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Kathy Griffin Quotes

I’m not wearing any pants and the lesbians are waiting! Picture Quote #1

I’ll be honest, there’s a part of me that does think I’m held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it’s a little frustrating Picture Quote #1

Because he loves pussy. Except it smells like fish! Picture Quote #1

I’m saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer......the way Courtney Love is a singer Picture Quote #1

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you’ve ever heard Picture Quote #1

A lot of celebrities, especially when you’re talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them Picture Quote #1

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It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She’s my lady-in-waiting as well Picture Quote #1

I am an outsider looking in, absolutely. You’re not going to see me at the Academy Awards ‘Vanity Fair’ party any time soon. I’m not somebody who, no matter where I go, there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world, and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience’s ticket into the party Picture Quote #1

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice Picture Quote #1

I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people’s words is great. But then, when I do stand-up, I love getting my own point of view out there Picture Quote #1

I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I’m on stage, I’m at a microphone it’s a joke! Picture Quote #1

My act has always reflected what’s going on in my life Picture Quote #1

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I’m basically always on tour Picture Quote #1

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly Picture Quote #1

I actually share one thing with Whitney Houston, which is, I also have sweating issues Picture Quote #1

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can’t help it Picture Quote #1

I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound Picture Quote #1

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month Picture Quote #1

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A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor Picture Quote #1

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people Picture Quote #1

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV Picture Quote #1

I’m not always in that good with middle aged heterosexual men Picture Quote #1

I’m on every worst dressed list imaginable Picture Quote #1

My act is based on my life Picture Quote #1

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That’s life when you’re on the D-list Picture Quote #1

Don’t you love the new crazy Britney, she’s our new Liza Picture Quote #1

I had a run in with Whitney Houston, or as I call her, cracky. Allegedly Picture Quote #1

No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much? Picture Quote #1

To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering Picture Quote #1

When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you! Picture Quote #1

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I’m not wearing any pants and the lesbians are waiting! (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I’ll be honest, there’s a part of me that does think I’m held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it’s a little frustrating. (Kathy Griffin Quotes) Because he loves pussy. Except it smells like fish! (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I’m saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer......the way Courtney Love is a singer. (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you’ve ever heard. (Kathy Griffin Quotes) A lot of celebrities, especially when you’re talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them. (Kathy Griffin Quotes) It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She’s my lady-in-waiting as well (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I am an outsider looking in, absolutely. You’re not going to see me at the Academy Awards ‘Vanity Fair’ party any time soon. I’m not somebody who, no matter where I go, there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world, and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience’s ticket into the party (Kathy Griffin Quotes) Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people’s words is great. But then, when I do stand-up, I love getting my own point of view out there (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I’m on stage, I’m at a microphone it’s a joke! (Kathy Griffin Quotes) My act has always reflected what’s going on in my life (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I’m basically always on tour (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I actually share one thing with Whitney Houston, which is, I also have sweating issues (Kathy Griffin Quotes) So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can’t help it (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound (Kathy Griffin Quotes) It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month (Kathy Griffin Quotes) A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor (Kathy Griffin Quotes) But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I’m not always in that good with middle aged heterosexual men (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I’m on every worst dressed list imaginable (Kathy Griffin Quotes) My act is based on my life (Kathy Griffin Quotes) That’s life when you’re on the D-list (Kathy Griffin Quotes) Don’t you love the new crazy Britney, she’s our new Liza (Kathy Griffin Quotes) I had a run in with Whitney Houston, or as I call her, cracky. Allegedly (Kathy Griffin Quotes) No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much? (Kathy Griffin Quotes) To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering (Kathy Griffin Quotes) When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you! (Kathy Griffin Quotes)

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