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Karl Pilkington Quotes
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It’s not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed. (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
If you haven’t got eyes, you shouldn’t have wings (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
You never see an old man eating a Twix (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
But I’m not an idiot. At the end of the day, I’ve learned a lot. (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
I’m really happy. I just don’t choose to show it. (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
If you can’t do it, don’t do it (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
I don’t think I’d be a very good parent. I’d be too honest. (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
I’ve always wanted to kick a duck up the arse (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
What I mean is, I don’t know what I mean (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
If you live in a glass house, don’t be chucking stuff about (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
I saw a bee have a heart attack (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
Pigeons: They’ve got wings, but they walk a lot (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
Knowledge is almost annoying (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
It’s 2006, why are they still using the index finger? (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
Your dreams should never be better than your real life (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
Blind people can stay up longer than someone with eyes (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
I’m really happy. I just don’t choose to show it (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
My brain’s just full of passwords (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
A problem solved is a problem caused (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
You don’t get anything done by planning (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
We all just want to sit on our ass (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
Be the ugly one, look at the nice one (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
Every step starts with a step (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
That’s the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape. (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
Getting old is better than being young. You can do what you want to do. (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider? (Karl Pilkington Quotes)