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Karl Pilkington Quotes

Avocados, it’s a food that ain’t worth injuring yourself for. If it’s a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts Picture Quote #1

We’re gonna get weaker. That’s already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they’re saying eat five fruits. That’s evidence. You can’t argue with that Picture Quote #1

Classes teaching you how to breathe. I’m 32, I think I’ve got the hang of it Picture Quote #1

I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice Picture Quote #1

What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don’t like? I don’t like the idea of that Picture Quote #1

It’s weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit Picture Quote #1

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If you are living the dream, how do you know if you are asleep or awake? Picture Quote #1

If you don’t have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things Picture Quote #1

I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture Picture Quote #1

They’ve found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn’t lock animals up and all the rest of it, but to be honest I wish it was locked up. The idea that it’s roaming in a jungle... get it locked up Picture Quote #1

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Avocados, it’s a food that ain’t worth injuring yourself for. If it’s a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts (Karl Pilkington Quotes) We’re gonna get weaker. That’s already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they’re saying eat five fruits. That’s evidence. You can’t argue with that (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Classes teaching you how to breathe. I’m 32, I think I’ve got the hang of it (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice (Karl Pilkington Quotes) What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don’t like? I don’t like the idea of that (Karl Pilkington Quotes) It’s weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit (Karl Pilkington Quotes) If you are living the dream, how do you know if you are asleep or awake? (Karl Pilkington Quotes) If you don’t have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture (Karl Pilkington Quotes) They’ve found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn’t lock animals up and all the rest of it, but to be honest I wish it was locked up. The idea that it’s roaming in a jungle... get it locked up (Karl Pilkington Quotes)

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