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Kathleen Madigan Quotes

People entertain me more than I entertain them Picture Quote #1
Kids? It’s like living with homeless people. They’re cute but they just chase you around all day long going, ‘Can I have a dollar? I’m missing a shoe! I need a ride! Picture Quote #1
The bus scares me. Way too many gross people on the bus. Sixty-five people on the bus and I was the last one on. I felt like calling Unsolved Mysteries. ‘Yeah, I found everybody Picture Quote #1
I always give homeless people money, and my friends yell at me, ‘He’s only going to buy more alcohol and cigarettes.’ And I’m thinking, ‘Oh, like I wasn’t?’ Picture Quote #1
I never have goals or dreams. My sister says it’s pathetic and lazy, but I had a goal, to tell jokes to pay bills and not have to live in a trailer. So, I think I’m living my fantasy. I don’t have another Picture Quote #1
I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes Picture Quote #1
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People entertain me more than I entertain them  (Kathleen Madigan Quotes) Kids? It’s like living with homeless people. They’re cute but they just chase you around all day long going, ‘Can I have a dollar? I’m missing a shoe! I need a ride!  (Kathleen Madigan Quotes) The bus scares me. Way too many gross people on the bus. Sixty-five people on the bus and I was the last one on. I felt like calling Unsolved Mysteries. ‘Yeah, I found everybody  (Kathleen Madigan Quotes) I always give homeless people money, and my friends yell at me, ‘He’s only going to buy more alcohol and cigarettes.’ And I’m thinking, ‘Oh, like I wasn’t?’  (Kathleen Madigan Quotes) I never have goals or dreams. My sister says it’s pathetic and lazy, but I had a goal, to tell jokes to pay bills and not have to live in a trailer. So, I think I’m living my fantasy. I don’t have another.  (Kathleen Madigan Quotes) I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes  (Kathleen Madigan Quotes)