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Karl Pilkington Quotes

I’ve never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too Picture Quote #1

I don’t know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it’s there, don’t you? Picture Quote #1

People eat duck and you think, well, we’ve got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! Picture Quote #1

I’d rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave Picture Quote #1

I’m not a proper traveler. I don’t like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax Picture Quote #1

I’ve learnt that, even though I’ve travelled about, I haven’t changed that much Picture Quote #1

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It’s like there’s some unwritten rule that if you’re mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don’t really get that annoyed about it Picture Quote #1

People always tell me I’m going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option? Picture Quote #1

If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you’re not used to spending that much time with people Picture Quote #1

People say if bees die out, the world would end, apparently. Now, I don’t know if that’s true, if that’s some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document, and people believe this Picture Quote #1

It’s interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up Picture Quote #1

I think people would live a bit longer if they didn’t know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things Picture Quote #1

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It annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they’re the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing Picture Quote #1

Why didn’t evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder? Picture Quote #1

Well... like, when you’re born, you’re a little baby, you’re wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again Picture Quote #1

We came from the sea originally, now we’re going back in it. Don’t go in it, unless you’re in a boat Picture Quote #1

Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don’t know if I’m in charge of mine Picture Quote #1

People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug’s aspirin and the monkey’s got a headache, is it right? Picture Quote #1

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I thought the fart was a human thing. It’s something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever Picture Quote #1

I’ve heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that’s dangerous Picture Quote #1

You don’t have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad Picture Quote #1

People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn’t necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life Picture Quote #1

We’ve invented most of the stuff that we need and now we’re just messing about Picture Quote #1

The great pyramid is overrated. It’s a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny Picture Quote #1

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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don’t put up with the smell, the little kitten will die Picture Quote #1

If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong Picture Quote #1

We are always making more and more stuff in the world. You know; big buildings, big planes, big boats and that. Will we ever get to a point where all this is too heavy for the world to handle? Picture Quote #1

When I was younger I remember once I went to bed and I was so happy that I laughed myself to sleep Picture Quote #1

Normally you can’t hear you’re own voice because you’re talking over it Picture Quote #1

Now sometimes I don’t know if I feel well. Because I’ve been in my body for years Picture Quote #1

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I’ve never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I don’t know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it’s there, don’t you? (Karl Pilkington Quotes) People eat duck and you think, well, we’ve got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I’d rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I’m not a proper traveler. I don’t like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I’ve learnt that, even though I’ve travelled about, I haven’t changed that much (Karl Pilkington Quotes) It’s like there’s some unwritten rule that if you’re mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don’t really get that annoyed about it (Karl Pilkington Quotes) People always tell me I’m going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option? (Karl Pilkington Quotes) If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you’re not used to spending that much time with people (Karl Pilkington Quotes) People say if bees die out, the world would end, apparently. Now, I don’t know if that’s true, if that’s some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document, and people believe this (Karl Pilkington Quotes) It’s interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I think people would live a bit longer if they didn’t know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things (Karl Pilkington Quotes) It annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they’re the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Why didn’t evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder? (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Well... like, when you’re born, you’re a little baby, you’re wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again (Karl Pilkington Quotes) We came from the sea originally, now we’re going back in it. Don’t go in it, unless you’re in a boat (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don’t know if I’m in charge of mine (Karl Pilkington Quotes) People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug’s aspirin and the monkey’s got a headache, is it right? (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I thought the fart was a human thing. It’s something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I’ve heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that’s dangerous (Karl Pilkington Quotes) You don’t have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad (Karl Pilkington Quotes) People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn’t necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life (Karl Pilkington Quotes) We’ve invented most of the stuff that we need and now we’re just messing about (Karl Pilkington Quotes) The great pyramid is overrated. It’s a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don’t put up with the smell, the little kitten will die (Karl Pilkington Quotes) If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong (Karl Pilkington Quotes) We are always making more and more stuff in the world. You know; big buildings, big planes, big boats and that. Will we ever get to a point where all this is too heavy for the world to handle? (Karl Pilkington Quotes) When I was younger I remember once I went to bed and I was so happy that I laughed myself to sleep (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Normally you can’t hear you’re own voice because you’re talking over it (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Now sometimes I don’t know if I feel well. Because I’ve been in my body for years (Karl Pilkington Quotes)

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