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Kathy Griffin Quotes

A lot of stars don’t have a sense of humor Picture Quote #1

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown Picture Quote #1

Always and Forever is a Grandmothers love Picture Quote #1

I love to work. I love doing standup Picture Quote #1

I can criticize your religion all I want, and you can criticize mine. I don’t like this whole climate of, ‘You can’t ever say anything bad about the group I’m in, cause every group is untouchable.’ We can all criticize each other and engage in debate all we want Picture Quote #1

The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can’t seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it’s my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness Picture Quote #1

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I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun Picture Quote #1

Life is adventure. Travel is adventure at a different address Picture Quote #1

I am what you call a non-believer. I don’t even want to say I’m an atheist because frankly I don’t want to join their club either. But the point is, I am a fallen catholic, I’m not religious, and that’s all well and good Picture Quote #1

If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess Picture Quote #1

People with cancer like to wear jogging suits Picture Quote #1

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist Picture Quote #1

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I was a soccer cheerleader. It doesn’t get nerdier than that. I was fired from the soccer cheerleading squad after one year, which I believe to this day is unprecedented. You have to understand, no one went to the soccer games. In fact, I believe part of my duties as a cheerleader was to bake brownies for the team Picture Quote #1

I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly Picture Quote #1

A lot of celebrities, especially when you’re talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them Picture Quote #1

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style Picture Quote #1

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you’ve ever heard Picture Quote #1

I’m always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging Picture Quote #1

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Let’s just say I’m gonna be so politically incorrect, you might even get sued for being in the audience Picture Quote #1

There were two cheerleaders, and their job was to basically go out in skimpy outfits and say hi to the guys.... and some of the ladies, if you know what I’m saying Picture Quote #1

Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that’s just part of the deal. I’m not really sure what’s going to come out of my mouth Picture Quote #1

I’ll be honest, there’s a part of me that does think I’m held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it’s a little frustrating Picture Quote #1

I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don’t care how many people they killed Picture Quote #1

Pretty much everywhere I go, I’m pretty much thinking I’m going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am Picture Quote #1

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When I’m going to see a comedian, I don’t want to see them hold back, and when I’m reading a book, I don’t want to hear an abridged version Picture Quote #1

When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or football players completely wasted and puking and acting a fool, and think to myself, there is nothing cool about that. I never wanted to be that out of control Picture Quote #1

(About controversy) What you guys get, that celebrities don’t get, is that I live for this shit Picture Quote #1

I’m also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It’s going to be a spoof of Biography Picture Quote #1

It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush! Picture Quote #1

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits Picture Quote #1

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A lot of stars don’t have a sense of humor (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown (Kathy Griffin Quotes) Always and Forever is a Grandmothers love (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I love to work. I love doing standup (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I can criticize your religion all I want, and you can criticize mine. I don’t like this whole climate of, ‘You can’t ever say anything bad about the group I’m in, cause every group is untouchable.’ We can all criticize each other and engage in debate all we want (Kathy Griffin Quotes) The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can’t seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it’s my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun (Kathy Griffin Quotes) Life is adventure. Travel is adventure at a different address (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I am what you call a non-believer. I don’t even want to say I’m an atheist because frankly I don’t want to join their club either. But the point is, I am a fallen catholic, I’m not religious, and that’s all well and good (Kathy Griffin Quotes) If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess (Kathy Griffin Quotes) People with cancer like to wear jogging suits (Kathy Griffin Quotes) Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I was a soccer cheerleader. It doesn’t get nerdier than that. I was fired from the soccer cheerleading squad after one year, which I believe to this day is unprecedented. You have to understand, no one went to the soccer games. In fact, I believe part of my duties as a cheerleader was to bake brownies for the team (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly (Kathy Griffin Quotes) A lot of celebrities, especially when you’re talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you’ve ever heard (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I’m always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging (Kathy Griffin Quotes) Let’s just say I’m gonna be so politically incorrect, you might even get sued for being in the audience (Kathy Griffin Quotes) There were two cheerleaders, and their job was to basically go out in skimpy outfits and say hi to the guys.... and some of the ladies, if you know what I’m saying (Kathy Griffin Quotes) Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that’s just part of the deal. I’m not really sure what’s going to come out of my mouth (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I’ll be honest, there’s a part of me that does think I’m held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it’s a little frustrating (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don’t care how many people they killed (Kathy Griffin Quotes) Pretty much everywhere I go, I’m pretty much thinking I’m going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am (Kathy Griffin Quotes) When I’m going to see a comedian, I don’t want to see them hold back, and when I’m reading a book, I don’t want to hear an abridged version (Kathy Griffin Quotes) When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or football players completely wasted and puking and acting a fool, and think to myself, there is nothing cool about that. I never wanted to be that out of control (Kathy Griffin Quotes) (About controversy) What you guys get, that celebrities don’t get, is that I live for this shit (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I’m also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It’s going to be a spoof of Biography (Kathy Griffin Quotes) It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush! (Kathy Griffin Quotes) So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits (Kathy Griffin Quotes)

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