little baby, you’re wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again Picture Quote #1

The great pyramid is overrated. It’s a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny Picture Quote #1

I’ve never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too Picture Quote #1

That’s the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape Picture Quote #1

Getting old is better than being young. You can do what you want to do Picture Quote #1

I don’t really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me Picture Quote #1

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We came from the sea originally, now we’re going back in it. Don’t go in it, unless you’re in a boat Picture Quote #1

I think it’s mental to pay for water. Where is that water coming from? Are they in the hills puttin’ it into bottles when years ago it used to roll down and go into the lakes? Picture Quote #1

I never buy a piece of art. I don’t see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually Picture Quote #1

With evolution, things are always changing, so I sort of think: Should we all be growing three heads? Picture Quote #1

I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you’re seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that’s added gives you a certain feeling. But in reality, you’re stuck on a boat that’s bobbing up and down, you feel sick, the whale isn’t there on demand Picture Quote #1

You know, when you’re a producer, you’re a bit of a lackey. You’re just making cups of tea and making sure they’ve got newspaper, stuff like that Picture Quote #1

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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don’t quite get it. Because they have awards all the time; there’s awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don’t televise it. I don’t know why they do it for films or TV programs (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I’d say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they’re meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I’ve never understood the ‘things to do before you die’ idea. If I was ill, I’d be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Being honest with you, it’s not the ‘great’ wall of China. It’s an all right wall. It’s the ‘All Right Wall of China.’ (Karl Pilkington Quotes) All fame is is having people you don’t know coming up to you and saying, ‘Hello.’ I’m always polite and people are always nice, but it’s weird (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Everyone is living for everyone else now. They’re doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don’t get all that social media stuff, I’ve always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I sometimes wonder how we’re short of cod. There’s gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it’s a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they’re running out of all sorts. Make ‘em panic a bit (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Making the ‘An Idiot Abroad’ series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I’d hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says (Karl Pilkington Quotes) We’ll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I’m saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it’s like, ‘Well that’s life, things will come and go, we’ll find new species.’ (Karl Pilkington Quotes) They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo (Karl Pilkington Quotes) By 78 you’ve done everything you’re going to do. If you haven’t bungee-jumped by the time you’re 78 you’re not going to do it (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I think it’s clever how Rome have kept a load of old stuff. There’s no overheads, yet people are going over there to see it (Karl Pilkington Quotes) As long as you’re remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you’re remembering him. That’s what I’m saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me ‘ed in after one day at xmas, I’d rather be mush (Karl Pilkington Quotes) In the sea you’ve got to be constantly sort of alert. It’s worse in the sea [than anywhere else in the animal kingdom]. In the sea you’ve got an enemy behind every rock. (Karl Pilkington Quotes) If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you’re not used to spending that much time with people. (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Well...like, when you’re born, you’re a little baby, you’re wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again... (Karl Pilkington Quotes) The great pyramid is overrated. It’s a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny. (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I’ve never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too. (Karl Pilkington Quotes) That’s the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape. (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Getting old is better than being young. You can do what you want to do. (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I don’t really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me. (Karl Pilkington Quotes) We came from the sea originally, now we’re going back in it. Don’t go in it, unless you’re in a boat. (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I think it’s mental to pay for water. Where is that water coming from? Are they in the hills puttin’ it into bottles when years ago it used to roll down and go into the lakes? (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I never buy a piece of art. I don’t see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually. (Karl Pilkington Quotes) With evolution, things are always changing, so I sort of think: Should we all be growing three heads? (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you’re seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that’s added gives you a certain feeling. But in reality, you’re stuck on a boat that’s bobbing up and down, you feel sick, the whale isn’t there on demand. (Karl Pilkington Quotes) You know, when you’re a producer, you’re a bit of a lackey. You’re just making cups of tea and making sure they’ve got newspaper, stuff like that. (Karl Pilkington Quotes)

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